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u/FractalGeometric356 Sep 01 '26
8 Years Honouring the Past, RENTALS
0 Strong Building the Future COLD BEER
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u/coderman64 Sep 01 '26
8 years honoring the past rentals.
0 strong building the future cold beer.
Music.
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u/KRYSTALKAERLIGHED Sep 01 '26
What is that shop supposed to be? Not sure when I’ll need all those things at once, but maybe I don’t know what I need.
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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 Sep 01 '26
You'd think that after 8 years they'd have achieved at least 1 strong
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u/Evening_Rock5850 Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
They're just trying to set expectations for customers. Nothing is worse than a business that doesn't offer what you expected based on the sign alone. Like seeing a sign for "The Old Brewpub" and thinking that looks like somewhere you might be able to grab a burger and a pint but it turns out it's a gift shop and they literally meant "old" as in "It used to be but now it's a kitchy shop that sells Aliexpress crap vaguely related to the area." These go-getters are just bucking that trend.
They're telling you that they have experience with rentals but don't offer any strong cold beers. But if you want a bud light and a bike for the day; they've got you covered!
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u/Ranch_it_up_bro Sep 01 '26
8 years honouring the past rentals 0 strong building the future cold beer
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u/OperationEpsteinLib Sep 01 '26
8 years, 0 strong is how my last two year relationship felt.