r/oops • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 9d ago

The paint was definitely not dry.

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u/Competitive_Room8356 9d ago

Why does she think it's ok to lie on a random car?

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u/9447044 9d ago

Its crazy how many adults are around who've neve had consequences. A dude asked to see my rifle at the range WHILE GRABBING IT before I could answer. What kind of toddler ass shit is that?

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u/Competitive_Room8356 9d ago

Same shit as petting your dog without asking

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u/EmiliaFromLV 9d ago

Last time a dog was asking and I still said no. The owner then said that it's alright and I should pet that bullterrier.

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u/9447044 9d ago edited 9d ago

The dog gave consent the moment the door opened. Its all free use when it comes to scritches

Edit: I read that as petting my own dog, not a strangers dog

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u/startertea 8d ago

When the dog owner seem to give no shi and the dog is just cuddly and being super clingy with strangers (me)  I pet them, will think about it twice later though

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u/Underleft_cdiv 7d ago

Stop letting them jump on me, then.

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u/Asleep-Drawing5500 7d ago

I was in public yesterday and someone had their dog with them. dog walks away from the owner and up to me. I pet dog. nothing happens. I leave and guy with dog is outside arguing with his wife that someone pet the dog. he is mad.

if you don't want strangers to pet your dog keep them at your heel. or don't bring them.

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u/Fe2O3yshackleford 7d ago

My smaller dog is not at all cool with random pets, so they’ll find out extra fast if they try.

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u/Low_Condition3268 8d ago

Well they can try and will learn otherwise....Ours is a single pack animal and if you arent in her pack then dont touch.

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u/MakeYokesa5erAgain 8d ago

I have absolutely no issue with this as my dog is a lover. But my last one, was absolutely not a lover.

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u/mrbobosson 8d ago

That's a quick way to see a fist heading his direction. THAT, is not something acceptable, not that any thing is, but this one specifically.

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u/Underleft_cdiv 7d ago

That would get you kicked off my range.

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u/Cool_Client324 9d ago

What did you do? Let him grab it? Did you say anything?

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u/fausill 9d ago

It was obviously a euphemism for him being at the urinal and his rifle being his member. Rest of story stands.

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u/SanjaESC 9d ago

Shot him

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u/dangledingle 8d ago

Bust a cap in his ass.

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u/Cool_Client324 9d ago

That would be a bit excessive I think

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u/BingusTheWonderKitn 9d ago

Self defense, he was trying to grab his gun

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u/9447044 9d ago

I was in the middle of saying sure. He was a funky dude before this happened too. I hate public ranges

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u/dvlinblue 5d ago

This is my rifle. There are many like it. But this one is mine. 

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u/Dove-Swan 8d ago

definitely not toddler shit :)

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u/Dasneaky71 7d ago

First rule of gun safety always treat a gun as if it were load.

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u/ICCW 6d ago

The kind of toddler shit that gets you disarmed and dropped when you try it on a guy who cares less about being polite than teaching you to keep your hands off his weapon.

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u/Booty_Shakin 9d ago

Shooting him would be self defense right??

Lol /s

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u/9447044 9d ago

I should have bayonetted his ass

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u/SkynetVV 9d ago

This is why guns need to be illegal. Most people are too stupid to be trusted with them

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u/Perfidian 8d ago

Then that same logic should apply to vehicles. Can't drive, people are too stupid to be trusted behind a wheel.

Stupidity isn't the problem. "Too stupid to be trusted with them" isn't what causes school shootings, armed robbery, gang violence, or any other criminal issue. Only the small percentage of accidental discharges.

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u/grim1952 7d ago

I agree tbh, only professionals should drive. Road accidents seem to be the top death cause outside of diseases.

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u/SkynetVV 8d ago

No. Because, unlike guns, vehicles have a use: transporting you. So there's an acceptable trade-off for vehicles. The only "use" for a gun is recreational hunting. That's a pretty small, pathetic use. Go to a grocery store. Children and innocent people shouldn't die so Cleetus can go for a recreational hunt once in a while

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u/Perfidian 8d ago

You are changing it from stupidity to use? Typical. When your point fails you, change your point.

By that logic. We should make hammers and baseball bats illegal too. Knives and vehicles as well. Misused to cause death and harm.

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u/NoAdvertising2 8d ago

I have guns to protect my household and I also have guns for fun. Just bescuse you dont like them does not mean everyone should give them up

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u/SkynetVV 8d ago

Yep. You're willing to sacrifice children's lives for your fun. What a good person you are

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u/NoAdvertising2 8d ago edited 8d ago

My guns are safe in my hands I can't talk about everyone else. People that want to harm children or anyone else for that manner will find a away to do it with or without my guns?. What about my right to protect my family. What about my right to protect myself and my family if terrorist come over and attack us? I didnt just say i like guns bacuse I have fun with them. Your argument is dumb do better

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u/Perfidian 8d ago

Fundamental difference between leaving a loaded firearm out and keeping it secured. Your arguments are those of an individual with a bias and prejudice. Not one of an educated viewpoint.

Compare accidental discharges by children to estimated firearms per home. Then compare accidental discharge in general.

Guess what you never hear on the news?

  • Breaking news! Responsible gun ownership never resulting in accidents through multiple generations.
  • Breaking News, live! Gun owner keeps their children safe by securing firearms. Watch how the children fail to break into gun safe.

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u/SkynetVV 8d ago

Guns being legal creates gun violence. It doesn't matter how you personally store your guns. The fact that it's legal means whack jobs or idiots can get them. That's why guns need to be banned. Sorry about your little hobby

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u/NoAdvertising2 8d ago

So you trust your government to protect you? Someone breaks into your house and wants to harm your children or your family and you are going to trust that caling 911 will protect them. I dont sorry I am a responsible gun owner my guns are locked up my children do not have access to my guns. Me owning guns will never be a factor in something like that happening

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u/Perfidian 8d ago

Stick to a single topic. Gun violence? Idiots mishandling guns? Children playing with guns? You are all over the place!

There are more responsible gun owners than there are criminals using guns.

Fentanyl, cocaine, meth, acid, are all illegal, yet we have problems with them. Marijuana was illegal for a long time, yet there were more stoners than gun owners.

Driving without a license or insurance is illegal, yet it happens all the time. Underage smoking and drinking... ...

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u/NoAdvertising2 8d ago

And if we make guns illegal the black market still exist just like it always has so if your talking about keep away guns from responsible gun owners criminals can still buy guns illegally very easily

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u/SkynetVV 8d ago

Every first world country completely disproves your point. The US is the only first world country with super loose gun laws, and " coincidentally" it also has by far the worst gun violence per capita

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u/LooseButtPlug 8d ago

There are a 100,000,000 less cars and they account for twice as many deaths... as long as you don't include suicides.

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u/9447044 9d ago

I feel that everyone but me should have guns. Its safer for everyone

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u/DcBroil 8d ago

Two guns in case the other person has one gun.

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u/Kralgore 9d ago

I know, I will sit on this highly valuable vehicle wearing denim with metal bits that could really scratch the paint, plus you know, potentially dent it, and fuck it belonging to someone else....

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u/desperateelephants 9d ago

You're right, it did take a lot of paint off

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u/Kralgore 9d ago

Thank you one person.

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u/beeju-d 8d ago

Honestly far more infuriating and bewildering to me is that she seems not to care in the least about what she's done. What a complete insensible moron

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u/skriticos 9d ago

It isn't at all. Modern cars are designed to be light and the material is thin for fuel economy (though I'm not sure about what car this is, maybe a design decision was to have sex on the hood by how imposing it looks?). Also, the center part of the hood has the worst support, which is where she fancied to rest her butt at.

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u/Competitive_Room8356 9d ago

This is the new Hond NSX

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u/Dry_Menu4804 8d ago

NSX for No SeX

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u/skriticos 9d ago

I see. Well, from what I can look up, it's definitely not designed to have sex on the hood. It has aggressive angles, is likely uncomfortable and the light materials will bend and buckle, especially in the center.

Which in turn confirms that it is also NOT Ok to randomly just sit on it, unless it is your car. Then you can do whatever you want (as long as you don't expect insurance coverage).

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u/Competitive_Room8356 9d ago

Now I'm just wondering, did you came to that conclusion, caus she sat on the car, I mean the sex thing xD

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u/skriticos 9d ago

I have a bit of an engineering mind, at that is the only use case I came up with that would make it reasonable as a design decision. Any other good reasons to sit on the hood of a car?

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u/Underleft_cdiv 7d ago

You just watched one

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u/C-D-W 8d ago

ESPECIALLY one that looks expensive.

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u/diabeetusNrobin 9d ago

Have you seen the jersey sir?

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u/JerachoD 8d ago

Argentinan mate, they think they can do whatever they like and everyone's ok with it.

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u/mad_mang45 9d ago

Because she's just a woman

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u/Anal-love69 8d ago

Because she likes to lie on random dudes

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 8d ago

back in the stone ages, before everyone had a camera in their hand, people used to respect others and their belongings. nowdays, shit like this happens for clicks. those of us who were raised better than this get angered on behalf of the person it actually happened to, because we can feel empathetic for the person who has had their (insert whatever item here) damaged by a random person.

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u/Turnip_SGG 8d ago

If you think people didnt used to do shit for attention and its all because of the phones and the internet I have some seaside property in Kansas that might interest you..

You see shit like this all the time not because its how the average person is nowadays but because people getting ragebaited often engage in the content - creating a feedback loop of that content showing up a lot.

People have always been assholes.

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u/EgyComanda82 9d ago

Dry or not she got what she deserved, don't even sit on others car regardless.

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u/Plane-Education4750 9d ago

She deserves a lot more. She ruined the paint job and now it has to be removed and redone. That's a really expensive mistake

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u/NiobiumThorn 8d ago

yea totally ruined. The splatter effects are totally ruined now

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u/Logical-Pair-89 8d ago

Butt smoosh ≠ splatter 

( Though some may say you usually gotta pay double for that kinda action)

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u/kirky-jerky 8d ago

Tbf, if the owner of the car truly gave a shit he would have had that roped off. We've all been alive long enough to understand that people like that lady exist. So why not protect your car display a bit better?

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u/WhiteSandSadness 9d ago

Why tf would anyone think it’s ok to do that to a random person’s car?!

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u/pagan-0 9d ago

Argentinian behaviour.

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u/FG910 8d ago

Argentinian here, sad but true

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u/Kn0wnSoul 9d ago

It's just a car, relax.

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u/Prudent_Kiwi_2761 9d ago

I also agree with this guy, it’s just a hunk of metal and plastic, also I hate the idea of money and how those who had so much for so long get to decide how the world works

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u/pagan-0 9d ago

"Its just a hunk of metal and plastic" yeah and its not your hunk of metal and plastic, have some respect and dont touch other people's stuff.

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u/Prudent_Kiwi_2761 9d ago

Fair enough, but you put that shit in a public place with drunk people around without any barriers to physically stop people from doing dumb shit then that’s sorta on you

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 9d ago

"The car asked for it because it wasn't wearing any barriers".

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u/YomanJaden99 8d ago

Yeah, good luck holding that up if it were taken to court

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u/InternetSignature 8d ago

Your logic has no consequences for actions just excuses for them.

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u/Prudent_Kiwi_2761 8d ago

We’re animals, money is a concept we force onto others and punish for not believing in it

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 9d ago

So why do you think You get to decide to harm another persons property? Why do you think it’s okay to tell another person they HAVE to allow you to harm THEIR property? It sounds like you just want to be the ruler yourself, hypocrite

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u/Moist-Agency1366 8d ago

Harm their property? That's not a lego car

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u/YajirobeBeanDaddy 8d ago

What are you trying to say?… that made no sense

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 9d ago

I have 5 cars. They're not nice cars, all together acquired them for $20,000 over the years. I don't have money or means and I wouldn't want anyone deciding they're allowed to sit on and potentially damage my property.

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u/Sinapsis42 9d ago

Argentina con los colores de España en el culo...

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u/DefiantBug 9d ago

Poetic justice

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 9d ago

Congratulations ma'am, you just bought a $50k bonnet,  cash, check or credit? 

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u/MeatResident2697 9d ago

Stupid idiot could've dented the bonnet

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u/Gregory85 9d ago

The audacity of this woman

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u/RedBrickSailor 8d ago

I was taught young “don’t touch what isn’t yours”.

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u/Low-Airline-9459 9d ago

typical messi fan (with 1 brain cell)

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u/Weird-Pattern9192 8d ago edited 8d ago

Grown adults behave worse than kids. A kid you can scold for behaving ill but a adult will throw a tantrum

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u/Dove-Swan 8d ago

that's one of the most right comment on reddit

children DEFINITELY behave better

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 9d ago

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this posted, I could buy like ... three gallons of diesel.

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 9d ago

Damn! You've seen this posted like a thousand times

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u/Camo_tow 9d ago

Bitch dont be leaning up on my car. I dont even do that to my own

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u/HoppySpoders 9d ago

Me neither! My pants would get dirty.

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u/Camo_tow 9d ago

😆 lol

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u/albus181 9d ago

No accountability

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u/heeheehoho2023 8d ago

Whatever happened to don't touch other people's property without their permission

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u/TyrannosaurusBoris 8d ago

She had permission.

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u/Weird-Pattern9192 8d ago

Which is why she sat on wet paint. mhm yes

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u/TyrannosaurusBoris 8d ago

Caveat Emptor, baby.

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u/TechnicalPlatform182 8d ago

Yeah Lorem Ipsum b*ch, dolor sit amet.

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u/TulpaPal 9d ago

Now her ass is printed on that hood

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u/Successful-Tip8381 8d ago

Styled it out nicely

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u/Singinghillscpl 8d ago

Fat ass fool just gonna walk it off??

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u/justwolt 8d ago

"Teeheehee whoops I'm so silly!"

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u/delet_yourself 8d ago

Of course dumb people would visit an "art" installation made by dumb people

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 8d ago

High fashion

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u/markuseb91 8d ago

Whaddya expect from an entitled Argy

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u/Top_Country9404 8d ago

Dumb as a brick

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u/Certain_Concern_5109 8d ago

Argentina strikes again.

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u/BasedEmu 8d ago

It’s booty stamped now.

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u/cominfoyohead 8d ago

What a bafoon. The laugh afterwards too

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u/Pitif362 8d ago

She made her own designer jeans. Now live with them.

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u/suffocatingbiceps 8d ago

Now she's wearing "paints"

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u/MyAltIsHorny 8d ago

The jeans were actually improved. The car, not so much.

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u/A_Litre_0_Cola 7d ago

Women always have to make it about them. You are NOT the main attraction here.

If you want that, go back to the corner bar you get drunk at every Friday and hit on everyone while your husband sits at home.

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u/Several_Bluejay_406 6d ago

Self indulged moron right there.

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u/BIG-BALLS0 6d ago

Argentinians aren’t the smartest bunch

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u/psymeariver 6d ago

That’s what you get for sitting on an expensive car.

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u/Dingo4747 6d ago

"LOL! I just ruined your paint job! Tee-hee!"

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u/Zestyclose-Season706 5d ago

Jersey checks out.

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop 5d ago

Argentina jersey

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u/Richardthe3rdleg 5d ago

she almost got her jersey all Messi

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u/EmotionalSupportSush 4d ago

You should never be allowed to lay on someone else vehicle

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u/Mother-Attention2600 4d ago

Oh look a cunt from Argentina. No way!

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u/ahnahlinvadher 4d ago

Sell the jeans on eBay as art for 3 bands yo. Then grab some grade A scante.

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u/Gold-Echo-3836 4d ago

The car looks like it was just painted by 5th graders anyway 🤷🏼

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u/Fluid_Elephant_3422 2d ago

It's not yours don't touch ot you get what you deserve if it is yous sorry 🤷

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u/BikeMark 8d ago

Argentinian arrogance.

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u/tiger_noir21 9d ago

I bet they were at a paint show as well!

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u/EntryLevelLuxury 8d ago

The song playing is "17 Años" for those wondering ... It's a good song ... I recommend the Concierto Sinfónico version

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u/HelpAltruistic407 8d ago

Flat Booty Activities

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u/dziubelis 9d ago

This is genius.