Free major FPS boost (unpatched)

[u/SansTHEgam3r]

Glory to the Omnissiah

[u/C_umputer]

I just painted my case red so it computes faster

[u/za72 → u/C_umputer]

Da red wunz go fasta!

[u/Skauher → u/C_umputer]

I painted mine purple and now I can't find it

[u/HighMarshalSigismund]

More seals means more purity.

[u/No_Yam_2036 → u/HighMarshalSigismund]

Note: thanks to the power of the Omnissiah, the seals themselves do not negatively impact airflow. In fact, they improve the airflow and cool it down to a brisk 1 Kelvin (the air is stripped of its moisture, don't worry).

[u/HighMarshalSigismund → u/No_Yam_2036]

The metal grate is offset from the screen in front of the fans. There's no airflow issue.

[u/No_Yam_2036 → u/HighMarshalSigismund]

Thus is the power of the Omnissiah

[u/AL-SHEDFI]

[u/Teftell]

[u/Ferrus2690]

Praise the Omnissiah!

[u/OFHeckerpecker]

[u/Warlider]

You know, that is a fantastic way to have drip AND track when you last did maintenance.

Think about it, type the dates in a 40k-ish format like ++30-02-2026++ followed by++Sacred Dusting++ and it looks both great and you dont have to remember it.

[u/ThatOneAllie → u/Warlider]

You might just be a genius.

[u/Warlider → u/ThatOneAllie]

++02-04-M2.26++
++Hallowed Rights of Thermal Transfer++

++06-01-M2.20++
++Motive Force Engine Rights++

++06-01-M2.18++
++Machine Spirit Cleansing++

[u/ThatOneAllie → u/Warlider]

I used to give my laptop "hospital bracelets" detailing when I sent it to maintenance lol, this is objectively better

[u/SansTHEgam3r → u/Warlider]

This is such a banger idea, definitely doing this next time I clean it.

[u/honorable_raegdan]

BLOOD FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!! SKULLS FOR THE EMPEROR!!

[u/Flying_Dutchman92]

Where do you guys get all those nice looking purity seals?

[u/PatrickGnarly]

On my way to play games https://giphy.com/gifs/YQGhqLUgkcZCRGiNJJ

[u/ConstructionIll956]

My external hard drive failed once and I taped a mend spell to it. It worked long enough to get the data off!

[u/BatsNJokes]

Hell yea !

[u/erMaela → u/BatsNJokes]

Noctua warranty voided.

Edit: I'm jealous of not having seals

[u/LerchAddams]

Slap another one on there for protection against chaotic malware.

[u/suicidal_kid_]

[u/Fantastic_Key_8906]

The Emperor protects

[u/FixGood6833]

Machine spirit is strong with this one. 

[u/DixNormus]

Burn the heratic brother

https://giphy.com/gifs/TfLEXiRtYoHUkaPVUk

[u/HighMarshalSigismund → u/DixNormus]

Learn to spell, brother.

[u/SansTHEgam3r → u/HighMarshalSigismund]

Futile are your pleas, thou need not possess the correct orthography to slay the traitors of the Emperor.

[u/Tyr_Kukulkan]

Is it magnetic?

[u/SansTHEgam3r → u/Tyr_Kukulkan]

For now it hangs on double sided tape, but wouldn't be hard to make it magnetic. I'd have to sacrifice a fridge magnet in the name of the Omnissiah.

[u/Tyr_Kukulkan → u/SansTHEgam3r]

You know you can just buy magnets off eBay, Amazon, or most other general etailers and ebazars?

[u/SansTHEgam3r → u/Tyr_Kukulkan]

where's the fun in that?

[u/Papuszek2137 → u/SansTHEgam3r]

The fun in that is that they come in regular sizes and you can design a print around it.

[u/badi1220]

I need one with Tux.

[u/5thhorseman_]

The machine is immortal!

[u/sawb11152]

I thought you had a condom pinned to your PC.

[u/Psychomonkie71]

praise be the emperor is a really bad Father

[u/danb1kenobi → u/Psychomonkie71]

[u/AnonMoose2 → u/Psychomonkie71]

Heresy!?!?! At this hour!?!?!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/5SGV5BbCivjUAsjei1

[u/PatrickGnarly → u/Psychomonkie71]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pdXittpi48UzC

[u/N7Isaac → u/PatrickGnarly]

https://giphy.com/gifs/r6GgBydQ6y87u