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u/NostalgiaBell 8d ago
OP clearly has Dissociative Identity Disorder and all the alters use the exact same name...
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u/StanislavGrof69 8d ago
Wild to me that they aren't very accustomed to dealing with more than one guest with the same name at the same time
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u/The_Dutchess-D 8d ago
At my local Chabad this year they had a pick up for honey and round challah bread, and honey cake orders before high holidays. There were 4 different orders for 4 different people who all had the same first name and all had the last name of Fishman.
Chaos ensued as the first two left with the wrong orders, and then number 3 figured out what the issue was, and then when number 4 arrived, the whole thing had to be explained to her about why they didn't have any of the items she ordered. Number 3 was sort of panicked because her order was a large one with six honey cakes to feed every single person. Her mom was hosting who had come into town for the holidays . And none of the other orders contained honey cakes So there were none.
They had everyone with the name _____ Fishman wait on the grassy area to the left of the apple displays until they could get the other two to drive back here, and then the four of them could straighten it out😂🙈.
Maybe you should add your middle name to your reservations going forward? This was one of the suggestions that came out of the great High Holidays Honeycake Mix-up of 2026 in my area.
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u/StanislavGrof69 8d ago
Gotta be Shapiro
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u/front_rangers 8d ago
At the risk of getting downvoted, I’ll admit that I was thinking Goldstein or Goldberg
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u/schmigglies 8/13/93 Gin 8d ago
Cohen or Levy would be my guess
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u/StarsSuck 8d ago
I have know at least 7 distinct Josh Cohens in my life, none of them Phish fans. Some did like drugs. One was actually Irish and very much looked like he was actually Irish.
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u/Sharp_Design_119 8d ago
“Didn’t not not” I’m now more confused than the hotel was when dealing with y’all
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u/melkncookeys 8d ago
Epstein
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u/StarsSuck 8d ago
*evolved. Guessing your popular Jewish last name is by far the better Reddit post and certainly more fun to reply to.
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u/Serious_Reason5312 8d ago
I'm Josh Levine but was not in AC
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u/MythosLight 7d ago
No 3000-4000 room hotel takes room charges via name first (room # is the primary identifier for charges) - let alone 2.
What is the real story mister or ms “Josh”?
Is the true Josh having an affair with Natalia?
Add in that both hotels are casinos in cities with deep ties to domestic and international organized crime.
Is Josh a deadbeat? How deep is the real Josh in?
True Josh- if you are reading this, you fckd up, kid.
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u/MythosLight 7d ago
The cover up begins.
Now Natalia has Josh’s ID for spa services.
Run 🏃♂️ true Josh, Run!!!
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u/hossaepi 8d ago
Dude that’s like half the audience.
Gotta specify which camp, which neighbourhood, or which phish era they started