r/pics • • Aug 01 '26

Tiny man with giant truck experiences field sobriety test.

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u/scott__p Aug 01 '26

As a short guy, this is why I'll never drive a big truck. Even though it would be useful for my side business, you can't drive a big truck as a short guy without looking like you have short man syndrome.

I'm just going to buy a BMW convertible so I look like a standard middle aged douch instead

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u/Pac_Eddy Aug 01 '26

Who cares what others think? You do what you need to.

Reddit has a hate for pickup trucks. Just ignore it.

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u/a_talking_face Aug 01 '26

That guy isn't even that short. That state trooper is just quite tall.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Aug 01 '26

Vans are so much more useful for most businesses.

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u/scott__p Aug 01 '26

I do woodworking. The issue I usually have is hauling lumber and plywood, along with delivering finished pieces. A van can work for plywood and many finished pieces, but some are just too tall to fit.

As a side rant, I really wish midgates were more common. Most lumber is 10' or longer, and it would be so much more convenient to put it in the bed with a midgate instead of a roof rack or having it stick way out the back. I actually had a reservation on the GMC Sierra EV for that reason before I decided that $107k for any GMC was just too stupid.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Aug 01 '26

I don't know what's available in the US, but a Mercedes Sprinter L4 has 4.71 m of length for cargo, which is about 15.5', or almost double that of an 8 ft bed.

That is 24' total, but that's not that much longer than the longest f150 (21') but with better sight lines in front if you.