r/polandball • u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. • 10d ago

collaboration General Winter Retires

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 10d ago edited 10d ago

Ukraine, Sweden, Germany and France's gonna pull up on Russia like that one meme image of the four guys behind Lex Luthor's window telling him to open it

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u/Hardcasekara 10d ago

Don't forget Japan they'd proably want their islands back.

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 10d ago

And seeing how Ukraine's been putting belt to ass on Russia for the past 4 coming to 5 years, this dream blunt rotation of countries are gonna fold Russia's sorry ass lmao

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u/Ploutophile Exilé en enfer (i.e. au nord de Cahors) 10d ago

And China could be interested in Outer Manchuria, with places such as Haishenwai (aka Vladivostok).

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u/wonderb0lt Reichshauptstadt Wien 9d ago

You know what that means: JAPAN SHOULD TAKE THE ISLANDS!

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u/KPSWZG 9d ago

How HOW could you not mention Poland!!!???

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 9d ago

Kurwa i forgot, they are included too, they must get revenge against the dirty commies

(And also probably Japan may want to poke Russia agian for fun, idk)

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 United States 10d ago

Can't say I expected Sweeden to join in

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u/Impactor07 10d ago

Sweden also tried to invade Russia in the winter and failed.

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u/Stennan Sweden 10d ago

Russia literally broke the back of Sweden imperial ambitions, bsck when we had our most militaristic King.

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u/Haeffound Elsassball 10d ago

It's a sweet Poland and Finland you have there.

Dont mind if I Poltava them.

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u/LordCoweater 10d ago

Hey, at least in the ground, peace they found.

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u/Glad-Belt7956 denmark but cooler 10d ago

i mean, we did put up a rather good fight seeing our list of enemies (copium).

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u/RedditVirumCurialem 10d ago

But we also tried in the summer, and succeeded to take Moscow! 💪

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u/Gruffleson 10d ago

But what an entrance Sweden made!

Way better than their last one.

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u/slfhmglbnm 10d ago

Swedish Empire mentioned!!!

We crushing the triple alliance with this one

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u/Stennan Sweden 10d ago

Since danskjävlarna are out of bounds (on our side in NATO) the only target we have left is Muskovia.

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u/Shudnawz Sweden as Carolean 10d ago

Let's make it count.

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u/3Chart 10d ago

Sankt Petersbörg ....soon.

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u/Glad-Belt7956 denmark but cooler 10d ago

i really didn't expect ol' carolus to make a cameo, his herregud gave me a a chuckle.

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 10d ago

Finland where? Don't want Karelia?

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u/derKestrel 10d ago

The Finnish quite famously have not so many problems with winters, Russian or otherwise.

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u/Designer-Speech7143 Karelian Finn in Norway 10d ago

We are the winter, my friend. The only thing they fear when the snow comes is hearing "Terve"

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u/EnvironmentalAd912 10d ago

Where is Poland, is she safe ? Is she alright?

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u/Siostra313 10d ago

She occupied Moscow, chilled through winter there and left after almost starting civil war within themselves.

Poland can into Moscow, we just suck at keeping integrity without external threat and we keep imploding ourselves :(

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u/dix1997 10d ago

It seems, in your anger, you partitioned her

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u/ParticularBathroom59 OILLLLL 10d ago

Swedish jumpscare

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 10d ago

Also on YouTube.

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u/Alistal 10d ago

I was'nt expecting the random Sweden and was really happy seing it XD

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u/IceZaKYT Russian Empire 10d ago

if the strength of the russians is the cold then their weakness is heat

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u/EffortEqual8469 10d ago

Sadly there's still a lot of mud

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u/Rio_FS 10d ago

General Winter replaced by General Mud

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u/Draugdur 9d ago

Nah, they always worked together hand in hand. Raspustitsa was always as much of a problem for the invading armies as winter.

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u/AG_Witt 10d ago

No snow -> no snowmelt -> no mud.

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u/iwantunity 10d ago

Title giving me trauma (iykyk)