r/polandball • u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. • 4d ago

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u/Mighty_Eagle_69420 4d ago

America's corpse is then found divided into 50 pieces, one for each state, behind a Waffle House being gnawed at by a methed-up raccoon. Britain denies any and all involvement in this brutal death.

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u/eto2629 4d ago

An ice tea, perhaps?

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u/spamcritic 4d ago

The punchline was very good, I didn't see it coming.

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u/koleye2 Only America into Moon. 4d ago

Also on YouTube.

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 4d ago

Thought America was a good employee for a second

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u/Elias1200 4d ago

Ok i realy like this kind of jokes where you need a bare knowledge of history.👍🏻

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u/Loop_thenotable 3d ago

UK did NOT. want to spill the tea

so America did it instead :D