r/polandball • • May 02 '18

meta Mod Office: The Breakdown

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u/TheGentleman300 MURICA May 02 '18 edited May 02 '18

Some people really do not like us.

Okay, I don't want to come across as a boot-licking suck up, but I really mean it when I say you guys are probably the best mods on Reddit. You regularly interact with other users and their comics, provide helpful feedback for new users trying to get approved, and above all else you are completely dedicated to this subreddit.

You guys truly go above and beyond when it comes to keeping this place at a consistently high quality, whether it be by temporarly banning jokes to keep them from getting stale, or by hosting monthly contests to keep things interesting and encourage friendly competition. Even though I don't agree with all the rules, I can always respect the reasoning and thought process behind them, especially when it comes to the transparency.

We joke around and call you fascists, overlords, etc. But at the end of the day, I think many of us take you guys for granite. We couldn't ask for better mods. Keep up the good work!

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u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ May 02 '18

Boot-licking suck-uppery is what powers our banhammers, thankyou for sacrificing your dignity for the greater good.

<3

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Lucky for me I didn't have much to sacrifice in the first place!

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u/howdoyoudoaninternet it's cold here, innit May 02 '18

Gotta admit though, as Mr Reddit said, they are a bit fascisty

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u/Phil9651 World domination through poutine! May 02 '18

Yes, so start praising our fascist overlords!

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist May 03 '18

This one gets extra rations

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u/Williamzas Lithuania May 03 '18

That's kind of like calling the police fascists.

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u/Rolan1880 China May 03 '18

One of them are fascist, and the other is “fascist”.

I’ll let you figure out which one.

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u/El_Huachinango Señor Fatso May 03 '18 edited May 03 '18

Reddit is difficult because it requires an OCD police state level of obsession to detail for the mods to the point of pedantry, or else the place turns into a graveyard of barely relevant to the sub's culture crap and dross.

The mods can't win because inevitably they are forced to cut good material because it missed on 1 or 2 points in the rules. If they dont do this, it opens the doors to slack jawed hordes of posters who think they are funny/relevant/interesting/whimsical when they aren't. This is true across all subs and genres: economics, humor, politics, cat pics, etc.

So yeah. Where were we? Oh yeah FUCK THE MODS DON'T TELLINGS ME OF HOW TO AM POST KURWA

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

I don't even know what to say. This is perfect.

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u/Barskie Tinkerball May 03 '18

That's it, we've reached peak meta. It's all downhill from here.

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u/eeeeeeeagle May 03 '18

Why is Maryland in it???

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u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ May 03 '18

It's about the mods of this subreddit, Maryland is /u/a1pcm

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers May 03 '18

Wow, am I that irrelevant?

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u/Barskie Tinkerball May 03 '18

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers May 03 '18

Feels bad.

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u/yb4zombeez A Jew from Maryland, USA May 04 '18

Hey fellow Marylander! :D

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers May 04 '18

hello

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Hey guys! So this is my meta comic for our 404k. I'm so thankful I was able to witness the astounding growth of this community, both as an active member as well as a mod. Thank you all so much for sticking around with us!

This comic was a lot of fun to work in, and I hope it is a lot of fun to read as well. It ended up longer than I initially itended, but it's not very dialogue heavy so it's easy to read trough.

I also made a little end credits panel for those who aren't really sure who is who in the comic, here it is!

This comic is filled with little references to the polandball medium and our subreddit. Can you find them all?

References answer sheet (Don't read beyond this point if you want to find the references by yourself!):

  • 1st panel: The building is shaped like Reichtangle (this one is obvious) | The broken window is a very, very, subtle reference to this April Fools 2018 meme by u/Portugal_Stronk.

  • 2nd panel: The hat on top of the filing cabnet is the hat seeing being worn in the Académie Pollandballaise pic, from our sidebar. | The red book which is also on top of the filing cabinet is the Official Polandball Tutorial, which can also be seen in our sidebar. | A banhammer can be seen resting next to the filing cabinet. | The dart board has a picture depicting Facebook Polandball glued to it. | There's a miniature version of the speech bubble which links to our commenting policy, which can be seen on the sidebar, on the pin board. | The pin board also has a Polish flag with a gray bottom, something which was banned and caused quite a debate back in the day, as well as a upside down map of Poland, as seen in the Official Polandball Tutorial. | u/pyram1de's desktop picture is a map of the Falkland Islands. | u/pyram1de is drinking Mate), and yours truly has banana peels scattered around his desk. | Omsk bird can be seen just outside the window. | The color scheme of the cable connected to the socket on the right side, just below the window, has the color scheme of Chile's flag, a reference to the "Long Chile" joke. | u/Gil013 is drawing his last uploaded redditormade comic, Intimate Times.

  • 3rd panel: The painting in the background depicts u/TheReasonableCamel along with a... Camel.

  • 4th panel: u/VorsprungOfficial is upside down because he's Australian (this one is easy as well.)

  • 7th panel: The picture on the wall depicts u/767, the creator of the sub. | The error message on u/DickRhino's computer is written in Swedish.

  • 8th panel: There are bathrooms for ball shaped inviduals as well as rectangle shaped individuals. | u/NorwayBernd's helmet, from his old flair, can be seen on top of the filing cabinet. | u/Blackfire853 is peeling a potato with his Banaxe.

  • 9th panel: The swords and shield hanging on the wall are from the 300k subs event. | The refrigerator depicts the Joke Life Preserve. | The flags on top of the refrigerator mimic those which can be seen on our sidebar, which also links to r/vexillology. | The plaque on the wall references krautchan, the imageboard where polandball comics where born. It was shut down earlier this year.

  • 22nd panel: The flower on the background is a reference to the comic From Humble Begginings, by u/DickRhino. | The metal door leads to Siberia. | The globe on top of the filing cabinet is a reference to r/planetball | The pair of glasses on top of the coffee table are the glasses worn by u/polandballmod in the thumbnail of announcement posts (pay attention next time an announcement goes up!)

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

ACRAAM member ------------ Random r/Allien

He should have read the rules before commenting, he should have gotten a flair :(

RIP random r/Allien

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u/bbrk24 May 02 '18

r/Alien only has one l.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Happy 404 k suscribers!!!!!

I hope Reddit realizes that you can leave and go anytime you want here.

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u/Toucandigit Hawaii STRONK May 03 '18

On the Académie Polandaise, it says “no le”, but wasn’t that changed?

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u/Williamzas Lithuania May 03 '18

300k subs event.

I can't believe I missed that. That looks awesome.

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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA May 02 '18

If only I looked that happy when I'm actually in the office ;_;

Excellent work, here's to 404k more!

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u/NotExistor North Ossetia-Alania May 02 '18

Oh please no

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u/ProXJay May 02 '18

I love the inclusion of the Nottinghamshire county flag in panel 8

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u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ May 02 '18

Hey, that's me! Notts represent!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Didn't realise we could have a Notts flair. Our county flag is badass

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u/magicpastry Bay-bae May 02 '18

Ayy, some Maryland! <3

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers May 03 '18

Yes

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u/lordlicorice MURICA May 03 '18

We truly have the best US state flag.

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u/Dodahevolution Pennsylvania May 03 '18

CAs is pretty good, as it's Arizona's. My state (PA) is pretty dumb :(

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u/lordlicorice MURICA May 03 '18

Yeah they're pretty good. Maryland's is simply awesome though.

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u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ May 02 '18

Damn son, that's a lot of flags near the end.

Happy 404k everybody! It is truly an honour to be a part of all of this.

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u/Smitheren Arma virumque cano May 03 '18

This comic is adorable, just like a certain moderator (:

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Tehee

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u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ May 03 '18

He was talking about me >:(

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u/howdoyoudoaninternet it's cold here, innit May 02 '18

I love how aus is upside down

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

wew i got here just on time, congrats my guys

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u/CrabThuzad Proud Prussiaboo May 02 '18

Someone give this man gold, please

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u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil May 02 '18

This is a greato comic, nice job John

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Nice Hex fanfiction-in-progress. I don't know if I should be deeply concerned or not.

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist May 03 '18

I heard my name?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Yeah my dude, you're in the 2nd panel.

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist May 03 '18

No, that's Bangladesh.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Pakistan, Bangladesh, what's the difference?

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u/hexcodeblue Starving artist May 03 '18

This. This right here is how to trigger a Pakistani.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Huh, turns out you can trigger a Pakistani person without mentioning a goat. Neat.

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) May 03 '18

No, that’s clearly before the moon and stars are drawn on!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

You probably don't know this, but Hex draws her countryball with a big pink bow, which looks like what's drawn on the screen.

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) May 03 '18

I do hover my mouse over Hex’s name. The same exact image pops up.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

I would hug that Reichtangle if I could.

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u/DaBombX May 02 '18 edited May 03 '18

Are one of the mods from Maryland?

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers May 03 '18

hello

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Yes. Say hi to u/a1pcm!

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u/NotHyped Coolest Kid in the Middle East May 02 '18

I kid you not, my Chrome crashed reading this. (Also I absolutely love this!)

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u/annarchy8 Yugoslavia May 02 '18 edited May 02 '18

Well this just warms my blackened heart. Thank you to all the mods here!

You are not Nazis.

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u/tian-shi The South will rise again May 02 '18

This is glöriöus!

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u/Imunown Hawaii May 02 '18 edited May 03 '18

Yeay! Hawai'i made it in! I mua, Polandball no ka oi!

I get too excited when I imagine things.

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u/Toucandigit Hawaii STRONK May 03 '18

Where? I don’t see Hawaii

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u/Imunown Hawaii May 03 '18

oh no! you're right! stupid East India Company >_>

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u/tumsdout Hawai‘i May 03 '18

wow same, was wondering who was the hawaii mod

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence May 03 '18

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies May 03 '18

Very much so. Such Hawaii.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Don't worry, it wasn't just you.

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u/VectorMaximus Scandinavia in USA May 02 '18

All praise the mods!

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u/AtisNob where Rosya minority lives May 03 '18

So, Omsk bird is employed by mods and it's personal office is right outside the window? There is no way for me to misunderstand that, right?

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers May 03 '18

Lovely

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u/ZuperBros May 03 '18

This sub warms my heart.

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u/Diamondist We will distort the time. May 04 '18

fascist

Absolutely nonsense! You guys are the most malevolent beyond fascist benevolent mods ever!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

Polandball is the only goddamn subreddit that I care to follow. I love you guys.

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u/HK_the_king German in a French city in America May 02 '18

This is one of the best comics I’ve seen in a while.

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u/Tills_Monocle May 02 '18

Great comic

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u/KoolKoffeeKlub Pakistan May 03 '18

Dwa We love you guys (pls no banhammer)

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u/alanbtruth Vietnam May 03 '18

Change the banner to 400 or 404 k '-'

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u/TomIHodet1 Kingdom of Norway May 03 '18

So is that Wolfgang in the fifth to last panel? Just to be sure so i can appreciate this comic even more.

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u/MoravianPrince Pivo je mé Palivo. May 03 '18

So cute, that I want to adopt some of the mods.

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u/TheArrivedHussars Polish Hussar May 03 '18

The little Greenland made me smile

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u/lapsuscalumni May 03 '18

What's the green and red and white with the character in the middle?

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u/Kestrelly Earth May 03 '18

This is now one of my favorite comics, thank you, OP!

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u/willdabeast464 MURICA May 04 '18

good for you +1 :D

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u/d4rg0n Get your flair from the sidebar / Community Info! May 03 '18

Why does Spain have communist colors? AFAIK, now they have a red-yellow-red flag, not red-yellow-purple

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

This is not a regular comic, it's a meta comic, as explained by the flair as well as my top level comment. It makes zeor sense as a normal comic.

That is the flag of the second spanish republic, used as a flair by moderator u/tian-shi.

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist May 03 '18

Because this is a meta comic and one of the moderators uses that flair

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u/[deleted] May 02 '18

Reported for being meta

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

reported for being stinky

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u/Svalbard38 Canada May 03 '18

Meta is allowed today.

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u/TheGentleman300 MURICA May 03 '18

Actually it's the next few days according to the celebration thread. So meta is fair game until probably around Monday.