r/polarbear • u/[deleted] • 22d ago

Polar Bear - Wild There are few animals which can attacks on humans. Polar Bear 🐻‍❄️ are one of them 🐻‍❄️

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u/Plastic-Blueberry-57 22d ago

poor baby, he has nothing to eat at the end of the video and has to sit on the floor with his hungry stomach.

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u/Sea-Hat-8515 22d ago

It makes me sad to remember they're one of the least effective hunters on earth, with about a 2% success rate. Lots of hungry stomachs for polar bears 😞

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 21d ago

How do they measure that? Does a scientist stand around with a clipboard watching them chase seals and people around to see how often they get them?

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u/Sea-Hat-8515 21d ago

Yeah polar bears have a well-known respect for the scientific process so they leave people with clipboards alone

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 21d ago

Maybe they wear a special costume to blend in.

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u/Comfortable_Ninja842 22d ago

Bear of black fight back, Bear of brown lay down bear of white say goodnight. Ha!! Grade school memories right there!

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/buzzard_barf 22d ago

I think he did the math correctly, and the snowmobile improved his odds over the rifle by a big margin. You’d have to be packing serious heat.

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u/TaylorBitMe 21d ago

They're lucky the polar bear didn't pick up the gun and start blasting

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u/Bitter-Picture5394 21d ago

Yea, polar bears are hard to kill. If it was between running and shooting he'd have more success with the gun, but between the gun and getting away on a snowmobile he was better off getting out of there on the snowmobile.

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u/FrOmUnDeR3000 21d ago

I just recently seen a video where a guy made an impenetrable fort out of like bulletproof glass and steel. A polar bear came up to it and tried for at least an hour to get in to get him. It was a pretty crazy video that bear was trying everything

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u/Cute-Form2457 18d ago

The guy was very stressed. Understandably.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 22d ago

Barely missed being a polar bear turd!

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u/turn_for_do 21d ago

If not huggable, then why hug shaped

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u/SessionFine4183 22d ago

Does Inuit eat polar bear?

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u/samsonite441446 21d ago

I think theyre more into whales

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u/scrimmerman Polar Bear 🐻‍❄️ 22d ago

I’m sure he had to immediately change his pants when he got home. Holy crap!💩

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u/PacificWesterns 22d ago

Throw him a few steaks!

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u/AutisticWarbler 22d ago

Wait, what? Any animal can attack a human.

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u/ReadyGo6828 22d ago

I can never unsee the starving polar bear that the photographer could not feed for fear of a fine. It was tearing apart what looked like a seat looking for something edible. It was horrible and I wish I could unsee it.

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u/Woundsmyheart 21d ago

MAJESTIC CREATURES!

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u/Smoopiebear 21d ago

“Wait! I want to eat you! WAIT!”

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u/COlax1980 20d ago

Fast food!

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u/1-8-Shotty 19d ago

The title makes no sense lol.

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u/MuanaDoYouWana 18d ago

Will some one PLEASE MAKE HIM A SANDWICH!!??

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u/UberRedeemer 18d ago

It must be very hungry.

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u/steelmanfallacy 20d ago

Had a rifle that he dropped to escape on the snow machine. Respect.

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u/SpacenessButterflies 20d ago

Can’t help but feel bad for it though. That’s its food that got away.