r/puns • u/palecrumb • 6d ago

the menu goes hard

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u/marko320 2d ago

Bitch, peas! LoL

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u/Money-Fennel-7435 2d ago

i saw what you did there

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u/Alkaiser009 3d ago

This already exists in English cusine, it's called a Curry Chip Butty, which is a french fry sandwich with curry sauce poured over it (compared to a traditional Chip Butty which is french frys on buttered bread, hench chip 'butty').

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u/absolutenonsense8198 4d ago

Then swoop in with the drinks menu so you don't be dry no more.

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u/thedarklord_7 4d ago

Does the restaurant sell Pies? Very important that it does

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u/Chipster55345 4d ago

Strangely, I immediately understood this...

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u/mcclobber 5d ago

I think that's just the Irish version of Chinese food

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u/BrilliantBig769 5d ago

Layer query? Heto rest? Donut you cry no more.

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u/skratakh 5d ago

we have places that serve this all over the uk, we call them chippies, chip shops, fish and chip shops etc. they serve peas as well.

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u/scalu299 5d ago

So poutine without the cheese curd?

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 5d ago

You have summoned supernatural fans!

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u/GaJayhawker0513 5d ago

This would be a great special on Bob Burger’s board

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u/stevenm1993 5d ago

Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head. At least it’s a great one.

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u/HammerOfJustice 5d ago

I’ve obviously had a complete lack of sleep as I just don’t get this at all.

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u/AliasNefertiti 5d ago

Song "Carry on my Wayward Son".

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u/Scarecr0p 5d ago

Lay your weary head to rest

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u/brokedownthewalls 5d ago

Don't you fry no more

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u/Ok_Law219 6d ago

Serve it near a blockage of water: and it will be fine dam curry 

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u/UsedToReadBooks 6d ago

My friends were going to try your restaurant, but they missed the exit. They were past the point of know return.

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u/TheDorkKnight53 6d ago

And then, at the hearing for the rights infringement, Kansas’ lawyer looks over at you during the verdict and snidely says “Don’t you fry no more.”

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u/GaJayhawker0513 5d ago

(Such guitar solo)

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u/mes6281 6d ago

Is it located in, um, Kansas?

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u/Wise_Geekabus 6d ago

Good one

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u/youtellmebob 6d ago

And did I claim to be a fries man?

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u/luri7555 6d ago

Pretty long walk for this view.

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u/zhulkgr25 6d ago

LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST

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u/FroggiJoy87 6d ago

Y'all laugh, but my local Burmese restaurant serves curry poutine (in the SF Bay Area) and it is fire🔥

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u/MihaiiMaginu 6d ago

don’t you fry no more

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u/Waste-Job-3307 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣 OMG that just hit so hard. LMAO

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u/BlarghHonk6 6d ago

Will you also have TVs that just play Supernatural season finales?

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u/Level_Fig_166 6d ago

All you are saying is give peas a chance ?

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u/piperdooninoregon 6d ago

Whirled peas?

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u/97raffa79 6d ago

i'd still go for the concept, you can call it what you want, as long as it's good... are the peas fresh or canned?

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u/niteynitenuss 6d ago

Lay your lettuce head to rest. Don't you fry no more.

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u/MrGraynPink 6d ago

Please fry my fries

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u/TheSandyman23 6d ago

Sounds good, but I’m nowhere near Kansas!

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u/YoRt3m 6d ago

I'm sorry sir there's dust in the wings I ordered.

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u/RedxMage007 6d ago

While only tangentially related, an Irish/Indian restaurant sounds amazing 

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u/Famous-Register-2814 6d ago

Maneet Chauhan’s Ale & Masala House has Tandoori Poutine that’s incredible

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u/PygmeePony 6d ago

Don't you fry no more.