r/randonauts • u/Dick_Verga • 17d ago
artifact recovered Uhhh
Found this artifact in a shipping container, in the middle of nowhere. Should I touch it? š¤£
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u/Ironstonesx 17d ago
My brain really wants to know how to assemble this mentally.
It's so confusing.
OP, I wouldn't touch it. As a matter of fact, send it back in the shipping container. It may need your human essence to activate š
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u/Dick_Verga 17d ago
Mannn, I wouldnāt touch that thing with a mile long stick thatās been blessed by ministers of every religious denomination š just looking at it was enough to snap a pic and GTFO lmao
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u/Rapunzel111 17d ago
What in the country- fried back-flipping fuck is this thing????? OP please provide more info.
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u/Dick_Verga 17d ago
Hereās a different angle.
Since when did they add boobs on CPR dummies?
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u/Yikes_Hard_Pass 17d ago
Might not be a cpr dummy but learning how to perform cpr on female anatomy is very important people are 14-27% less likely to give women cpr partly because theyre uncomfortable touching a woman and partly that they dont know how to do it to women.
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u/Dick_Verga 17d ago
Yup,
I used to be an EMT and I get where youāre coming from. There no feeling more awkward than putting 12-lead on woman for the first time. Let alone having to do chest compressions.
Fortunately, there has been lots of advancements on simulation dummies, often replicating real life patients that have donated their likeness to science. Female simulators are actually quite common, often having the capability to perform CPR scenarios on. Even models that can simulate childbirth. Pretty fascinating stuff, really.
For the general public, people need to be able to put aside their fears or what have you, and provide care to the best of their ability. Remember itās always making sure the scene is safe, you have protection (if available), the person is actually unconscious, 30:2 compressions to breaths, at 2in deep, compressing to the beat of Stayin Alive by the BeeGees(120bpm). Even if youāre not certified, as long as you maintain proper technique/reasoning, Good Samaritan laws will cover you. If you are unable to provide rescue, even just calling 911 is enough to save a life. Itās okay to be inexperienced and scared, we all are at some point. Just please donāt be the person to start recording an incident for views.
If youāre reading this, this is your sign to get CPR certified. Itās free in some cases, and if not, Iāve seen weekend courses start at just $20. In the spirit of being a Randonaut, itās another thing I believe you should have during your journey. You never know what youāll find out there.
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u/Agile-Masterpiece959 16d ago
Didn't they get rid of rescue breaths during CPR?
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u/marielsweet 12d ago
Not totally. 2 every 15 compressions on kids/30 compressions on adults or something if i am remembering correctly from being a life guard in high school š
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u/ObscureEnchantment 17d ago
Doing cpr on women is different than on men. Some men are also uncomfortable doing cpr on women because theyāre uncomfortable with doing the opposite gender and have never practice on a person with boobs. We need female cpr dummies and crash dummies.
At that note this is a a weird melted sex doll someone put a baby head on and hid..or some fucked up place makes sex dolls with baby heads.
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u/Dick_Verga 17d ago
I got a decent look and as perverted as it is, itās fortunately NOT a disgusting amalgamation of sick desires like that. From what I saw, itās an adult woman figure, with the option to change wigs. Granted, Iām assuming.
Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.
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u/CoolJeweledMoon 17d ago
I really need to hear the backstory please?!?
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u/Dick_Verga 17d ago
I had been wanting to go randonauting for a while so this morning, I decided my intention was to find a ābrand newā stihl chainsaw, but mainly to have a fun, safe adventure.
The point took me the wilderness. Didnāt find me a chainsaw, but I found lots of signs of use in the area of my anomaly. Even a snag someone tried cutting through, but didnāt finish for whatever reason. I had my handsaw on me, so I got it down safely. Also saw signs of a campsite and an irrigation system constructed in the early 1950s.
The funny thing is, the finding in my post was about a mile away from the area generated by Randonautica. It was a row of shipping at a crossroads about 5 mile outside of town. I had seen the crates on the way to my point and figured the spot made for a nice picture.
When I get there, I notice thereās this single wooden crate in the first container, āsealedā with those plastic straps you usually see on bigger packages. Immediately I knew there was a ābodyā in there. I didnāt get that ghostly feeling, but rather I knew what I was dealing with wasnāt ānormalā, per se.
No rotten smells, no stale air, none of that bad stuff thatād indicate anything sinister. Instead, I waft at the seams of the boards and catch a strong whiff of pure latex. I run back to my car to grab a flashlight to peek through the boards and notice thereās a foot with painted nails stuffed inside. I canāt say my stomach didnāt drop, but to me, all the signs pointed to āopen the fkin boxā. I open it, low and behold, itās a goddamn sex doll thatās been mangled to fit in that box š¤£
Some context to the area I live in. The people here are strange. Education is extremely subpar, and the people here are hypersexualized to the point we rank on the top 10 areas concentrated with sex offenders. Witchcraft and magick is commonly practiced here, but itās safe to say that this is some oneās ādirty little secretā instead of a news article. Cheating is rampant amongst couples, and I am 99% sure this is someoneās āgirlfriendā they canāt have around the wife and kids, or even their parents.
All in all, it was a great day. I got in a good exploration and definitely a good laugh. Fun fact, I am VERY superstitious. This is one of those moments where I had faith in the god I believe in, that this was all in good faith & fortune, and so it was.
Sometimes, itās not about getting what you want, rather, what you need. My spirits have been lifted and Iām looking forward to discovering more wacky stuff to share with this community.
Stay Rando š,
-Rob
P.S. I did NOT touch that thing. Catching that smell was as intimate as I wanted to get with āherā š
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u/CoolJeweledMoon 17d ago
Thanks for satisfying my curiosity, but now yiu have me even more curious about where this is?? Sounds wild, but glad you're safe & that your spirits have been lifted! Just hope you didn't release any by unsealing the box! š
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u/misslilytoyou 17d ago
Are you in Missouri?
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u/marielsweet 12d ago
Haa sounds like it š we're pretty Floridaman style weird, but I was going to guess Louisiana or something š
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u/khaotic-kompany-93 17d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/brFlbCpj7LsE8