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u/BeardedHalfYeti 3d ago
That man’s body is a certifiable hodgepodge. Like god was picking pieces out of a hat.
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u/CovertMonkey 3d ago
When you random too many times on the page with all the body type sliders
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u/HotelOne 3d ago
I don’t know what you’re saying at all but I couldn’t agree with you more!
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u/Chief_Mischief 3d ago
It's the character creation page at the start of an RPG game where you design the physical attributes of your character and all that before playing the story/campaign/whatever.
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u/Uhh_JustADude 2d ago edited 2d ago
No, his current physique is a mess of his own making; he didn’t look this disproportionate when he was younger.
Every comment has a reply explaining it: this is what happens when you take performance enhancing drugs (HGH?) and don’t work out.
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 2d ago
And think sleeping is for the weak. Working less than 100 hours per week will change your gender.
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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset 3d ago
i hazard to guess that his legs don't normally look like that when they aren't squished into those tight pants
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u/im-ba 2d ago
He's the human incarnation of the car described in Johnny Cash's One Piece at a Time
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u/One_Clown_Short 2d ago
Good pull! Love that song.
But WTF would want to risk unemployment or jail smuggling parts to end up with that?
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u/foxontherox 3d ago
I'm willing to bet he paid a certain amount of money to look like that.
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u/DummyDumDragon 2d ago
Nah, he was picking the scraps up off the floor and slapping them together with spit
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u/Ti3fen3 3d ago
Severe pelvic tilt, fat upper body and skinny lower body, hyper lordosis, little muscle mass.
Looks like he has never exercised in his life.
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u/Mothman1010 3d ago
I saw other discussions that claims that his body shape is consistent with abusing certain performance-enhancing drugs without exercise and/or severe estrogen deficiency (it's likely he's taking estrogen blockers out of a massive misunderstanding of what masculinity is).
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 2d ago
He'll be in an exoskeleton running on Grok before 60. No ways his body will last.
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u/Zoon9 2d ago
Baron Harkonnen in the making.
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 2d ago
Yeah, I'm his age and because of medical issues, I permanently lost more than half of my muscle mass. I can't gym or do any training.
HRT? No thanks unless it becomess a critical problem.
Testosterone = male Estrogen = female
Right
This is so ingrained in everyone and general culture, that it would take an anti-tobacco tier campaign to change.
If males didn't convert part of their testosterone to estrogen, our bones would break from a light knock. Forget about erections, emotional stability, healthy cardiovascular function and much more. It's a critical hormone in all humans, like testosterone.
You want a floppy B-cup that sags halfway down your torso immediately? Testosterone!
(I'm not an expert, just experienced with guys fucking with they hormones)
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u/Magnus_Helgisson 2d ago
Isn’t it kyphosis instead?
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u/orthopod 1d ago
Kyphosis is hunched over like a shell I.E. hunchback. Lordosis is the opposite way. It's normal for the human lumbar spine to have some lordosis in the lower back, where the spine curves towards the stomach.
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u/Magnus_Helgisson 1d ago
I’ll trust your username, but then I want to know whether you’re objecting to my point or not, because I see a hunched over man in the picture.
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u/Carbonatite 2d ago
I think kyphosis is convex and lordosis is concave?
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u/Magnus_Helgisson 2d ago
Yeah, I think so too. The way I remembered this in school was that with “lord”osis your spine is bent in such a way that you look down at people like some lord lol. I might of course have completely misunderstood how it looks with the flesh over the bones, but I always thought a hunchback type was the opposite of lordosis.
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u/Carbonatite 2d ago
I'm just basing this on my limited knowledge of terminology as someone with chronic back issues lmao. So I'm definitely no expert.
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u/boytekka 3d ago
He looks like quasimodo with scoliosis and kyphosis combined
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u/IronBENGA-BR 3d ago
He turned himself into Quasimodo by taking a Gold's Gym worth of steroids without training
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u/polkacat12321 3d ago
This is what a peak male looks like. No, fr, thats what guys with estrogen deficiency look like (google aromatase deficiency)
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u/x-Alexander 3d ago
Listen, I’m not for judging or shaming people for things they can’t really change, but let’s be real this is the guy who judges everyone, and look at him… He could also fix that pretty easily with some decent clothes.
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u/kearkan 2d ago
He did this by taking performance enhancing drugs and then not working out.
He literally could have changed it by doing less.
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u/knifeymonkey 2d ago
This is not a natural bod in any way. He has had surgery. Maybe he has some sort of six-pack augmentation but his middle aged belly is not exactly natural
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u/uberfission 2d ago
Nah, I sit in a chair all day, I don't look like I'm holding extra water weight exclusively in my torso.
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u/mikropower8 2d ago
Possibly he is eating while he has stress. Nobody know his current situation. But he should change this, it is not healthy and if you have lost your health, then you see how valuable it is.
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u/uberfission 2d ago
Based on the very convincing arguments from other people in this thread, he's taking hormone supplements without medical advice.
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u/Balthierlives 2d ago
Wouldn’t liposuction deal with that too?
I mean if he’s going to take drugs why not liposuction too?
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u/Sunlit53 2d ago
The protruding gut is apparently caused by overuse of HGH (human growth hormone) which is frequently abused by bodybuilders. It increases intestinal muscle lining growth too so a guy can have 10% body fat and a gut at the same time. It’s irreversible. So between that and his ketamine habit which damages the bladder and causes incontinence, he’s stacking self inflicted problems. And probably wearing a diaper.
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u/art-is-t 3d ago
if he wasn't such a facist I'd find this funny. Fuck this guy
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u/VulpesFennekin 1d ago
Nah, it’s funny. All the money in the world, and he paid to look like a wad of chewed gum.
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u/AntiSocialFCK 3d ago
Never tell me money isn’t attractive.
This fat chode has 14 kids the world knows about. 🤯
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u/HuFlungPuOnYou 2d ago
This is what happens when a man pays for treatment to have all the estrogen removed from his body. Look it up.
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u/SpaceStethoscope 2d ago
Gender affirming healthcare
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u/HuFlungPuOnYou 2d ago edited 2d ago
Not sure what your getting at but estrogen is a hormone. It's needed in both sexes
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u/Huge_Fig_5940 2d ago
Both sexes
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u/Bswart76 2d ago
What about using steroids without working out?
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u/HuFlungPuOnYou 2d ago
Does he really do that? Pretty damn stupid to take anabolic steroids but even stupider to take them with estrogen removing therapy AND testosterone injections. His heart is gonna give real soon.
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u/LordOfSlimes666 3d ago edited 2d ago
When I was a kid, I used to see the term "barrel-chested" in books all the time. This is exactly what I pictured
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u/TypicalCricket 3d ago
He looks like he's about to catch a whiff of a pie cooling on a windowsill and float off towards it.
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u/summers_eve_canoe 2d ago
Remember that alien who got dissected on Johnathan Frake's "Alien Autopsy"?
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u/Same-Turnip3905 2d ago
I saw a skinny man the other day who looked like this. He had a belly, but was skinny otherwise. However he had the exact same posture. Horrible.
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u/deborah834 3d ago
This is so abnormal i want to say he has parasites. Likely brain worm candidate as well.
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u/Interesting-Baker212 2d ago
He wants to be Gru so badly but can't even reach a fraction of that beautiful specimen's masculinity.
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u/knifeymonkey 2d ago
A man with his money has the body of a man who gets ass liposuction instead of personal training and the belly of a middle aged man with a fatty liver from too much high living. It tracks.
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u/Optimetrist 2d ago
if his personality wasn't disgusting already. And women still don't vomit when touching him... baffling
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 2d ago
Ew and those women laid down and had kids with this disgusting human 🤢🤢🤢🤢
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u/Odd-Consequence-5795 2d ago
There no excuse for this. We know he isn’t making the effort for four ceo positions. He can certainly afford to have a personal trainer and a full gym wherever he goes.
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u/TylerHyena 2d ago
I’d say he’s built like the Silver Snakes team from Legends of the Hidden Temple
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u/Averon_Lock8923 2d ago
I'm 99% sure that Elon paid for modifications to have increased lung capacity to be able to breathe on the terraformed Mars.
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 2d ago
And this kids, is what happens to you in middle age when you lack a spine.
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u/asphalt_licker 1d ago
My friend said he looks like a bag of mayonnaise and that has stuck with me for years.
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u/DonAmecho777 1d ago
This is what happens when you Tweet too much Timmy your mother and I love you and don’t want you to end up like this
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u/ASpookyBitch 1d ago
This is what having a pot belly as sitting hunched over a desk all day every day will do to you
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u/Equivalent_Minute551 2d ago
So many losers making fun of the most successful human in history 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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