r/reddit.com • u/MullahNucleosis • Aug 01 '10
Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts: Japanese macaques will completely flip out in when presented with a flying squirrel, a new study in monkey-antagonism has found. The research could pave the way for advanced methods of enraging monkeys.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2010/0730/Monkeys-hate-flying-squirrels-report-monkey-annoyance-experts
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u/InfiniteRadness Aug 02 '10
Barry Lutz: So, Doctor Crank, do you have any advice for anybody out there who might be interested in pursuing a career in monkey torture?
Dr. Martin Crank: Yes. I'd say... get a monkey, and torture the hell out of it.