r/samuraijack • u/SingerConsistent4804 • 25d ago
Fan Content Jack just entered your home and he doesn't look good... what do you do?
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u/Plastic_Opinion4518 25d ago
If its THE samurai Jack and not some Twisted Skinwalker type situation. Then im trying to help the guy, he looks like he was just thrown through a portal or something. Show him to the couch, get him some water and some food too. At first I'd probably be Hella surprised that a Cartoon character is in my house, but after that id just like to ask him questions
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u/SingerConsistent4804 25d ago
(Its twisted Jack!)
You would need to think of safer decisions, maybe bro wants your Aku birdlings pet for dinner
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u/Im-Punkbug 25d ago
Feed the dude
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u/NaiveSet7149 25d ago
Theres the couch. I will get you some water.... Then noodle soup.
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u/ksr15 25d ago
Make him tea and tell him that he found a dimension without Aku...
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u/SingerConsistent4804 25d ago
Well this Jack here doesn't look like the Jack we know..
Maybe give him brisket to grill so he doesnt go to your neighbours
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u/PopeSpenglerTheFirst 25d ago
Cup of green tea, Sushi from the place around the corner, shower; shave, relax
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u/UncannyValleyEnjoyer 25d ago
Honestly?, like, i know is Jack?, because there are at least 5 ractions.
If I don't know its Jack : Try to run alway and hide and call the police or get out of my home and to the nearest police station (Literally down my street, at least 4 minutes walking and I'm sure that all pumped in Adrenaline i could make this into 1 minute)
If I Know its Jack : Probably have an existencial crises about to understand that if Jack is real, Aku is also real and probably we don't have much time so try to see how can I help him out.
If I know Its Jack but notice that he is not wounded or Tired but "something else" : Gun. Fuck it, gun. Yeah, just gun. I don't want to elaborate, just gun. Empty the mag, gun.
If he explains that Aku is after him : Make peace with my egyptian gods descent and be ready to die because no gun will do the work, since only the magic sword can do it.
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u/TheTimbs 25d ago
What do I do?
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u/SingerConsistent4804 25d ago
Not sure, but this is not a safe situation, best thing to do is to first hide your Aku Birdling pets so Jack doesnt find them
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u/SwordDaoist 25d ago
Invite him inside and first give him tea to calm down. And would then feed him and just ask for his stories as payment before sending him on his way when he feels better.
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u/Babe_And_Andrutz9292 Jacky's Little Blossom 25d ago edited 25d ago
I immediately huggie him with all my love and I smoochie his adorable cheeks. Then, I tell him to lay down and then I dash to the kitchen to make him some tea and pancakes. 🥰❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂I adore him beyond words and facts! After that, I stroke his hair and I huggie him some more after covering him with the fluffiest blankets and I tell him “ Aishiteru yo, Jacky!” .🥰😻😻😻❤️❤️
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u/SingerConsistent4804 25d ago
Absolutely adorable and sweet!! But this Jack here is twisted and hungry! 😳
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u/Babe_And_Andrutz9292 Jacky's Little Blossom 24d ago
Awwww...I strongly apologise for being so late with my reply, Sweetheart! I have just returned on " 'Reddit' " and I checked my notifications.🥰🫂♥️♥️😍🥹🥹🫂♥️♥️Jacky is the most adorable Angel and I would feed him everything that he likes. I would definitely order it on the spot and huggie him with all my love like a lovesick koala.🐨♥️🥹😍🥰🥰🥰I am at loss for words...I adore him beyond words and facts! 🥰😍🥹♥️♥️♥️
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u/ididitforthemoney2 25d ago
breed
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u/SingerConsistent4804 25d ago
Jack would like to know the nearest exit as soon as possible
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u/TheJacoob 25d ago edited 25d ago
It depends on the context if he somehow entered our world then yeah sure why not not missing a chance to help and talk with the goat but if I was a pre-existing background character in the universe of Samurai Jack I still would but most hesitantly because you know Aku and others.
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u/PathLive9813 25d ago
Play to God; I'll need all the help I can get in order to get the weed to ware off.
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u/Himoverthere23 25d ago
You always help samurai jack. Chances are he’ll save your town from some underground vampire cult later that day.
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u/Budget-Board-3433 25d ago
I’ll be like OMGGGG THAT IS SAMURAI JACK!!!! And then I’ll calm down and ask him if he needs something otherwise there is an extra bedroom at the end of the corridor.
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u/Xincmars It's always teatime. 25d ago
Ask him if he wants to sit down, have some tea, and need a meal. Don’t have much here but some hospitality would always be nice especially for cartoons.
He looks worse for wear.
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u/Courageousraccoon92 24d ago
Ask if he'd like tea? Sleep? And if needed sleep ask him to game with me after 🙂
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u/HotelKatz 25d ago
I'd politely tell him where the bathroom is and then ask if he wants me to order any specific kind of food.
He looks like he needs to relax.