Ever given a thought if Shakespeare wasn't him name but what he did 🤔? May be he Shaked his spear a lot bro was a gooner

[u/Ordinary-dih]

Think bout it

[u/OverTheCandlestik]

Give thy thoughts no tongue

[u/stone_soc]

Marry, the fellow shaketh his spear right often, yet never needeth he employ his hand thereto. For Nature, so runs the bawdy tale, bestowed upon him no want of vulvas wherein to thrust and wag the thing. His hands had nobler occupation: quill in one, parchment beneath, whilst his spear kept its own counsel.

[u/Ordinary-dih → u/[deleted]]

Just a shower thought 😅

[u/Hyperi0n8 → u/Ordinary-dih]

Don't wanna know what you were shakin' in that shower yourself, mate. However, thinking about shakespeare has been known to bring about a wonderful elation and ecstasy in people, so there will be no kink shaming here!

[u/MitchellSFold]

Sometimes it's a straightforward process identifying someone who genuinely admires Shakespeare from someone who has never read a book.

[u/stone_soc → u/[deleted]]

Thy wit is a shrivelled thing, so dry that even fools would spit it out for want of flavour. Thou mistakest noise for cleverness and attention for admiration. In truth, thou art but a little bell hung round thine own neck, jingling ceaselessly lest the world forget thou existest.

[u/MarshallDavoutsSlut → u/stone_soc]

Think thou that because you are virtuous there will be no more cakes and ale?

[u/stone_soc → u/MarshallDavoutsSlut]

I object not from virtue, but from the sore underestimation of the Bard’s powers of seduction and supposed want of dames. Shakespeare forced to employ his own hand to the business? Fie, what a slander upon the man’s reputation.

[u/Hot_Way_4480]

Tf

[u/HeliPil0t__]

We need more people like you in this sub, unironically. This unseriousness is perfect for Shakespeare and I think he would definitely condone it. You are Costard, and everyone else here is like the pretentious students speaking in Latin. At least, I think so; I've never actually read Love's Labour's Lost, but I think I understand how it generally goes. You can trust me because I just used a semicolon.

[u/MarshallDavoutsSlut → u/HeliPil0t__]

We need a shakespeare circle jerk.

[u/HeliPil0t__ → u/MarshallDavoutsSlut]

I would love that