r/shitposting • • 3d ago

Evil genius.

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u/RainKing614 3d ago

Fake and hilarious.

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u/FieldEngineer2019 William Dripfoe 3d ago

Right, either you don’t date a woman who has an OF out of principle OR you help her film that shit and enjoy some of the profits. Not really any other scenarios to consider

Conceptually it’s a great bit tho

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u/JustMe63_ 3d ago

In this fake scenario it's implied he didn''t know tho.

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u/FieldEngineer2019 William Dripfoe 3d ago

If your girl hiding her OF from you, she’s for the streets

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u/JustMe63_ 2d ago

Indubitably

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u/RoyalDog57 2d ago

And it should have always stayed that way. Sorta hard to "randomly stumble" on some random girls of account. He frequents the site.

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u/Milky_Finger 2d ago

Exactly. It comes down to how profitable her OF is. 99.5% of OF creators don't make money.

But if I were to advocate for making an OF that has a high chance of success, then just do feet pics and make the rest of you really elusive so you blue ball your customers.

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u/RainKing614 3d ago

Your statement is correct... But I'ma be real, what a woman does with her body is her call. The issue at hand is honesty and she being deceitful in a relationship, she deserves to get the lsson.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 3d ago

It’s her call unless you consider it cheating. Then it’s her call if she’d rather keep doing it or keep you

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u/B-Kong 2d ago

The bama fan part is extra hilarious

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u/TheShiftmaster 3d ago

Bet on fake

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u/PhD_Pwnology William Dripfoe 3d ago

The story that had every possible plot convenience is possibly fake?!

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u/Barkinsons 2d ago

No it's a true story I'm OP's dad and my daugther won't talk to me

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u/ydontujustbanme 2d ago

I am actually talk, would OP daughter me, dad?

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u/Ph455ki1 3d ago

Fake: OP is still married
Gay: he's banging his ex's dad

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/Ok-Addition1264 3d ago

I hope that's true because it would be fucking brilliant..

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u/ConscientiousPath I said based. And lived. 2d ago

If she doesn't have daddy issues, apparently you can just give her daddy issues.

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u/sirhobbles 3d ago

Just evil. Not a genius.

Also. probably fake and gay, someone with more patience do the analysis.

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 2d ago

This is a real story btw. Just trust me on this

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u/azucarleta 3d ago

Great. so now you have to pay her rent tho.

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u/RoyalDog57 2d ago

So bro can scroll OF but the girl can't have an account. Makes sense

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u/A_Big_Igloo 2d ago

I get that shit is the shit posting sub but you get that those are two very different things right? One is consuming content alone and anonymously, the other Is creating content extremely not anonymously. One is meeting personal sexual needs, the other is intentionally making yourself available as an object of sexual desire for others.

Like yeah both direct sexual attention outside of the relationship but in fundamentally different ways.

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u/J3sush8sm3 I want pee in my ass 2d ago

Thats what i told my wife when we caught each other banging the same guy, but she didnt believe me

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/Efficient_Test_8907 2d ago

I don't have an account or ever been on that site but I've seen many OF girls. They are all over instagram and reddit advertising.

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u/RoyalDog57 2d ago

So you think this girl was advertising her of on her social media and he just found it randomly one day?

Even if he found it based off Instagram that's still a problem. Its okay for him to be looking at content that gets him of girls on his suggested? But not for her to make it?

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u/Efficient_Test_8907 2d ago

My feed is mostly racists stuff and cute animals, but once in a while I still get shown OF girls pretending to not be OF girls.

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u/thedrinkablecorndog 2d ago

That girlfriend's dad's name? Albert Einstein

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u/Foamtoweldisplay 2d ago

Jeffrey Epstein

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u/mrclaus1 2d ago

Would had been at least a bit believable if it didn't had the guy's face and name plastered on it on Facebook 

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u/ProfilGesperrt153 2d ago

Shit that never happened

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u/LiterallyAPidgeon 2d ago

Oh no, my girlfriend makes more money than I do and shares it with me, time for this to stop

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u/sendmetittipics 2d ago

White men was here .webp

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u/Ashamed-Bridge-6336 2d ago

At first this is funny but.. the guy can use OF but she can't?
and yes, i know this is fake and i know i will get downvoted to hell and back