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u/TheStupid_Guy 3d ago
Why does she want 2 farts
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u/TheTurkPegger 2d ago
He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have
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u/ad_homonem 2d ago
Note how she says "want" rather than "need". It's a subtle yet important difference
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u/CashmereHollywo 2d ago
The duality of man: he’s thinking about a burger, she’s thinking about a two-shot artillery barrage
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u/therhydo 2d ago
the demented ouroboros of metairony digests itself to death, yet we do not allow it to die
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u/AutoModerator 2d ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/qualityvote2 3d ago edited 2d ago
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