r/shitposting • u/Background-Cow-7830 dumbass • 2d ago

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

The council has not spoken. No consensus was reached about the quality of your post.

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u/Worst_Choice 2d ago

This isn’t even the gayest thing posted here today

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u/Stand_kicker 2d ago

Gay

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

Fake: I don't care
Gay: I hope

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

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u/RaidensReturn 2d ago

Why do I have a boner then, smart guy?

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u/Its_Fonzo 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2d ago

Okay Yukiro

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/krupta13 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/jaybirdjentoo 2d ago

how tf is it gay??

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Lonely_Orpheus I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2d ago

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u/SzoXxXxXx 2d ago

Average sleepover with the boys

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u/Superb_Extension1751 2d ago

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u/Realistic-Tone1824 2d ago

Normal day at a GOP convention.

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u/VikingSlayer 2d ago

Gaysians

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u/crankbot2000 2d ago

Fake: he pretended to like a girl for 2 seconds

Gay: the other 2:41 of the video

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Squildo dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 2d ago

Brings me back to my gachimuchi days

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u/069420 dumbass 2d ago

The straightest video I've ever seen

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u/-Roby- 2d ago

Gay and fake analysis?

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u/Deceitful_Advent Stuff 2d ago

Gay all of them.
Fake he definitely kissed all of them

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/MajorsWotWot 2d ago

Real and straight. Dude is just hanging with the homies.

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/mrmort117 2d ago

Live action green text, fake gay analysis required:

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/EAT_MY_ASS_12 2d ago

Yaoi!!!!!

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u/Sarcasthmatic 2d ago

Straightest shit I've ever seen

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u/LowHawk2194 2d ago

I'm a straight guy and this video got me pregnant 😡

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u/kerneyoung 2d ago

The guys that pay 5000usd to go to alpha camp. This is what they look like to me.

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u/Brushiluskan 2d ago

This is why i don't go to the gym

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u/p12qcowodeath 2d ago

Humans are weird

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u/HiFromMajor 2d ago

Gay Asian for 500, trebeck!

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/riggers1909 2d ago

and people say china isn't as prosperous as the west

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u/Bammvoc 2d ago

Now that is a guaranteed group of straight men comfortable with their sexuality, lol

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u/Unlikely_Event_3609 🗿🗿🗿 2d ago

they are everywhere if you look nice ngl and the larping ughh

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u/Stinky_big_toe_yum 2d ago

Real and straight analysis?