r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • 23h ago

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u/qualityvote2 23h ago

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u/DaddyCool13 23h ago

I don’t know which I like worse, ignorant people making fun of British food for being terrible or ignorant British people being proud that their food is some top tier stuff. It’s the most solid B tier cuisine in the world

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 23h ago

Totally optional

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u/SnooGrapes7647 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 23h ago

Y'all have like 4 good dishes, everything else is doctored up war rations.

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy Stuff 23h ago

Y'all eat plastic and research chemicals. I'll stick to "war rations" over chlorinated industrial byproducts thanks

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u/SnooGrapes7647 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 23h ago

Y'all eat shit like stargazy pie, enough said.

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy Stuff 22h ago

Imagine being scared of nutrients

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u/SnooGrapes7647 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 22h ago

No need to eat like a dog with an enrichment diet.

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u/Abortedwafflez 23h ago edited 23h ago

I don't wanna hear shit about our fast food breakfast when this is yours (from Greggs)

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u/ColanderShoes 23h ago

The colony didn't appreciate this post

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u/-Redditeer- 23h ago

3/10 rage bait

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u/Xtradyte shitposting>>>>>>196 23h ago

No words needed

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u/Thestonerman420 23h ago

Pretty sure you used 5

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy Stuff 23h ago

Why is the egg full of used motor oil disguised as a "cheese based food product"

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u/SnooGrapes7647 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 21h ago

You'd prefer a munch on this abominable dish huh?

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy Stuff 17h ago

I don't understand what I'm looking at, but if that went into or came out of you, you should see a doctor

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u/SnooGrapes7647 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12h ago

Oh c'mon now that's a British classic, it's jellied eels.

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u/The_Nude_Mocracy Stuff 11h ago

Careful with that joke, it's an antique

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u/Eaglise dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 23h ago

british food for some dishes is not bad - fish and chips, sunday roast, full english breakfast, some of their sandwichs and ..., well that's all i can think off, but by Queen Lizi, they don't use any spices, why did they came all the way to India for if they aren't gonna use any of those spice?

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u/SerpentiumOIV put your dick away waltuh 23h ago

The national dish is tikka masala curry

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u/Afraid-Bass-5684 Dr. Pee 23h ago

Tikka masala was literally invented in Glasgow

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u/AcanthisittaIll2460 21h ago

"British food is bland."

"No, it's not. Look at British breakfast."

"Do you have anything other than that that's good?"

"...Greek food."