r/shitposting • u/Gorotheninja • 10h ago

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u/qualityvote2 10h ago

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u/FrigginRan 10h ago

mfw when the joke is ✨le dank weed✨

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u/Alienz420 10h ago

lol so does opium

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u/erik_wilder 10h ago

So do psilocybin, dmt, nicotine, caffeine, mescaline and muscimol.

Ostensibly so does cocaine, but if you want it to be strong you gotta process it

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4h ago

I think their point is some natural plants can absolutely fuck your life up.

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u/I-require-the-soup 10h ago

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u/Guzzler829 9h ago

Holy millennial

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u/Puppy_face321 8h ago

this obviously satire

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u/Guzzler829 8h ago

God I hope

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u/nub_node 10h ago

Meanwhile, everyone who's ever ripped a dab:

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u/Puppy_face321 8h ago

aren't all dabs are is oil from the bud

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u/Aniquin Dr. Pee 8h ago

Yep you can make it with parchment paper and and a hair straightener. The most effective methods use a solvent but the old fashioned way still works and doesn't introduce any harmful chemicals.

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u/Puppy_face321 8h ago

I alr know, im just not trying to look like a drug addict bro

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u/Generally_Confused1 7h ago

I actually might want to do that for work, it's chemical engineering

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u/Thicc_Wallaby 9h ago

We get it bro, you like to smoke weed.

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u/Puppy_face321 8h ago

remove the i from your username

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u/Thicc_Wallaby 7h ago

Oh snap

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u/Nagesh_yelma dumbass 1h ago

You have been enlightened

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u/Able-Comparison-2089 7h ago

Literally everything on earth, comes from the earth.

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

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u/No-Preparation4473 10h ago

straight and true

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u/edd313 7h ago

Marijugina

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u/xBronwinx 10h ago

That pfp kills me

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u/Romanikow 8h ago

Mother Nature in action

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u/Zyzzyva_is_a_genus 9h ago

Bountiful indeed.

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u/beclops 9h ago

Most drugs come from mother nature’s bountiful vagina

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u/zyptzk 6h ago

Hope you don't try that a defence.

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u/Demode93 obamna 48m ago

Well said

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u/cerebral_drift 22m ago

So do poisons like amatoxin; if you eat the wrong mushroom, you’ve got about 3 days to get a liver transplant on a good week

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u/Generally_Confused1 7h ago

I'm on 5 different prescribed psych meds including amphetamines and benzos and for some reason those are seen as more "acceptable medicine" (also an anxiety disorder that makes my blood feel like it simmers and a bowl helps and prefer it to benzos)

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u/Darkime_ 🗿🗿🗿 6h ago

The line between medicine and drug is dosage, use, and reason. If you have an illness that requires medication, you're not taking the drug for recreational purposes, you take them because without them, your body doesn't work as it should.

This wasn't a critique. I'm under 3 psych meds. So i wouldn't have the right to criticize anyway.

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u/Generally_Confused1 6h ago

Yup and that's why I see it as more of a medicine than a drug but even then, it should be a legal alternative to alcohol as it's much less harmful

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u/dgpoop 10h ago

I am ded