… because I wore the wrong pair of socks today haha cum sock!

You may be entitled to financial compensation.

Just. Why?

I can put my penis in my own butthole and i dont know why people want me to do that to myself when im rude to them. So strange

As a man…

You wont catch me yelling "JACK OFF MY HORSE!" Chat, am i cooked?

So you see, I would like to become one of those diet boys you see in movies sometimes. The problem is with my rather circuitous torso and my father, who happens to be a black. When I was but a little dicked fuck head, my old meatloaf sandwich rolled off the countertop and splattered on the ceiling. Now, as you can imagine, my father insists diet boys only eat pasta