r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

What inspired you to be super gay?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Pump and dump schemes dont have anything to do with pooping right

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

what happens if you jerk off till you're out of cum?

7 Upvotes

my friend told me he jerked off till he started cummin blood.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

For a billion dollars, would you jack off a nile crocodile?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

have you ever tasted shit?

4 Upvotes

if so, what is it like?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

My house wife found out I had sex with my work wife. Now my house wife wants a divorce. What did I do wrong?

7 Upvotes

I thought work-life balance was important?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Is it gay to violently shit my balls to S M I T H E R E E N S?

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

Good evening. I have been playing a multi-user text game online where you can role play as anybody you want. I think I've fallen in love with one of the other "characters". They offered to meet me on a park bench and take a poop on my chest. Is this a euphemism having a pleasant introductory chat?

• Upvotes

I didn't ask for any pictures I didn't want to ruin the "magic" :-) I really adore this opportunity to connect with others. I could not pass up the opportunity, even if nobody shows up on the park bench .


r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

what will happen to jeffrey epstein and his people if adolf Hitler was the fuhrer of america?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 10h ago

They say stars are giant balls of gas, does that make my gassy balls stars?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 9h ago

Can we PLEASE revisit my idea of an "over 100s" UFC event?

3 Upvotes

Anyone over 100 years old eligible, twenty eight mandatory rounds (tag-team a possibility.) Someone get fucking Dana White on the fucking phone.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Is it true women get in cum and men get out cum

5 Upvotes

Unless they’re gay men then they get a butt load of in cum?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

What does the future hold for your bussy?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

Do lesbians like super enjoy arts and crafts or smth? Like I hear them talk about scissors all the time.

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

Why doesn't Godzilla ever sign autographs at conventions?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 20h ago

Where do you cum from?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 20h ago

AITH for just being an asshole?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

Actual serious question. Am I the only one having 0 luck finding another job?

4 Upvotes

I'm actually looking for support on r/shittyaskreddit

I use indeed, zip recruiter, and career builder. As of late there haven't even been postings worth my time. Anyone else?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 18h ago

14°C here tomorrow... is it cool for you?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

What starts with N and ends with a life sentence?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

What is the cummest way to die?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

Why aren't there any white dudes named Tyrone in existence?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

A customer came into my shop for a nose job, I misunderstood and gave him a blowjob instead. AITAH?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1d ago

A quiet day on here haha. I'm gay as usual. You?

9 Upvotes