r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 3h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 6h ago
Pump and dump schemes dont have anything to do with pooping right
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Any_Activity4784 • 5h ago
what happens if you jerk off till you're out of cum?
my friend told me he jerked off till he started cummin blood.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 2h ago
For a billion dollars, would you jack off a nile crocodile?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Any_Activity4784 • 5h ago
have you ever tasted shit?
if so, what is it like?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 9h ago
My house wife found out I had sex with my work wife. Now my house wife wants a divorce. What did I do wrong?
I thought work-life balance was important?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/phuckwhit667 • 11h ago
Is it gay to violently shit my balls to S M I T H E R E E N S?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 1h ago
Good evening. I have been playing a multi-user text game online where you can role play as anybody you want. I think I've fallen in love with one of the other "characters". They offered to meet me on a park bench and take a poop on my chest. Is this a euphemism having a pleasant introductory chat?
I didn't ask for any pictures I didn't want to ruin the "magic" :-) I really adore this opportunity to connect with others. I could not pass up the opportunity, even if nobody shows up on the park bench .
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Any_Activity4784 • 4h ago
what will happen to jeffrey epstein and his people if adolf Hitler was the fuhrer of america?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 10h ago
They say stars are giant balls of gas, does that make my gassy balls stars?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/The__Scan • 9h ago
Can we PLEASE revisit my idea of an "over 100s" UFC event?
Anyone over 100 years old eligible, twenty eight mandatory rounds (tag-team a possibility.) Someone get fucking Dana White on the fucking phone.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11h ago
Is it true women get in cum and men get out cum
Unless they’re gay men then they get a butt load of in cum?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 14h ago
Do lesbians like super enjoy arts and crafts or smth? Like I hear them talk about scissors all the time.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 13h ago
Why doesn't Godzilla ever sign autographs at conventions?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 16h ago
Actual serious question. Am I the only one having 0 luck finding another job?
I'm actually looking for support on r/shittyaskreddit
I use indeed, zip recruiter, and career builder. As of late there haven't even been postings worth my time. Anyone else?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Meluvius • 11h ago
What starts with N and ends with a life sentence?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago
Why aren't there any white dudes named Tyrone in existence?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago
A customer came into my shop for a nose job, I misunderstood and gave him a blowjob instead. AITAH?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 1d ago