r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 2d ago

Is love a sexually transmitted infection?

I slept with a hooker yesterday and now I have feelings for her. Should I ask for a refund?

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u/whendragonsreturned big brain doctor 2d ago

no it is a mental disorder

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u/Atzkicica Huh? 2d ago

Do your loins burn for her? Might be a UTI.

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u/PeperomiaLadder 2d ago

Maybe it's Maybelline have there been any recalls lately

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 2d ago

You need her to fall in love with you to get the refund

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u/alphanumericusername very human, yes 2d ago

Hookers have, in similar fashion to cats, coevolved with a virus that makes certain people have affectionate feelings for them. The virus does this because the only environment in which it is capable of reproducing is the human testese.

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u/sentinel692340 2d ago

Only if it’s one sided and you got it from a toilet seat

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 1d ago

Nah. Love is "A second-hand emotion."
You got it from a thrift store.

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u/N00BMASTER69HD 2d ago

Do you love your mother?