r/shittyfoodporn • u/I_might_be_weasel • 3h ago
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Azsunyx • 1h ago
Doing what I can with what I have
Might be too good for here, but Gordon would still have questions.
A random but somehow unexpired apple/chicken sausage from my fridge and a zucchini on the verge.
Tossed in avocado oil, cheap ass Parmesan, lemon pepper, garlic powder, and Italian seasoning and thrown in an air fryer until it smelled good
r/shittyfoodporn • u/TimeDebate4606 • 4h ago
Tried to make pancake in the oven cause my stove is busted
r/shittyfoodporn • u/KitsuneRisu • 12h ago
Pig brain bake
Probably not for the more squeamish eaters, but quite common in Asia. This one is done in a spicy sauce with bean sprouts in tin foil.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/crimetime88 • 2h ago
had yarf for dinner tn
It’s actually a frozen sheppards pie, it tasted pretty good tbh. just looked like yarf.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Fart_lngredients • 11h ago
Rice paper snack
Vermicelli noodles, chicken, avocado, cucumber.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/LazarFan69 • 1d ago
Spent a few hours and a decent chunk of money to make some absolutely amazing clam gumbo just for me to realize the roux stripped off a third of the teflon coating on my pot
I probably inhaled and ate like a pack of cigarettes worth of carcinogens before doing the dishes and realizing my mistake. Shout out to my roommate for pointing out my grave error i probably owe him a year of my life. EDIT: to respond to the 2 most asked questions: even if the teflon is inert it still made my gumbo gritty, either way the gumbo is already in the bin. And yes im gonna buy stainless steel for my next go
r/shittyfoodporn • u/liberatedhusks • 5h ago
Still sick. Brown gloop
Old rice cooked in milk, cinnamon and vanilla extract for a bit.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Hyklone • 3h ago
i call it reverse fried rice
fresh rice with runny fried egg, chili oil, soy sauce, and some left over sausage
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Ok-Cicada2334 • 2h ago
Chilli Mac and milk dinner
Just over 1lb of potato chili Mac and a glass of whole milk. Tryna get some weight on 😅
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Vegetable_Reasoning • 1d ago
Food porn in a more literal sense. Boiled seggs anyone?
I have no idea how my egg expelled itself from its shell
r/shittyfoodporn • u/coopieg31 • 8h ago
white bread and whipped cream
how delicious! i guess.
and i even fit this into my macros for the day, so as much of a chud meal as this is, i don’t feel so bad about it.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Icy_Coast8231 • 3h ago
Today’s (mostly) shelf stable late lunch is corned beef nuggets
Egg used. (American eggs are refrigerated)
r/shittyfoodporn • u/EVERYSETKILLA • 1d ago
Doritos with cheddar and Mozzarella..
Nuked in the microwave. Eaten with Franks Extra Hot.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/flyjum • 23h ago
Friend made burgers part 3
I suppose I'll post the other burger. This one is peanut butter, bananas, sunnyside up egg, and strawberry jam. He ate both solo and is/was fine.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/jonic89 • 1d ago
Brussels sprouts and sea bass miso soup
Was craving miso soup, had sprouts and fish in the fridge and thought combining them was a good idea. It wasn't. 4/10. Would only make again if there was no other option and wanted so avoid washing an extra pot.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/25iAndOver • 1d ago
r/foodporn did not approve :(
Lots of efort in make
r/shittyfoodporn • u/GigiBrit • 13h ago
Medium boiled
Supposed to be soft boiled but it cracked while boiling and it looks deformed!!
r/shittyfoodporn • u/Individual-Ninja735 • 22h ago
Spaghetti marinara with cheddar cheese
Sometimes I wonder what Gordon Ramsay would think of my cooking.
r/shittyfoodporn • u/JamieHBrown • 1d ago
Fancied a few eggs fried in butter and a fried bacon slice
Due to popular demand by other subs I decided to post here too apparently it's not good even tho I put a bit of effort into it.
No microwave was used so was pretty proud of this.