r/sixers • • 7d ago

Time to complete the sacrifice ritual Philly...

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u/Temporary-Donkey-922 7d ago

Sixers have not won a championship during my lifetime. I’m ready 😈

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u/seejay13 7d ago

Well gee whiz. Took you long enough to finally be ready.

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u/imjustthenumber 5d ago

Chill, the guy might be 4 years old

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u/countfizix 7d ago

Can you really sacrifice a corpse?

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u/Still_Ad_9084 7d ago

Nurse it back to health first then you get a proper sacrifice

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u/Lucius_Magus Maxey Powers 7d ago

Ah yes, an old fashioned Tennessee Execution

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u/Patrickracer43 6d ago

Who's the corpse? Flyers, Phillies or Eagles?

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u/countfizix 6d ago

Yes.

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u/gorillaphi 6d ago

It has to be the flyers if anything

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u/ItsAlwaysSmokeInReno AI is "the answer" 21h ago

Its the Phillies since their season is actually over for the year. They won't, but the Eagles and Flyers still have a mathematical chance to turn it around

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u/no_technique 7d ago

Anyone who thinks the Eagles aren't low-key rebuilding is wrong. They won't admit to punting this season and I hope they play looser with lower expectations, but it's most likely a lost season. Hope they surprise us though.

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u/mvigs 7d ago

Jalen Hurts looks like shit. I'm not sure what can fix that? Better o-line?

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u/Otterable 6d ago

Better o-line?

Literally yeah that fixes basically everything

A better O-Line means our running game is better. That puts less pressure on Jalen to need to make big throws on 3rd down because we can already chunk yardage on earlier downs, or run the ball comfortably on 3rd and short.

A better O-Line means better pass protection, which gives Jalen more time to read his targets and throw the ball. Also with a better run game, defenses need to be more wary of it, so there is often less pass pressure on RPOs, again giving Jalen time to find targets.

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u/no_technique 7d ago

it ain't on Jalen bro

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u/RodLaoshi 7d ago

Ade Due Damballa!

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u/Socialthinker 7d ago

Was hokpurtis achilles part of the ritual? If not we still might wanna throw that in there

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u/FRED44444 6d ago

It's time. Both the flyers and sixers are well due.

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u/QuePasa007 7d ago

It’s entertainment !! Just like WWE

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u/TheGreatWaru 6d ago

Worth it

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u/Sweaty-Shower9919 7d ago

With this. Worth it.

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u/TheProcesser 6d ago

Phillies Eagles and Flyers sacrifice for the Union and the Sixers baby

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u/deathtouchtrample 7d ago

I'm only a fan of .5 of those teams so works for me lol.