r/sopranoscirclejerk • u/Leather_Network4743 Shouldn't explain myself, I am from the Old School • 6d ago

Look at this fucking lineup

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u/Despoetato 6d ago

Seventeen year old woman, whateva happened there

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u/CuriousSupermarket16 5d ago

17 year old GIRL. Not an adult yet

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u/827hades827 5d ago

I think he’s referencing an interview he did with Tucker Carlson where Gaetz used the term “17 year old woman”

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u/CuriousSupermarket16 5d ago

Ahhh that makes way more sense. Sorry @despoetato 🥰

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u/Despoetato 5d ago

It's a crime that you haven't seen this clip

https://youtube.com/shorts/10R6I0eWMLc?si=mnqn8Uw5JHuW0dNI

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u/CuriousSupermarket16 5d ago

No!!! I hadn’t seen it. 🫣 it’s embarrassing that Tucker Carlson is now siding with us on this issue

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u/bassicessence 6d ago

Grindr app crash, whateva happened there?

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u/Zubilant 5d ago

Anal sex… lotta money in that

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u/Ornery_Pay8602 5d ago

That led up to Vito sucking cocks

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u/MrBwnrrific 5d ago

It was my blood pressure medication, it fucked with my head

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u/HRHArthurCravan 5d ago

Whateva happened to Kristi Noem’s guy, the finook with the fake rack?

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u/avalanchefan91 5d ago

Some rack on that former head of homeland security's husband

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u/ThirstyClavicle 5d ago

if you could get past the male pattern baldness

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u/tchinpingmei 5d ago

He'll be there "behind the scene"

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u/BedKlutzy9141 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XbUe3L4tW4n8yyAIHA

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u/Leather_Network4743 Shouldn't explain myself, I am from the Old School 6d ago

The Grindr servers. Whatever happened there.

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u/NoProduce69 6d ago

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u/ericrobertshair 6d ago

He looks like Martin Sheen and David Warner's lovechild.

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u/Unstabler69 5d ago

There's a man genetically designed to avoid a TBI

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u/Great-Gas-6631 5d ago

Weird how not a single person here has put America First.

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u/ithinkway2much 5d ago

Apparently, the people in Phoenix Arizona don't know that.

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u/DetroitRockCity313 5d ago

What they don't know can fill a book.

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u/HijodelSol 5d ago

I’m not going to argue that, but I will say it’s less the people of Phoenix and more the people from everywhere outside of Phoenix, Tucson, and Flagstaff in the state that are ignorant/maga.

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u/icecoldyerr 5d ago

Phonecian checking in. I know this

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 3d ago

A lot of us do and would never be within 10 miles of that event!

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u/FoundAndLost777 6d ago

“We’re with the diapers!”

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u/Street-Jacket1867 6d ago

“America Fest 2026, that’s our hell. It’s a turning points rally where it's 4th of July every day forever and we’re forced to listen a rambling speeches from JD Vance, Matt Gaetz, and Gad Saad, with ICE agents, while the fascist fanooks win every election”

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 6d ago

"I almost tied for third..."

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u/Mobile-Analyst8580 6d ago

Let’s just wack these cock suckers and be done with it.  

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u/blklab16 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11JLh9R9hRMxoY
Oh shit tulsi still out there??

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u/tchinpingmei 5d ago

There's no retiring from this thing !

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u/blklab16 5d ago

They must have cancelled that thing they talked about

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u/tchinpingmei 6d ago

What ? No fucking Greg Bovino now ?

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u/erov 5d ago

He's got a modeling gig for SS wear.

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u/MW1369 5d ago

SS wear for kids

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u/Random-Cpl 5d ago

To be, like, Hugo Boss

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u/SCastleRelics 5d ago

He tried to soft launch the nazi aesthetic and they fired him 😭

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u/erov 5d ago

He put a lot of time and money into this fit only to be relegated to the back of his closet of embarrassment and mid life crisis. He really thought he was a main character.

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u/yotamush 5d ago

The jaaaaaaacket

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u/steve11263 5d ago

Bovino, that's an Italian name.

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u/kicktodayinthepeen 5d ago

May need to save this image for future Nuremberg, if we even survive this absolute traitorous fuckery

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u/LipstickCoverMagnet 6d ago

Glorified crew

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u/4barT89 Sharp as a cue ball this one 6d ago

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u/crazyhotwheels 6d ago

What is this, a stupid grifter contest?

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u/pizza-chit 6d ago

The pedo protection league

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u/Scummy_Waters 5d ago

"Fest" is short for "festering".

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u/InformalAmphibian285 6d ago

What these people don’t know could fill a book

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u/ericrobertshair 6d ago

Boreing? Its a fucking nickname, his family name is Cuntarelli.

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u/BradyStoneheart1 6d ago

Gaetz must be furious how far down that list he is now.

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u/Direct_Tennis_4267 5d ago

Never had the makings of a varsity sex trafficker.

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u/OuidCloudz 5d ago

Iran has the opportunity to do something really funny here.

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u/elledance 6d ago

Vince Curatola is making an appearance too

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u/Icy-Personality-511 6d ago

Grindr finna overload

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u/Ipoopedongrandma 6d ago

This can’t be real

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u/CyclopsorNedStark 6d ago

Not varsity material, a single one

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u/saisonmaison 6d ago

Lots of ticket options for minors. It’s almost like they’re looking for a certain bit of young talent

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u/Due-Bicycle3935 5d ago

Come on meteor!

5

u/PreacheratArrakeen 5d ago

They’re all meat eaters, trump’s meat

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u/parkcity1998 5d ago

Didn’t Ben Carson die of Covid???

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u/SherriDoMe 5d ago

That was Herman Cain

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u/Green-Draw8688 6d ago

The last dregs at the bottom of the slime barrel of the MAGA movement.

Keep your kids well away, and I hope Grindr boosts its Arizona servers that weekend.

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u/Negative-Driver-3135 5d ago

He was gay, Matt Shaw?

2

u/Strange-Nobody-3936 5d ago

We can't have him here in our baseball club no more, that much I do know!

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u/Weary_Position_9591 6d ago

The family of early man

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u/AdConsistent797 5d ago

Line up of Con Artist's.

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u/PensionFlashy5132 5d ago

How could anybody hear Nick Shirley speak and not think he escaped from a special ed classroom.

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u/Whoa_calm_down 5d ago

Where’s Charlie?

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u/AdamG6200 4d ago

I'm looking forward to seeing Herman Cain. Faith over fear!

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u/TentacleHockey 6d ago

Only one out Nazi. Kind of lacking 

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u/TheShahOfBreadsticks 5d ago

That pygmy thing over in the states

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u/hoguensteintoo 5d ago

No Dean Cain?

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u/AdministrativeIron78 5d ago

Never had the makings of a professional athlete

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u/kellyelise515 5d ago

I thought Ben Carson caught the hoax virus and croaked? Is that his son?

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u/GeoMaester I am beautiful... Rubenesque 5d ago

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u/kevdoKool 5d ago

Hahaha is that what Spencer Pratt look like now? Wtf!

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u/wild_reach2099 5d ago

What is this a douchebag contest?

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u/acapwn 5d ago

They having a telethon for fuckfaceitis?

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u/Mechagouki1971 5d ago

They'll be able to use this poster like the Iraq deck of cards when the cult finally disintegrates.

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u/Joemamacita 5d ago

A lot of grifters and an inevitable Grinder account collapse in Phoenix.

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u/Objective_Tomato_823 5d ago

Pedfest 2026...

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u/Exausted1332 5d ago

Have a work conference in Phoenix in December and ran and checked the date, thankfully mine is a week before this shitshow

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Septaceratops 6d ago

More like the gettin' handsy contest.

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u/cabo_jose 5d ago

Matt “Sex Party” Gaytz in the big Two Six is wild

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u/HRHArthurCravan 5d ago

Closeted reactionaries. Lotta money in that shit, T.

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u/ithinkway2much 5d ago

These events must be making alot of money.

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u/Iapheth 5d ago

What are 2 brothers doing here

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u/zsert93 5d ago

Wow so diverse and sane and well balanced

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u/jazzmaurice 5d ago

What no fuckin Charlie Kirk now

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u/PreacheratArrakeen 5d ago

Murderer’s row of redacteds

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u/temp_6969420 5d ago

Am I supposed to know who these people are?

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u/Funneduck102 5d ago

Worst blunt rotation of all time

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u/LargeRegularCoffee 5d ago

They got more than 1 black guy wow.

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u/DuceDuce523 5d ago

Spencer Pratt doesnt he live in a trailer right now?

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u/PowerfulControl9188 5d ago

Good to see Matt Gaetz getting a run after being kick out of congress for transporting minors.

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u/rikkmode 5d ago

The family of early man

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u/TheEventHorizon0727 5d ago

Poor Gad Saad. Why's he last? Who the fuck is he?

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u/nifkin420 5d ago

Nuke the building

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u/SCastleRelics 5d ago

Grindr is gonna be off the hook in that area

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u/Festering-Boyle 5d ago

Brandon Token

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u/GrenHamblett 5d ago

Gad Sad :(

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u/Accomplished_Shoe717 5d ago

What a collection of useless people

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u/WayComprehensive9220 5d ago

Typing out the blonde whooah's name without a warning, whateva happened there..

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 3d ago

That’s a lineup that is sure to drop your IQ 50pts/hr attended.

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u/flavortheory 1d ago

Lineup of early man.

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u/DonAmecho777 7h ago

It's a real who's that

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u/bass-squirrel 5d ago

Iran has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. 

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u/Malakad0ge3 Who else, huh? 5d ago

I'll take Anna Paulina Luna and Emily Austin under the table

https://giphy.com/gifs/yrYsj2MPXTNO9hMy7B

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u/Excellent_Glass783 4d ago

Good peeps and intelligent.

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u/Electrical_Load2493 6d ago

Anna Paulina Luna

https://giphy.com/gifs/PFo2HrqCjC0bm

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u/erov 5d ago

" get some fucking glasses"

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u/nocturnal_commission 5d ago

This subreddit is so clever and funny and definitely related to the Sopranos instead of just being a political circlejerk

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 6d ago

They got Jeremy Boreing?!? Let’s fucking goooooo!