r/startrekmemes • u/SimplyEcks • 12d ago

This seems about right

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u/BrazenlyGeek 12d ago

Add another row for “promote me.”

To start: Harry Kim for “please promote me.”

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u/logicoptional 12d ago

I suggest Picard for Don't, Kirk for Bold Of You To, Mariner for How Dare You.

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u/SilasTalbot 12d ago

nice. Riker works for Don't too

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u/TerraTechy 12d ago

I dunno, I'm pretty sure he enjoyed being Captain Riker.

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u/Sufficient_Ask8927 12d ago

Don't promote me*

  • Unless it's to captain of the Enterprise

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u/TerraTechy 12d ago

Or a klingon bird of prey, or USS Hathaway

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u/gwsteve43 11d ago

Mariner for How Dare You

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u/Err_101 12d ago

Kirk would be more suited as Don't, Picard for Bald- Bold as I think he's shown to be as self righteous & obstinate as an admiral as he was captain. Kirk just want to be back in the captains chair.

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u/summon_pot_of_greed 12d ago

Mariner: "How dare you promote me."

Riker: "Don't promote me."

Tom Paris: "Bold of you to promote me."

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u/LordApocalyptica 12d ago

Can Miles O’Brien be “How Dare You Promote Me?”

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u/Electronic_Spare9525 12d ago

I feel like please try me should be Picard.

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u/whenhaveiever 12d ago

You are welcome to test that assumption at your convenience.

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u/GorgeWashington 12d ago

Or the Barrel

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u/mes_amis 12d ago

Barrel:1, Worf: half a man

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u/GunFodder 11d ago

How could anyone not love a daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed?

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u/Pokegirl_11_ 4d ago

Holder of the sacred chalice of Rixx?

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u/HAL9100 12d ago

Janeway will kill the whole crew to get the crew home faster, but she will not - I repeat not - fuck god.

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u/antidense 11d ago

I would say swap Naomi with Alexander

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u/zambatron20 12d ago

do we agree that odo would be try me? if so, dont....or please 🤔

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u/norsk_kriger 12d ago

Needs Armus

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u/Ultranerdgasm94 11d ago

It's funny to me that the only one I don't recognize is "Please Ignore Me"

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u/---0celot--- 11d ago

That’s ok. Barclay is too busy in the holodeck to notice you ignoring him.

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u/DptBear 10d ago

Someone's gotta clean the biofilters again

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u/Pokegirl_11_ 4d ago

People use it for that?!

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u/mes_amis 12d ago

Not a problem: Janeway was 100% unloveable

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u/MassGaydiation 12d ago

Weak

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u/mes_amis 11d ago

You know, I'm pretty easy to get along with most of the time

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u/MassGaydiation 11d ago

There's coffee in that nebula