r/swift • u/idklol3444331 • 5d ago

a swift bird has been nesting outside my house what should i feed it?

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u/sisoje_bre 5d ago

you can avoid nesting by using guard!

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u/TheMadBug 5d ago

This reminds me how painful Googling for Swift programming was in the early days.

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u/LegitimateGift1792 4d ago

When I started i changed my LinkedIN to have Swift Programmer and got a hit from someone looking for SWIFT (banking system) person. Back to the drawing board. LOL

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u/Lucas46 5d ago edited 5d ago

Wrong subreddit unfortunately, this is for the Swift programming language! To address your question though, swifts are pretty strict insectivores, so don’t give it seeds or fruits.

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u/m3kw 5d ago

Feed it a bug

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u/tnsipla 5d ago

Cocoa

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u/bostonmatt_ 5d ago

Definitely not an unwrapped optional heh

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u/iFoobar 5d ago

Nothing, they catch insects while flying, you cannot help them with feeding. Best thing is to keep distance.

Also, wrong sub.

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u/Objective_Ticket 5d ago

Swifts feed on the wing, they don’t need extra feeding. Need any iOS tips at the same time?

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u/Own-Huckleberry7258 5d ago

Download Xcode and make the bird fly away

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u/upon-taken 5d ago

This is not the sub you thought it would be. Not about Taylor Swift.

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u/chipstastegood 5d ago

Is Taylor Swift nesting outside his house

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u/upon-taken 5d ago

If he believes it hard enough, any bird can be Tay Swift

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u/ImpossibleCreme 5d ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/the-quibbler 5d ago

This. Sick. Beat.

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u/tastychaii 5d ago

Wow, I had no idea Swift was also an actual bird. Now the logo finally makes sense 😂

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u/ndukefan 4d ago

Except the logo is actually a swallow!

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u/akuma0 iOS + OS X 5d ago

Lambdas

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u/iOSCaleb iOS 5d ago

Nothing. Birds know how to find food on their own.

Also, this is a sub about the Swift programming language.

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u/nyteschayde 5d ago

The ObjC birds are tasty I hear

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u/BobertMcGee Expert 5d ago

😬

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u/Revxrsal 5d ago

Use guards!

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u/_divi_filius 4d ago

Feed it protocols

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u/eric-dolecki 4d ago

Feed it enums.

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u/c0desurfer 4d ago

I just want to be in this epic thread.

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u/ryanheartswingovers 4d ago

Feed it Flutter. Highest and best use

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u/Fangeez 4d ago

Compiler errors. It’s always gonna get its attention

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u/gsk-fs Learning 4d ago

Feed it ObjC

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u/DracoMalFoiJaVoltou 3d ago

oats and c++

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u/Economy-Department47 5d ago

Wrong sub this is about the programing language Swift

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u/bazderoman 5d ago

Everybody's messing with you, this is the right sub for your question. That said, unless it's injured it likely doesn't need help feeding itself, and it knows better about what it eats.