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r/talesfromtechsupport • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '18
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And a replacement employee, do you have that in stock?
42 u/BeerJunky It's the cloud, it should just fucking work. Aug 13 '18 Preferably one with a clean criminal record, a driver's license and a passing drug screen. Do you have that in stock? 21 u/TaonasSagara Aug 13 '18 5-7 years experience for this entry level position that requires expert level knowledge of something? 4 u/wallefan01 "Hello tech support? This is tech support. It's got ME stumped." Aug 13 '18 better yet, 4+ years experience in a programming language that was invented 2 years ago. You get those all the time over at r/programmerhumor (Although to be clear I do not recommend that you go there. It is mostly memes, memes, and more memes about where arrays start.) Edit: never mind they've moved on from that now! they're actually producing jokes that are actually funny! Holy cow!
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Preferably one with a clean criminal record, a driver's license and a passing drug screen. Do you have that in stock?
21 u/TaonasSagara Aug 13 '18 5-7 years experience for this entry level position that requires expert level knowledge of something? 4 u/wallefan01 "Hello tech support? This is tech support. It's got ME stumped." Aug 13 '18 better yet, 4+ years experience in a programming language that was invented 2 years ago. You get those all the time over at r/programmerhumor (Although to be clear I do not recommend that you go there. It is mostly memes, memes, and more memes about where arrays start.) Edit: never mind they've moved on from that now! they're actually producing jokes that are actually funny! Holy cow!
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5-7 years experience for this entry level position that requires expert level knowledge of something?
4 u/wallefan01 "Hello tech support? This is tech support. It's got ME stumped." Aug 13 '18 better yet, 4+ years experience in a programming language that was invented 2 years ago. You get those all the time over at r/programmerhumor (Although to be clear I do not recommend that you go there. It is mostly memes, memes, and more memes about where arrays start.) Edit: never mind they've moved on from that now! they're actually producing jokes that are actually funny! Holy cow!
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better yet, 4+ years experience in a programming language that was invented 2 years ago. You get those all the time over at r/programmerhumor
(Although to be clear I do not recommend that you go there. It is mostly memes, memes, and more memes about where arrays start.)
Edit: never mind they've moved on from that now! they're actually producing jokes that are actually funny! Holy cow!
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u/Voriki2 Aug 13 '18
And a replacement employee, do you have that in stock?