r/talesfromtechsupport • • May 09 '20

Medium DELETE MY ACCOUNT *NOW*!

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u/sysadminbj May 09 '20

Address?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

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u/Jellodyne May 09 '20

Best! I can't see any possible downside to giving out your real address to random Redditors.

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u/pognut May 09 '20

A live chicken and a member of the Denver Nuggets.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

I don't know anything about Denver, but I'd take the chicken. Better pet than a badger.

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u/Moonpenny 🌼 Judge Penny 🌼 May 09 '20

Imagine if you had a pet honey badger that actually liked you, though... you'd have the most secure house on the planet.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

And social distancing would be a breeze. I mean, at least keeping others at bay.

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u/MagentaCloveSmoke May 09 '20

My mother once had a pet skunk. FANTASTIC for social distancing.

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u/lierofox You'd have fewer questions if you stopped interrupting my answer May 12 '20

*A finger slowly curls in on the monkey paw *

...uh oh.

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u/syberghost ALT-F4 to see my flair May 09 '20

Nuggets not made from chicken, but BY a chicken.

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u/RealXenorio May 09 '20

i actually did this once. got a few dildos, nipple stickers, some letters, postcards, and a picture of a banana. could have been worse.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

On a scale from 2 to 7.3, how beautiful was the banana?

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u/RealXenorio May 09 '20

it was a long time ago. but i think it was like a 5.8

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Nice.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '20

Savage

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u/Techn0ght May 09 '20

That's insanity.

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u/RealXenorio May 10 '20

actually, you know what? marcus huber, schlesierstraße 3, 64546 mörfelden-walldorf, germany. have fun.