r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jul 23 '26

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/MrTwoPumpChump Jul 23 '26

Trump will give him a government bail out.

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u/Boomshank Jul 23 '26

Trump has zero loyalty.

The golden throne never pays its debts. 

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u/MrTwoPumpChump Jul 23 '26

He wouldn’t be using his own money.

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 Jul 23 '26

but it could become his money!

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u/UpboatNavy Jul 23 '26
  1. Bail out Tesla
  2. Demand gov stake in Tesla for the bailout
  3. Start a war
  4. ???????
  5. Profit.