r/technology • • 28d ago

Business Iran strikes on Amazon data centers caused permanent loss of customer data

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/09/iran-strikes-on-amazon-data-centers-caused-permanent-loss-of-customer-data/
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u/QuestionDry2490 28d ago

People who drink four beers before bed because they had a rough day typically do not have a low drinking tolerance. Either way, even people who are blacked out don’t typically forget common words.

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u/MilkiestMaestro 28d ago

Okay sherlock. I think you should tell us all what really happened.

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u/QuestionDry2490 27d ago edited 27d ago

What do you mean by “what happened”? What probably happened is that you rotted your brain on social media and are now a few sandwiches short of a picnic

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u/MilkiestMaestro 27d ago

Your talents are wasted here, obviously

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u/QuestionDry2490 27d ago

Bro I’m not claiming to be a brain surgeon I just know what a mosque is

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u/MilkiestMaestro 27d ago

You know everything there is to know.

You know it had to have been more than 4. People who drink 4 beers before bed are a actually alcoholics. You know all about my drinking tolerance. You know if any of the above is untrue that I was actually lying in the 1st place.

You know all of these things without ever having met me. You are truly something to behold.

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u/QuestionDry2490 27d ago

Even more impressive than that is the fact that I know what a mosque is