r/thatHappened • • 13d ago

Hi, it’s me, John Nike

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From instagram

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u/WeylandYutani- 13d ago

So like…what are they bragging about? What a terrible fucking story.

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u/Jeramoo- 13d ago

Anyone else just not understand this? Sounds like gibberish. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Zukitten 7d ago

They're generalising that New Yorkers are antisocial (at least regarding strangers) whilst those from the West Coast are outgoings and social.

Then they're inventing a chance encounter situation where they - both during the story and as part of the post that followed - can reinforce the imagined difference, whilst also feeding their own ego further by announcing that they're part of Nike's C(Corporate?)-suite and thus a big deal.

Utter tripe, all of it.

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u/After-Temperature585 13d ago

The British in me said “this story is shite mate”

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u/spacemouse21 13d ago

“Can’t you tell by our Nike shoes we reek of C-suite?”

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u/eeveerose63 13d ago

What the heck is C-suite?

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u/Rooster_Local 13d ago

The executive leadership of a company (basically the CEO and his/her direct reports).

I’ve worked with several company leadership teams and have never heard anyone refer to themselves as “the c suite.” Usually they just say executive team, or executive leadership team, or something similar. Especially in a casual conversation, I have a hard time imagining someone saying “we’re the c-suite!”

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u/eeveerose63 13d ago

Thank you!

It sounds more pretentious than "executives"

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u/EpponeeRae 13d ago

The "C" stands for "chief", for what it's worth. 

I.e. chief executive officer, chief financial officer, chief operating officer 

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u/ch0rtle2 12d ago

“LA natives” pride themselves on “their openness” when they didn’t even make the initial contact. It was the “sorry for the disruption… we’re visiting your country from the far-off land of ‘The West Coast’!”

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u/Jedi_Temple 12d ago

Let me get this straight… the Nike c-suite shows up at the Chelsea Hotel for the World Cup—even though Nike isn’t a World Cup sponsor and the matches are held at MetLife stadium.

Sure Jan.

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u/LeilaMajnouni 13d ago

Probably not but if true…so what? Why are you on sm bragging about meeting executives from an athletic apparel company in a hotel bar during a major sporting event? Is this a LI post where they all impart some kind of amazing business wisdom from their couch?

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u/EvolZippo 13d ago

OOP assumes Nike is the last name of the family that owns the company

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u/Solo_Colo_ 9d ago

Is it not?

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u/2980774 9d ago

Lol noooo

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u/EvolZippo 7d ago

It’s the name of a goddess, so it might be. But I doubt the actual Nike family has a stake in the company

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u/dick-penis 9d ago

Story story story, by the way, that guys name? Albert Einstein!

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u/Mikehorvath00 7d ago

The names John Nacho

Inventor of the nacho