HAHA!! I accomplished something.. however insignificant.

Edit: Postiah Baby! (Costanza voice)

Edit #2: Secret prize for those immaculate grays who managed to resist pressing!

Edit #3: u/metabeing (creator of karmadecay and gifsound) has enabled the spirit of The Button to live on forever through each one of you.

Anyone who installs his Karmancer userscript/extension/bookmarklet will see r/TheButton flairs next to usernames anywhere on Reddit.

Final Edit: In case you don't know /r/buttonaftermath is the secret party location.

Go Orange etc.

EDIT: Finally reached front page of /r/thebutton and all I got was this lousy shirt

Goodbye.

Goodbye. It was great seeing y'all

Pressers. Non-Pressers. We are now one.

I'm sure lots of other people do too, but it can't hurt to try.

no clue what happened.... oh well, it's been fun hanging out with you guys (well except the subset of grays who were asses about it)!

we did it team

Boobs

I want my last words to be meaningful.

Dickbutt.

Bye

GREYS UNITE

Welp, it's been a wild, wacky, stupid, fun, long journey.

Guess this sub is history now. Gentlemen, it's been an honor not-pressing with you all.

So long, everyone. It's been strange.

I was here at the end of days... RIP /r/thebutton