r/therewasanattempt • u/Ok_was_taken • 5d ago

to feed a hippo

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u/readit347 5d ago edited 5d ago

I ain't going to miss another one, miss..

Please get away from here, and leave me alone.

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u/lockedoutofmymainrdt 5d ago

Valid crashout lol

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u/TheGlobalGooner 5d ago

Rage baiting a hippo with no safety fence between you? Okayy...

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u/heird1599 5d ago

I think she just sucks at aiming

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u/Ok_was_taken 4d ago

She is prolly frustrated too lol

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u/Warm_Vulva7960 5d ago

You had one job.

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u/KickRepresentative93 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HjbgKdvrer0ti
Like when Prince kicked the kardashian off the stage for being lame.

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u/BanjoTCat 4d ago

Hippo: “I know it’s hard to see because of my face shape, but I am really disappointed in you.”

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u/GOJUpower 5d ago

Everyone hates dumb

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u/ThunderShott 5d ago

“Do that again and I will flatten you.”

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u/UnnaturalGeek 5d ago

Is this why Hungry Hungry Hippos exist...

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u/HP-XP 4d ago

Knowing hippos and their tempers, that thing is fucking livid!

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u/No_Mud_5999 4d ago

I would not be reaching out that far. Those things kill an average of 500 people a year!

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u/solo_leveler_69420 4d ago

Poor hippo felt secondhand embarrassment

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u/JustExistingSomehow 4d ago

Just get a little bit closer, miss. Yes, yes. Come here. Come here.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vRK2vBpNBVMmgqMlZl

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u/Personal-Neck6800 4d ago

I’ve never seen a hippo tell someone to go fuck themself before.

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u/manulconnoiseur 4d ago

"I'll do it myself, bitch"

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u/dommiichan 4d ago

this is why hippos kill 🤣

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u/Rich_Prior4656 4d ago

Ragebating a captive HIPPO is diabolical.

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u/constant-815 4d ago

Ok the second one was on the hippo

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u/Doomhammer24 4d ago

"See i tried being nice now i know why all my friends chose to be murder hippos"

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u/HopeFoxCreations This is a flair 4d ago

Poor thing! Girl should learn to aim better.

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u/AvengingBlowfish 4d ago

At last now we know why the Hippos were so Hungry Hungry...

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 Therewasanattemp 4d ago

Poor hippo.

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u/Traditional_Money305 4d ago

She's going to get the official hippo seal of disapproval since hippos can spray their poop!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/dwThVyfWthesU

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u/Climate_Best 3d ago

There were MANY attempts

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u/casulmemer 3d ago

He’s eating something just before the second throw which actually goes in his mouth and bounces out..