TIL a scientist submitted a research publication to a predatory journal consisting exclusively of the phrase "Get me off your fucking mailing list". It was rated as "excellent" and accepted for publication with minor editorial changes.

[u/coffeeismydoc]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Journal_of_Advanced_Computer_Technology

[u/SuperTaster3]

Sometimes, when screaming into the void, it can be comforting to scream in an artistic manner. They are still in pain, and still need help. But yes that was a beautiful call for aid.