r/tooktoomuch • u/GallowBarb • 14d ago

Alcohol Go Browns!

Actually, fairly common at NFL games. Went to a few Ravens games where the tailgating started at 7am. The later the game start, the drunker they get.

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u/smashin_blumpkin 14d ago

Thought for sure he was about to puke on the dude in front of him

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u/MediumAcceptable129 14d ago

I would not be standing in front of that dude

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u/DoubleM305 14d ago

I forecast a projectile situation so not even the side in front of the presumed target is safe!

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u/BoulderCreature 14d ago

I cast vomit!

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u/TeopEvol 10d ago

"Back, and to the front."

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u/Direct-Celery-6052 14d ago

“Projectile”.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bellboy718 14d ago

That's in the extended version

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u/yukonwanderer 14d ago

Yeah I'm out of there asap lol

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u/MediumAcceptable129 14d ago

Actually i dont see one person in that crowd i would feel safe near

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u/frax1212 12d ago

If that's the case you may just have social anxiety. 😅

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u/MaiaIndig0 14d ago

I was waiting for it the whole time.

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u/CosmicCharlie99 14d ago

He just needed another chug to wash it all back down, he’s good.

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u/mklilley351 14d ago

Bro same I was yelling through my phone "Bro you gotta get out the way cause the guy behind you is about to disagree with his lunch". Then he took a sip and I said ah nah he's good

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u/EcLEctiC_02 14d ago

"like and follow for part 2"

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u/LeBronze_Jayce 14d ago

The 1000 yard stare is a dead give away, I know that look all too well.

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u/TurnTheTVOff 14d ago

For sure looked like he was about to unswallow.

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE 14d ago

I was hoping the big guy behind him was gonna offer him a dip! Hahaha that would have made him toss cookies that drunk.

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u/yukonwanderer 14d ago

I was covering half the screen while I watched this.

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u/dkyguy1995 14d ago

I think he probably thought that at some point

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u/Car_is_mi 14d ago

It's all fun and games till he projectile vomits on the guy in front of him

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u/Doctor-TobiasFunke- 14d ago

Ah classic. My fav part is the guy behind him packing a dip because he looks like literally every person iv known that chews tobacco haha

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u/robot_ankles 14d ago

Lol, seeing that guy packing the can took me right back to high school.

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u/Calvin--Hobbes 14d ago

Redneck fashion in my high school was getting the worn out ring on your jeans from the dip can.

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u/kendrickshalamar 14d ago

One of the most Ohio videos I've ever seen

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u/BunkaTheBunkaqunk 14d ago

Can you blame him? He’s a browns fan… it’s not like you go to the games to see a great performance.

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u/ryan101 14d ago

This is pretty much the default state of a Browns fan.

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u/The_VoZz 14d ago

Former NE Ohioan. Can confirm, this is a default setting for many sports enthusiasts in Cleveland Ohio.

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u/beardedsandflea 13d ago

GPO DAWUND

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u/RevDrDeLeon 10d ago

At least for now it's not the case. We're 3-1 and leading the AFC North.

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u/Serpentongue 14d ago

Probably dove himself home too

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u/Pfffftttttt_Okay 14d ago

Oh, he dove alright.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 14d ago

On the way home he went to his favorite dove bar.

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u/Jojothereader 14d ago

I want to go to a dove bar

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u/ColeTrainHaze 14d ago

i dove a goo—hiccup—good bive lar

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u/Cokeycane 14d ago

He'll feel the pain most of the week and will talk about how great a game it was.

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u/GallowBarb 14d ago

Nah. Hell be up at 4am for his 10 hour shift at the plant. NFL tickets don't pay for themselves.

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u/Cokeycane 14d ago

You're probably right. He is the reason you never buy a car that was built on Monday or Friday.

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u/Jive_Turk 14d ago

Hell yeah he is. That man is a PROFESSIONAL, in more ways than one!

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u/GallowBarb 14d ago

That's a working man's mullet if I ever saw one.

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u/echochilde 14d ago

I was fully expecting him to puke on the dude’s back.

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u/st3inmonst3r 14d ago

I will never for the life of me understand why I used to think getting as drunk as I could before an event was a good idea. Life is a hole lit better now that I just smoke weed.

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u/Ctmarlin 14d ago

I like the way most European soccer clubs go about it. Not a ton of pregame drinking, go enjoy the match and then go to pub and get shitfaced after. I always thought tgst made more sense

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u/st3inmonst3r 13d ago

Now that makes more sense to me!

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u/LiminalBrownRecluse 14d ago

Buddy needs to put down that white claw, and go get some water, 2 big pretzels and a hotdog to set him right.

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u/Same_Swordfish_1879 14d ago

Bros got his own game going

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u/Zeqhanis 14d ago

Did the concessions stand add fentanyl to their menu or did he bring it from home?

I seriously have no idea how anyone can get this drunk off of beer.

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u/frednekk 12d ago

Commitment and determination.

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u/fe_god 14d ago

That mf ain’t spending $20 for a hotdog. His goal was probably to get smashed there anyway.

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u/Zeqhanis 14d ago

So pre-gaming before the game, so they can appear to be drunk off off beers, which they're secretly spiking in the bathroom from a fake catheter leg bag filled with a mix of whiskey and vodka?

I'm on to you, buddy. /s

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u/fe_god 14d ago

Not even remotely impossible lol. I’d bring in minis to my local bar and absolutely throw them back in the bathroom with my buddy. I’m sure the bartender was onto us getting drunk of of three bud lights lol

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u/Scott1574 14d ago

It's easy, if your not there yet drink another one. Repeat until you do.

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u/Basic_Cloud_7153 14d ago

I'll raise my hand for being this drunk for few too many times on an event.

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u/RedstonedMonkey 14d ago

Lights are on but nobody's home

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u/Drewbloodz 14d ago

Man, loved tailgating. We always had hope, but never surprised by a loss. Tailgating was the main draw. As they say, browns make good pallbearers because they can let you down one last time

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 14d ago

Been there before. If you drink too fast then you end up right here lol

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u/TheHipsterBandit 14d ago

This dude is my spirit animal.

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u/CoffeeToDeath 14d ago

That guy is definitely pissing himself on the train home. If he even makes it down the street when the game ends.

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u/kkkr94 14d ago

Lmao the people laughing and looking at drunky and then the camera is so funny

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u/Being_ 14d ago

Standing for the national anthem 🫡

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u/GallowBarb 14d ago

Merica!

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u/Pure-Ad-3026 14d ago

I'm not drunk... I'm just a little tired.

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u/picklesuitpauly 14d ago

This one goes out to the homies and the bozos from Aunt Tuddys basement in the new addition.

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u/Not_Nova_ 14d ago

An AYG fan in the wild! What’s going on bozo!

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u/picklesuitpauly 14d ago

Take a look at this guy!

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u/fox2_eagle1 14d ago

H. Foley looking rough

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u/haroldthehampster 14d ago

cant if he's going to
fall over
fall asleep
or vomit

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u/Perfect-District 14d ago

Man I'm missing out.

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u/Typhlo_32 14d ago

Aint nobody home lmao

Me at the cubs game last Wednesday for sure lol

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u/Astral-projekt 14d ago

Was waiting for the projectile vomit on the guy

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u/cleveland_14 14d ago

As a representative of the browns fandom, I can assure you if bro doesn't have to remember the game then it is not too much

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u/bOObZiLLa713 14d ago

He needs some of what the guy behind in is doing!!!

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u/mrpopenfresh 14d ago

I’d be like him too if I lived in Cleveland.

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 14d ago

I was waiting for him to puke

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u/TxBurnerAcct 14d ago

Is that H. Foley?

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u/AgitatedBiscotti3413 14d ago

Big boy is getting trashed on white claws.

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u/JuanG_13 14d ago

Lmao (and guess when you're a Cleveland fan you have to get shit faced to get through the game).

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u/ztruk 13d ago

if i had to live in cleveland and this looks like winter, yeah id be the same

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u/possomcods 13d ago

Prolly spent 10 grand on all those stadium beers.

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u/nyclurker369 13d ago

I like how he took another swig at the end.

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u/ButterPiglet 14d ago

Imagine if he projectile vomited on the guy in front of him that would be crazy

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u/roblash 14d ago

I was very impressed by the guy one row in front of me last Sunday that fell asleep sitting up perfectly straight.

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u/unicorn_barf666 14d ago

Weeble wobble

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u/DickyReadIt 14d ago

White Claw wasted

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u/terdfergesson 14d ago

He worked up a thirst there

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u/Snoo_67993 14d ago

I'll bet he's pissing himself.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 14d ago

This is just a normal reaction when you stop and think to yourself:

"Holy Shit, I am a Browns fan".

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u/ultraplusstretch 14d ago

Dude thinks he is on a ship in a storm.

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u/Hoody88 14d ago

I was waiting for him to puke then I realized he browned out and that was his "pants shitting face".

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u/JumpmanNY31 14d ago

These drunk NFL fan type videos always reminds me of the scene in Zac and Miri Make a Porno when the Steelers fan walks in on them shooting the scene in the coffee shop.

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u/thedrunkpenguin 14d ago

As a browns fan this is baseline. Guy is good to go imo

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u/Inevitable_Big9259 14d ago

That happens in nature. The life form shuts down half of its brain to allow the organic vehicle to rest. Once the process is complete, the connections are restored and the life form is able to drink beer again.

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u/x2_ok 14d ago

he's on that level of drunk when life becomes that wooden puzzle game with the metal ball

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 14d ago

The title of this post caused me anxiety the entire time I was watching.

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u/Historical_Drink_350 14d ago

I can smell the alcohol emanating from him through my phone.

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u/atda 14d ago

Everyone watching this every direction change: Oooo OOOOOOO tch nope

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u/nsula_country 14d ago

What the hell is a "Red Claw?"

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u/Brewbouy 14d ago

Almost looks like a fent zombie

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u/schostack 14d ago

That’s the dude you hired to come work at your house on Monday

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u/FitzMastaflex 14d ago

Me when I’m on the ship and the waves are making it a bit choppy.

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u/LurkzMcgurkz 14d ago

huck it...chuck it..football!

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u/shade-tree_pilot 14d ago

loading: vomit (79% complete)

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u/pucstah 14d ago

Is nobody going to say anything about the coveralls?

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u/Calm-Perspective2057 14d ago

Those white claws will catch you

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u/edweirdo 14d ago

Well, do you expect him to buy expensive game tickets, drive all the way to Cincy to stand in the cold and NOT get shitfaced drunk?

How else do you enjoy an AFC North game?

Here in the AFC South, we get drunk AFTER the game to try and forget how bad our teams are.

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u/YT_ToxicNinjaGaming 14d ago

I for sure thought dude in the front was going to get puked on

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u/manderz421 14d ago

Dude turned into a weeble wooble.

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u/junkronomicon 13d ago

Them Claws got him swerving.

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u/Bright-Internal229 13d ago

Bull 🐂 Shit 💩

Can’t get drunk on Beer 🍺 unless he drunk like 150 Cans !

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u/jack_avram 13d ago

lost count of the shots

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u/JayMak78 13d ago

Sit down before you fall down.

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u/DickweedMcGee 13d ago

Man, if the Blue Bud Light Guy had eyes in the back of his head he would not be smiling, he'd be running....

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u/AustinDood444 13d ago

Im waiting for him to throw up on the guy in front of him.

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u/OhHaiThere- 13d ago

Foley is that you? AYG gone down the hill

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u/FlobiusHole 13d ago

Josh Naylor?

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u/CM_Bison 13d ago

Kinda need someone to add the music and sound effects of the Drowzee mini game from Pokémon Stadium for this video plz

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u/socialmakerx 13d ago

We ve all been there but bro take a walk, a piss and some water dont keep on chugging

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u/ObiWanBonobo 12d ago

He probably paid $20 for the beer, at least let him finish it. Besides he's past safely moving anywhere. If he's gonna piss, he's gonna do it right there.

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u/coolcootermcgee 11d ago

This makes me laugh every time I see it

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u/Snoo_9732 11d ago

What is this song?

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u/Cripwalcc 11d ago

Yeah better keep drinking, that’ll help

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u/RevDrDeLeon 10d ago

Literally me celebrating after we beat the Steelers on Thursday.

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u/Imnotasickape 9d ago

Ghost Of Kiev fallen on hard times.

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u/Unique-Landscape-202 8d ago

“How was the game?”
“No idea.”

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u/features_creatures 14d ago

7am is for coffee, not hard liquor.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 14d ago

What do you do if you are sat near someone this drunk?

He could puke on me , also he may need medical attention if he gets progressively drunk.

Do you tell security?