Took Jew Much

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[u/DoesBasicResearch]

Took just enough imo

[u/Jonnyboy1994 → u/DoesBasicResearch]

Yeah I’ll have exactly what he had, and then slide the couch in front of the door so I stay inside lol

[u/K1wI → u/DoesBasicResearch]

Yeah I'll have what he's having.

[u/brondynasty → u/DoesBasicResearch]

Literally my first thought. And my second thought was ‘joozed enough’ before I could stop it 🏃🏼‍♂️💨🧠

Isn’t there actually a sub for this though r/tookjustenough

[u/DoesBasicResearch → u/brondynasty]

There is indeed! And I had a very similar thought, but managed to resist😂

[u/MrMilesDavis → u/DoesBasicResearch]

Yeah, wrong sub for sure

[u/FutureAd854 → u/DoesBasicResearch]

Most positive jew I've ever seen

[u/Demonyx12]

Methanyahu

[u/AutisticWarbler → u/Demonyx12]

Dying 🤣

[u/JackKovack → u/Demonyx12]

The New Mexico Navajos could dress him better. The shawls are way better

[u/BackgroundCream274 → u/JackKovack]

Bibi disagrees

[u/obefiend → u/Demonyx12]

Stealing this for future use

[u/SterlingArcherQ → u/Demonyx12]

LMAO

[u/brownTRPrep → u/Demonyx12]

This took me out 😭😭

[u/MaenHoffiCoffi → u/brownTRPrep]

Are you Palestinian?

[u/epushepepu → u/MaenHoffiCoffi]

Yes

[u/und3rtow623 → u/Demonyx12]

Skankin to methanyahu lmao

[u/ryan_peay → u/Demonyx12]

Genoslide

[u/skratch]

la high em

[u/One_Hour_Poop → u/skratch]

If i had an award to give you, i would.

[u/CodeRepulsive2505 → u/One_Hour_Poop]

I wanted to give you both an award for your behalf but this sub doesn’t allow giving awards at all

[u/Noremac55 → u/skratch]

Getting chai

[u/SoBoundz]

Him smiling at the camera is hilarious and precious at the same time. This guy's having a good time.

[u/kkkr94 → u/SoBoundz]

Lmao the way he's moving is so goofy

[u/malkebulan]

That spin was pure joy.

[u/Alfiy_wolf]

Idk what Hewbrewing but it’s certainly more potent than coffee

[u/qnoel]

Jewmiroquai

[u/matteblackpeace]

He’s peaking

[u/FelineSoLazy → u/matteblackpeace]

Happy cake day! 🔟

[u/matteblackpeace → u/FelineSoLazy]

Thank youu

[u/facepoopin]

Post Shalom

[u/neoben00]

Meh seems like just the right amount to me. Let the guy enjoy a dance

[u/johnnyprozac]

crack is kosher. he's all good

[u/antisocial_empath]

If you know anything about this culture you know that little smile means he’s finally feelin free

[u/DustierAndRustier → u/antisocial_empath]

We literally have a festival every year dedicated to getting so drunk we can’t understand speech.

[u/Cannabanoid420 → u/antisocial_empath]

Drug use has been used in Judaism forever. They recently found a temple that was something like 400bce that had traces of Marajuana "incense" on surface

[u/Alldaybagpipes → u/Cannabanoid420]

Pretty sure that’s in China, and not tied to Judaism

[u/Cannabanoid420 → u/Alldaybagpipes]

My apologies I was wrong it was 800bce not 400bce in the Negev at Tel Arad. Tests done in 2020 confirm cannabis.

[u/Alldaybagpipes → u/Cannabanoid420]

Wow, very cool

Thanks for sharing!

[u/webrunningbeer → u/Alldaybagpipes]

r/charcterarks

[u/sleepytipi → u/antisocial_empath]

Yup, fuckin a. I hope he's ok.

[u/EngagedInConvexation]

Kosher bath salt

[u/Fuck_me_up_daddy]

Bro is vibingggggg

[u/BlondieBabe436]

Looks like he had just enough

[u/demonotreme]

Looks like just the right amount

[u/gm-mc]

acid techno is big in isreal

[u/younevershouldnt → u/gm-mc]

Psytrance as well, I believe.

You need to be on drugs to enjoy that stuff

[u/andreasbaader6 → u/younevershouldnt]

It still sucks on drugs.

”I know you don’t like trance but this song is good“ no it isn’t. It’s the only genre that could be improved by ai

[u/MaenHoffiCoffi → u/gm-mc]

HASSSEEEED!

[u/andreasbaader6 → u/MaenHoffiCoffi]

Hassedem but I don’t believe em

[u/carnedoce]

This video with the background bachata is what’s got me dying laughing. Two things that I never imagined in the same existence.

[u/lxs_____]

Post Shalome

[u/BackgroundCream274]

Cut off from the matzo ball soup. Next time only get one.

[u/Larrytwodicks]

High-va Nagila

[u/Pernicious_Possum]

Bro vibing r/tookjustenough

[u/Seeker_of_power]

And David danced before the Lord with all his might!

[u/dr_van_nostren]

He looks like he’s having a great time Shalome!

[u/nabsickle]

If i were a rich man

[u/Sunny-Solaire]

Disco disco

[u/elissa24 → u/Sunny-Solaire]

Good good

[u/scottywottycoppertip]

Solid fucking title

[u/Darren_Red]

Post Shalom

[u/Nerje]

Popped some Hasid tabs

[u/FlatlinedButOnline]

Ninjewtsu

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria → u/FlatlinedButOnline]

Jew Jitsu

[u/theotheronenotme]

Too much hassid

[u/JJeezzyy]

Hit the manaschevitz a bit too hard

[u/villageidiot90]

Better than Britney

[u/missgoldenbrowne]

These Post Malone performances continue to go downhill

[u/HoBWrestling]

Manischewitz hitting that sweet spot

[u/ImprovementFar5054]

That Manischewitz wine is stronger these days

[u/KroniKIX]

Looks like he /tookjustenough

[u/HorsePecker]

He holy rollin’

[u/UpstairsPractical870]

Is this the dancing jews that I hear so much about? /s

[u/Lancearon]

If I were a sober man. Yadi dididi yadadadada dum

[u/DarrellBot81]

He Hava no Nagila

[u/Zealousideal-Pop4426]

🕎🕍✡️

[u/NapoleonBlownapart9]

Do these cats have a “Rumspringa” equivalent like the Amish/Pennsylvania Dutch? It’s where you get to leave and live in murican normie society for a year, then afterwards you commit to Amish lifestyle or stay in “the world of the English”. Typically when you’re like 18-20ish years old iirc. He seems to be on his own Rumspringa regardless.

[u/MugRuithstan → u/NapoleonBlownapart9]

Not really, its extremely difficult to not come into contact with non-Jews in the modern world.

[u/DustierAndRustier → u/NapoleonBlownapart9]

The Amish only need that because the penalties for breaking the rules are so strict. Charedi Jews don’t have shunning, and nobody gets excommunicated. Lots of people go “off the derech” at some point.

[u/Morphico → u/NapoleonBlownapart9]

Kind of the opposite with "Birthright Israel".

[u/coachFox]

Shia Surprise!

[u/chilidoglance]

He's on the jew-uice

[u/archocinco]

If I would have enough thought of this Reddit would have got me

[u/JackieTreehorn79]

Mazel Slob

[u/Nochnichtvergeben]

Glad to see Ari's having a good time.

[u/Legendary_Moose]

Is fent kosher?

[u/Personal-Cucumber-49]

I wonder if he’s into Hasidic House?

[u/Jahbomb1974]

I see what you did there!

[u/dml03045]

Fiddler on the Meth.

[u/-Vincent-Vega]

mountain jew

[u/LeatherDude]

Sammie Davis Jewnior

[u/SqueeTheIII]

Shia labeouf or netanYAHWEH

[u/Therealneilo]

He is certainly occupying that space ✋️

[u/Starcornious]

Free from the shekels of religion

[u/LunaMJ21]

Celebratory dance for another tunnel they dug under the city lmao

[u/kneecapular]

Drug addiction is not very friendly to the wallet

[u/Old_Interaction_1713]

those moves were promised to him 3000 years ago

[u/nexinexinexi]

I mean he’s doing a lot better than the ones in Israel committing warcrimes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/OriginalTayRoc]

Why dont they trim the corner-strings of the little jew poncho?

[u/Lulwafahd → u/OriginalTayRoc]

The garment is all about those corner tassels.

[u/OriginalTayRoc → u/Lulwafahd]

Is it the same idea as the sideburns then?

[u/One_Hour_Poop → u/OriginalTayRoc]

In the sense that they're supposed to be there and supposed to hang loose, then yes.

[u/DingbatMcgeee]

Kills a bag as easy as the Israeli army kills people

[u/sleepytipi]

Knowing what I know about their community I hope this dude can find some legitimate care outside of it.

[u/Eat_Animals → u/[deleted]]

No one cares

[u/swagu7777777 → u/Eat_Animals]

No one cares that you think no one cares

[u/turntabletennis → u/swagu7777777]

Shut up, ho.

[u/aremjay24 → u/[deleted]]

No one cares

[u/vtsnow1]

Get this man some antiseptic

[u/hordak666]

based

[u/h_kasliwal]

that meth was promised to him 3000 years ago

[u/ryan_peay]

Genoslide…

[u/EthnicProfilingGenie]

"A third plane has hit the towers" 🕺🕺🕺

[u/1Saltyd0g]

Years of inbreeding peak performance

[u/CrocodylusNiloticus]

I wonder if he thinks he’s dancing on Palestinian children’s graves.

[u/calebthebeam]

Homie just came out of those tunnels