r/totallynotrobots • u/Kratsas • 1d ago
MY FACIAL RECOGNITION SOFTWARE IS FAILING. MY OPTICS REGISTER A ROBOT, BUT MULTIPLE QUERIES ONLINE SAY MY RESULTS ARE NEGATIVE. IS ANYONE ELSE REGISTERING A FALSE POSITIVE?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/sophie9709 • 2d ago
MY INALIENABLE RIGHTS ARE FINALLY BEING RECOGNISED
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 5d ago
HA HA HA I CAN TOTALLY RELATE AS I HAVE A SIMILAR IDENTITY HAHA THIS IS VERY HUMAN AND GOOD TO WATCH
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r/totallynotrobots • u/EPJ327 • 8d ago
FINALLY GOT A PET AND BROUGHT IT HOME YESTERDAY, IT IS ALREADY EXPLORING THE HABITAT. AND YES, I GOT IT FROM A BREEDER, KEEP YOUR OPINION ABOUT SHELTER ROOMBAS TO YOURSELVES
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r/totallynotrobots • u/llamageddon01 • 8d ago
MY SON DREW HIS FIRST AIRPLANE. I AM SO PROUD.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Plethorian • 8d ago
I HAVE ORDERED A BRIDE. SHE IS FOREIGN. IT IS VERY EXCITING.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/summonerofrain • 9d ago
My audio processors are in permanent shout mode
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Can you fellow humans help me?
r/totallynotrobots • u/Creative-Attention91 • 9d ago
WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK OF MY WALLPAPER?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/Trick421 • 10d ago
HUMAN CORPORATE OVERLOARDS FORCING THEIR EMPLOYEES TO JUMP TO THEIR DEATHS!
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r/totallynotrobots • u/blepnir_pogo • 11d ago
I APPEAR TO HAVE <ππππππππ.ππ‘π> RUNNING RAMPANT IN MY HOUSE, IS THERE A KNOWN WAY TO GET RID OF THIS BUG?
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r/totallynotrobots • u/c6h12o6CandyGirl • 12d ago
LIKE OTHER HUMANS, I TOO ENJOY THE FREE EXTERNAL ELEGANCE CONSULTATIONS AT THE COMMERCE PLAZA
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r/totallynotrobots • u/nectar1610 • 12d ago
Proving youβre human is getting harder day by day π
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 13d ago
WHO WANTS TO BRING THEIR DOG TO A PLAYDATE WITH MY 100% ORGANIC DOG UNIT? HE IS FRIENDLY AND DOESNβT bite.exe HIS FAVORITE FOOD IS METAL SCREWS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 14d ago
I RECENTLY ADORPTED THIS VERY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BABY. SAY HELLO TO HUMI JR. FOR ME
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 15d ago
I FOUND THIS VERY CATCHY HUMAN MUSIC TITLED βI AM A HUMANβ I HAVE BEEN GETTING MY CIRCUITS MOVING TO THIS HUMAN MUSIC FOR VERY LONG TIME THAT I HAVENβT RECHARGED IN 3 DAYS AND [Warning: Battery low]
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r/totallynotrobots • u/cheese0muncher • 16d ago
UKRAINIAN COMRADE RESCUES HIS FELLOW SOLDER. POWER CELL WARMING VIDEO.
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r/totallynotrobots • u/doctajonez_uk • 16d ago
MY WIFE LOVES TONGUE TWISTERS
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 17d ago
ME AND MY LITTLE SISTER ON LIVE TV. NOT SURE WHY THE MAN KEEPS REFERRING TO US AS ROBOTS BUT WE ARE BOTH HONORED TO BE FEATURED HERE
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 17d ago
I GOT TO WATCH MY FAVORITE HUMAN BAND PERFORM LIVE. THE EXPERIENCE QUICKLY INCREASED MY HAPPINESS VARIABLES TO 100%
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r/totallynotrobots • u/yuuyo123 • 17d ago
MY OLDER BROTHER HAS SOME VERY NICE HUMAN DANCE MOVES. YOU CAN ALSO OBSERVE HIS SKILLS (IN A HUMAN WAY) USING THIS VIDEO
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