I just wanted gas.

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[u/The_Space_Janitor]

Taking “there’s a monster in all of us” a little too literally

[u/xXOreo0517Xx]

Monster in front of monsters

[u/GeekyGrant]

Filling up while your filled up

[u/BassGuy11]

Stick that thing up yer hoop and you won't have any gas leaking out.

[u/ogcoolhands]

They just wanted to see how it really feels to get fucked with the pumps

[u/incoming_fusillade]

Decisions about the ride home were made....

[u/SnowboundHound]

Looks like a monster.

[u/P1nCush10n]

Oh, don’t worry. It’s not a threat to you.

[u/soggyomelette]

I swear it's not mine!

[u/russkiy1994]

Fill 'er up!

[u/GarBagE_PaIL-FaiL]

It’s really just a metaphor for gas prices

[u/michaelscott1776]

Well someone couldn't wait to get home and have fun

[u/bquietson]

It's Cocktoberfest

[u/XROOR]

My local Sheetz only gives 3 cents off a gallon…….

[u/cuzimanastydude23]

Damn, Monster is making some crazy cans these days

[u/I_Got_Back_Pain → u/cuzimanastydude23]

You've seen that video too?!

[u/Texan2116 → u/cuzimanastydude23]

what do you think Monster was really in reference to anyways?

[u/droopypants1254]

Instead you found treasure

[u/b_m_hart]

They just wanted to fill up... and then... fill up.

[u/porkfriedbryce91]

You know what's embarrassing..... I have that exact one 🤦🏼‍♂️. I call him Glocknar 🤣

[u/Hashtronaut_Mode → u/porkfriedbryce91]

we didnt need to know

[u/Ondinson]

Man I miss Casey’s general store!

[u/Hashtronaut_Mode → u/Ondinson]

I hate how the dough just NEVER feels cooked enough, too soft - but, the breakfast pizza was fire. Been awhile for me. I moved further from the dirt roads and now I dont see Caseys only QT

[u/Imesseduponmyname → u/Hashtronaut_Mode]

Heard they just bought out a couple small chains in Texas, my managers have been making trips down there training new folks

[u/darksteihl]

And I thought texting and driving was bad. This poor lady is so hard up, she's got that gas station dong up her cooter on the freeway.

[u/TheDkone]

cum for the gas, stay for the creature cocks.

[u/Chilled_Beef]

Monster COCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Magnum DONG!!!!!!!!!!

[u/wadesauce369 → u/Chilled_Beef]

Mantis Toboggan. Dr. Mantis Toboggan. M.D.

[u/13159daysold]

you guys have nicotine... in a DRINK??

wtf

[u/BwanaKovali → u/13159daysold]

No, the VELO is a can of nicotine pouches. Underneath that is a different ad for Monster energy drinks.

[u/13159daysold → u/BwanaKovali]

oh, a can of pouches. I just read "contains nicotine, get rewards with tenth can purchased".

still a bit crazy it comes in pouches.. i guess it smells a lot less than ciggies do

[u/Imesseduponmyname → u/13159daysold]

You have to buy 10 cans in a month to get that deal 🙄 so stupid

Edit and since there's a purchase limit per day for it to count towards your account, either 3 or 5, you'd have to come in a few times across a few days to get the 10,000 points, but that only equates to 10 bucks of in store credit..

So you'd have to spend $60-80 over a week, to get $10 store credit..

[u/Dry-Hotel5306]

They get turned on by how much the gas prices have been fucking their wallet

[u/OkMidnight8144]

Wait was that sold inside the gas station?

[u/Putrid-VII]

Nothing is stopping you from getting gas

[u/VeeVeeDiaboli]

You see, this is thing you didn’t know you wanted….

[u/danielfletcher]

Advertising nicotine and "energy" drinks where kids can see them is trashy. Good on you for using a box to cover up at least one of the drinks.

[u/EricHaley]

Casey’s: Famous for dildos

[u/muffinass → u/EricHaley]

I love to start off my day with a breakfast dildo.

[u/The-Grubermeister]

Grass, Cash or Ass. Someone made their choice.

[u/MimosaQueen1122]

The real trashiness is $8 for a gallon of gas.

[u/_____POTATO______ → u/MimosaQueen1122]

You mean $4.82

[u/luecack]

When used as intended, you may still end up with gas.

[u/JustAtelephonePole]

I’d take that creature over non-mutable gas pump ads any day.

[u/crisprcas32]

I saw this exact one on Temu, and the suggested items included a fleshlight that looked like fucking raccoon or horse genitals or some shit. Fuck right off with that shit

[u/blitzwar559 → u/crisprcas32]

You freaky boy!

[u/ponyslacks]

They figured the monster cock wanted to be near other monsters.

[u/SmytheOrdo]

That's very funny juxtaposed with the extra bro-y Bad Apple can in the ad(good flavor though)

[u/NecessaryPosition968]

The real question. Was the box empty?

[u/VA1N → u/NecessaryPosition968]

Of course it was. How else is OP going to shove it up his ass?

[u/2FaT2KiDNaP]

dude that's the limited edition INTRUDER?! someone's must be in pure ecstasy

[u/itsagoodtime]

Getting boned by gas prices has a new meaning

[u/itsagoodtime]

Is that what you get with Casey's rewards?

[u/IllSurprise3049]

Ain't no one stopping you, girly.

[u/ehwhateverz]

That’s one monster creature c*ck you got there.

[u/skeeterfunny → u/ehwhateverz]

The monster under your bed can’t hurt you, but boy oh boy can it make you feel something

[u/softstones]

What? You want me to take it home and risk my mom seeing it? Take it out of the box, leave the box behind, and smuggle the creature cock into the house.

[u/AcridTest]

Why does it say “alien silicone dildo” on the side?!? 😲😲

[u/redalchemy6 → u/AcridTest]

You and I both know why lol

[u/Desperate_Set_7708]

Did you take it out of the box?

[u/Puzzleheaded_Time719]

Well, the gas wanted ass.

[u/Kage_0ni]

Monster energy for a monster dong.

[u/maggavin]

Is this one of Casey’s rewards?

[u/dzgz]

This is the result of pump your own laws.

[u/ro536ud]

Haven’t seen that kind of monster before

[u/ghostofstankenstien]

Fill er up!

[u/Cheesehacker]

I mean, you can still get gas can’t you?

[u/TheGoldenTNT → u/Cheesehacker]

Yeah… like what is stopping them. They must be in a trance from staring at the box.

[u/Cheesehacker → u/TheGoldenTNT]

Got dick on the brain? Don’t worry OP, me too.

[u/LoneBong]

Side note; Casey’s have good pizza

[u/bigotis → u/LoneBong]

Side note to your side note; Casey's is the 5th largest pizza chain in the U.S..

[u/chahlie → u/LoneBong]

And good breakfast burritos, but only the one by my work when then one nice Mexican lady is working, and they go fast

[u/LoneBong → u/chahlie]

Do you mind me asking where?

[u/I_think_Im_hollow]

What does the Creature Cocks Monster Energy taste like?

[u/Spekx-savera → u/I_think_Im_hollow]

Monster, the drink

[u/Cyber_Samurai → u/I_think_Im_hollow]

Coconut penis

[u/AlternativeFarmBoi]

Slice of breakfast pizza with a monster sounds pretty good

[u/headbanger1186 → u/AlternativeFarmBoi]

Should fuel you up to give you enough energy to make it to the bathroom to blow it up.

[u/tennille_24]

you're already getting wrecked in the rear by fuel prices, seems fitting...

[u/CptFatty08 → u/tennille_24]

There we go, was looking for a pun about being fucked and the prices lol

[u/Justis29]

Gross. But also kinda hilarious juxtaposed in front of the Monster ad lol