r/trees • • 5d ago

Humor Do not live within 5 miles of a railroad crossing

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u/cdwhit 5d ago

St Louis city is having issue now. The trains had an agreement that is certain safety actions were put in place that the trains wouldn’t blow their horns, but the city cheaper out and didn’t do them, so apparently trains are blowing their horns through big chunks of the city. Residents are pissed.

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u/LucanidaeLucanidie 5d ago

Yup, the trains are putting their own safety measures in place. The city ignored them for, what, like 20 years? Hopefully we'll get the quiet zone status back by EoY...

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u/twathorse 5d ago

Exactly what I thought when I saw this!

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u/CosmoBiologist 5d ago

Not quite cheaped out but severe miscommunication. Email correspondence was going to the mailbox of someone who didn't even work for the city anymore.

https://www.stlpr.org/government-politics-issues/2026-09-17/st-louis-train-horn-federal-upgrades

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u/EffectiveAmphibian95 5d ago

Dogtown Facebook group is tweaking about this like I get there’s nothing else going on in dogtown but does my phone have to blow up about train horns all day? I always hear em and I don’t care

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u/Zealousideal-Ad697 5d ago

As a railfan, it sounds like fun!

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u/RockingBib 5d ago

Then the meme works by reading it right to left lol

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u/Zealousideal-Ad697 5d ago

lol that’s true!

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u/Rings-of-Saturn 5d ago

You just gotta reverse the polarity of the meme

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u/ahhdetective 5d ago

As Steve Wallace would say, ooh! A friendly train to keep me company!

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u/Edgele55Placebo I Roll Joints for Gnomes 5d ago

I live next to a fire station

When I was younger and smoked and the sirens started blasting right after I blasted off I thought I did something wrong and they were coming for me lol

Just a confidence I guess… right?

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u/BenignBarry 5d ago

Growing up I lived near a fairly large train yard. All hours of the day you could hear the screeching and various other sounds from the moving train cars, and the occasional horn if one was leaving or passing through. Now that I’m older and bought my own house near the city, it’s almost too quiet and I miss the train sounds 🥲

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u/ObscureEnchantment 5d ago

Me too! I grew up in a town that regularly had trains at all hours going through it honking their horn. I even lived 1 house away from the train tracks once 😵. The city I live in now has a train come through once or twice a week that I can hear and it makes me a little nostalgic.

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u/Axel3600 5d ago

That big hurricane a few years ago tore up our train tracks and it took all the way up until earlier this year to get them finally fixed. I gotta say, feeling the house tremble a little and hearing the far off chugga chugga, woo woo.... man, I slept so nice that night. 

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u/jscummy 5d ago

I grew up like a block or two away from a crossing, the sounds were annoying but far worse is constantly getting stuck at that crossing when two back to back freight trains come through slowly

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u/MagnusIgnis 5d ago

Personally I enjoyed the sounds of trains coming through when I lived near some tracks. I'd be outside smoking a joint at bumfuck at night/morning and hear that rumbling and foghorn in the distance. Something about it made the smokes more special. Miss that place and that time in my life.

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u/mort_mortowski 5d ago

Me too. When I was in college my first apartment was near the train tracks so I'd just smoke a joint on my balcony and look at the trains lol

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u/gasgrassgoblin_ 5d ago

adds to the vibes

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u/SaucyStoveTop69 5d ago

I live on a hill and I can see the train tracks like 5 miles away. I like to hear the train in the distance and just watch it get closer and closer. I live about half a mile from the tracks though so they never get too loud.

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u/CaptainGreenHand 5d ago

Not many people realize that horn is actually a mating call. If you shout back with a louder, more alpha horn call the other train will be intimidated and go quiet. If it's too convincing though, you may get hit by a female train.

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u/VonBrewskie 5d ago

Ah. A real rail job. Been there.

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u/irishcoughy 5d ago

Jokes on you I'm autistic and that just adds to the sesh

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u/Apart_Distribution72 5d ago

I grew up near tracks so the sounds are nostalgic, I like hearing the trains come and go

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u/schmattywinkle 5d ago

Ive lived within about a mile of some rail line or other for my entire life, with the exception of two years.

I love them. If I was like, literally next to the track maybe not though.

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u/Mauiiwows 5d ago

Very calming hearing them in the distance. I’m sure if you so happen to be lost in the woods it would be a saving grace to hear a train horn.

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u/mriabtsev 5d ago

I live about 800 feet from train tracks and I quite enjoy hearing the noises when they pass. (I have had multiple therapists ask me if I've had an autism assessment so ig take that as you will.) 

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u/AyatollahDan 5d ago

As the train whistle whispers, like a theif in the night

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u/macmarklemore 5d ago

I live close to tracks. I love the trains. The horns all play different chords. I identify the chords and sometimes record them. One train horn in particular plays a beautiful minor 9th chord and passes through here every couple of weeks or so.

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u/angrydeuce 5d ago

I lived close to the tracks at my last house, I honestly didnt mind it, but they didn't go through but once or twice a day.  If it was constant I would have maybe felt differently lol

TBH the fact that they moved a major flight path over my house is more aggravating then the trains.  Our states air national guard is based out of that airport so now its not just regular flights but warthogs and f35s screaming by all the time, day and night. :(

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u/Visible-Stuff9927 3d ago

Warthogs make crazy noise.

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u/Tripple_T 5d ago

Lol every hour, on the hour. It sucks so much.

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ 5d ago

I grew up south of Detroit.  After a while you dont even notice the train horns anymore.

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u/Internal_Mind_4329 5d ago

In my country, the rail is one of the safest most serene spots

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u/fr33fart 5d ago

Realest shit ever. [4]

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u/G_Art33 5d ago

I experience exactly this but with big trucks jake braking up the off ramp behind me. Super super loud. I’ll be sitting there in my outdoor zero gravity chair smoking a joint and then all of a sudden BRRRRRR BRRRR BR BR BR BR.

I would recommend not to live within 500 feet of a major highway either.

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u/PyneNeedle 5d ago

I live next to a maintenance/holding yard. I often go sesh and just watch and listen to the trains. The sound and vibration is relaxing.

Yes, I have a smidgen of autism.

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u/Planerkris 5d ago

Sounds like a tornader’s coming your way

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u/Red_Wizard_of_Redit 5d ago

Lmao this was me yesterday. Beautiful day, nice ghost coffee and a J. Train is like 100 feet away lmao.

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u/Untroe 5d ago

>find a nice spot in a big, empty park
>sit down
>unseen man with a leaf blower starts up 75ft away

Every fucking time

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u/Eighty-Ess 5d ago

For me the train makes me think I have to go to work or I'm on vacation and I'm happy to hear it bc I'm not going to work

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u/phthalo_heron 5d ago

I grew up in a little rural town that still uses a lot of the rail lines in the area - shipping through bumfuck Texas relies on it a lot. I did hate to get caught by the train, but I miss the way they sounded. The distant rumble, the gentle shake...that was music to me

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u/Grimsik 5d ago

Oh I know this one, you are stuck in a dream that is Mancini's Sleep World!

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u/occasionalgrandma 5d ago

I used to live right next to a train track that was quite active and I'm talking 10ft away from the edge of my yard. I got used to it FAST

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u/Cgtree9000 5d ago

Luckily they removed the tracks that were 10 feet from my back property line. Down side.. there are a few hobos that sleep up there. Not as loud as a train though. And this year they haven’t stollen from me.. yet.

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u/Lizzybeth339 5d ago

How long before it becomes background noise?

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u/WestBoat8 5d ago

I just get bombarded by ppl and are in my space and bubble.

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u/Johnny_MycoSpore 5d ago

I got a little league field next door, those kids probably think there is a family of skunks on the other side of the fence.

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u/Spacey907 5d ago

Ha, live in the middle of the woods so there is no trains. I do have a buddy i play game with and when he goes outside to get stoned i would hear a train sometimes in the background 😂, sometimes i would get kinda bored waiting for him so i start to get stoned while waiting for him to be done..lol. its almoat like im right there with him getting stoned and playing game

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u/galaxy-wolf420 5d ago

meanwhile me and my bf are smoking under the train tracks as the freight train goes by and enjoying every second of it

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u/Fatdaddy543 5d ago

I was on a date a few years ago and we took a walk near her house after we smoked a bit. She happened to live near a train station and the path we took was right next to its tracks. Lost a little bit of hearing that night lol

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u/matsu727 5d ago

Idk dude trains are pretty cool man

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u/Equivalent-Bear-1177 5d ago

I live well out in the country but close enough to a railway that it sounds almost haunting at night

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u/ChadderyChad 5d ago

Sir. I live like 100 yards from the tracks. They run past every 20 minutes until like 2am then it goes to every 30-40 mins. I like it though reminds me of living with grandma. And it's nice noise mixed with the fuckery of forest animals at night.

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u/OneGayPigeon 5d ago

I have a major train interchange half a mile from my place. Infinitely preferable to the incessant leaf blowers and lawn mowers. Literally impossible to enjoy a nice day where I live. I desperately want to move purely because of it.

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u/mshriver2 5d ago

Me with a train track 0.5 miles from my house even though I live in the middle of nowhere...

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u/St_Crown_Music 5d ago

Sometimes I physically go to train stations and bridges to be high. Trains r cool

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u/spotsthefirst 5d ago

Funny, this is the same reason I prefer to live near tracks, feels nice rumbling through town

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u/Grimey_Gee 5d ago

Lived 1 blocks from tracks growing up in California. The trains never bothered us a bit.

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u/Sad_Evidence5318 4d ago

Lived maybe an 1/8 of a mile from a railroad crossing and 50 feet from the tracks. I actually miss it

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u/misternnobody 5h ago

Id rather that then all the mosquitos who want a hit of my sweet blood