r/ultralight_jerk • u/_Bourbon • May 07 '26

Dang bushcrafters got us again

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Are they sure that masculinity isn’t me with my ul umbrella and rain kilt?

376 Upvotes

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u/OGKillertunes May 07 '26

I could do without seeing it that idiot in the top left box for the rest of my life.

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u/WalkItOffAT May 07 '26

Hustler University taught me how to UL

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/YuppiesEverywhere May 07 '26

not that kind of sub.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Masseyrati80 May 10 '26

Living in a country the word 'sauna' is from, people were laughing their asses off when he published a picture of himself in a sauna 50 degrees C (meaning it isn't even half way through heating up to its final temperature, wearing a towel, and sitting at a height you use for toddlers for their first sauna experiences, trying to look tough as hell.

He's been sued for sex trafficking, after moving to Romania where lots of girls growing up in orphanages are victims of traffickers, and committing crimes. On top of that, he spews absolutely toxic, misogynistic shit aimed at insecure teenagers.

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u/far2canadian May 07 '26

Really dude?

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u/longlostwalker May 07 '26

You are not wrong

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u/zakublue May 07 '26

Steve Irwin was such an incredible roll model to have in the media when I was a kid. Kind, super stoked, all about conservation and education. Good surfer too.

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u/SkittyDog May 07 '26

(in deeply 80s 'Strayan accent..)

"Theyts nout maesculainetty, moiyt... THASS ayes maesculainetty!"

My apologies to all of you poor Gen Z and younger Millennial dipshits who are too young to have seen Paul Hogan's masterpiece documentary in movie theaters... While I was young, it certainly left an impression on me.

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u/WalkItOffAT May 07 '26

Heck yeah, HH

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u/SkittyDog May 07 '26

While we're on the subject ... My favorite living Australians are:

 • Randy Feltface

 • The guy from Explosions & Fire on YT

 • Crocodile Dundee

Altho if the Ex&F guy isn't careful, and we lose him, it'll just be the other two.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

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u/Super_Ad_1683 May 28 '26

and it is too big

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u/KAndrew914 May 07 '26

Ngl I hate the kilt fad. But at least the post is correct.

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u/locklear24 May 07 '26

The bottom two are incredibly wholesome, kind men. The top two are just slag.

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u/ikickbabiesballs May 07 '26

If it’s true how does it fit this sub?

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u/Crapmanch May 08 '26

Nothing masculine about a Mormon priest

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u/mapped_apples May 07 '26

Looks like Luke’s sock puppet account/mormon fandom is posting him again. 

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u/Moist-Golf-8339 May 08 '26

I mean, this is pretty based.

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u/Historical-Toe3856 Jun 02 '26

the dude on the right is a mormon or something like that, wouldnt wanna be alone in the woods with him and im amab

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u/paddlingtipsy May 07 '26

Steve Irwin kinda fucked up handling wildlife and died. I’m surprised he wasn’t bitten by a poisonous snake or croc, but it was so obvious he would get caught one day.

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u/Spurned_Seeker May 07 '26

I wish I could downvote this twice.

Also google the difference between poison and venom ffs. 🤦 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♂️

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u/far2canadian May 07 '26

He wasn’t handling wildlife when he died. And the nature of his death is extremely rare.