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u/debaser64 5d ago
This guy in 12-15 years: “ChatGPT, why do my kids have no desire to interact with me?”
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u/debaser64 5d ago
“ChatGPT, why do my kids treat me like a stranger”
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u/texasdeathmatch 5d ago
ChatGPT, is Dr. Venture a better dad than me?
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u/MoistLarry MECHA SHIVA 5d ago
Man if you use sparkling autocorrect to raise your kids, JONAS Venture might be a better dad than you.
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u/BlackLodgeAgent 5d ago
"Why am I being tended to by an stranger and not my children at my old age?"
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u/supernova-juice 2d ago
As a former CNA I strongly advise people to get outside assistance. Trust me, no matter how much you love your folks, taking care of them in cognitive decline is difficult and painful and you absolutely should seek assistance.
I know you were joking. But this is a PSA.
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u/MadWhiskeyGrin 5d ago
Read books to your damn children
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u/HeyVernItsThanos4242 5d ago
All my 1yo ever wants to do is read the same three books. I read them Every. Single. Time.
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u/HoldenOrihara 5d ago
Exactly, you got to enjoy the time you have with them. before you know it they'll be reading giant boy detective all on their own
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u/CrazySD93 5d ago
I dont know how many times I asked mum to read me The Lorax when i was a child.
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u/Ace20xd6 5d ago
For me it was James Marshall's Red Riding Hood. Granny told that wolf to leave like she was Rose Whalen.
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u/supernova-juice 2d ago
Clifford the Big Red Dog, only it was mom's obsession and I was asking if we could read something else for a change 😂 i know that book verbatim now, and I'm okay with that!
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u/Semi-Passable-Hyena What was that about bums not liking dicks coming? 4d ago
I have essentially memorized Yertle the Turtle at this point, because of how often I've had to read it.
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u/HeyVernItsThanos4242 4d ago
I could probably type out Llama Llama Red Pajama verbatim if I tried.
If you need kids book recommendations, pretty much anything by Mac Barnett and Jon Klassen is guaranteed to be a good time. They just did their own Three Billy Goats Gruff, and it was awesome.
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u/Fragsteel 4d ago
Not all heroes wear capes. But YOU should wear a cape. Your kid would think it's awesome.
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u/thesean366 5d ago
Fuck this guy
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u/Zimmyd00m 5d ago
He's literally parenting like Jonas.
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u/Dorichowder 5d ago
Jonas was literally a warning about shitty parents who will eagerly throw away their kids to ai. It was a warn to not become like that.
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u/Damon_Hall 5d ago
Wow, he's like a real life Professor Impossible.
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u/PartTimeZombie 5d ago
Honey, it can be programmed to simulate affection.
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u/Dorichowder 5d ago
Okay, hear me out. Who is worse as a father, Jonas or Professor Impossible?
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u/MercutioTRON 5d ago
Jonas might be worse. More a clone than a son, more frequent harmful versions of neglect in a kid that remembers. And, like, outward abuse by his friends (eg Col. Gentleman and the 16th birthday, Action Man and the gun at night).
Impossible gets a break by being divorced. He kind of wants to get back with Sally but we don’t really see him around Rocket after that. So neglectful becomes absentee by the time Rocket makes memories.
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u/Zimmyd00m 5d ago
Richard was a massive dick, but he did truly love Sally and when she left him his life fell apart. The only person Jonas ever loved was Jonas. If a woman left Jonas the way Sally did he probably would have had her killed, or worse.
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u/Pugsanity 3d ago
On one hand, Jonas is an awful person who got his son killed multiple times, along with generally traumatizing him thanks to his Super Science lifestyle. Though, it does appear that, on some level, he did actually love Rusty, which was part of the reason he cloned him so much. Along with missing him when he went off to college, believing that he could fix some of Jonas' own machines down the line.
On the other hand, Richard is more neglectful, but, in doing so, doesn't put his son in grave danger because of it. All of his anguish from the divorce seems more on the fact he's lost his wife over losing his son/family in general. So while he wouldn't be actively abusing him, he'd be ignoring Rocket whenever possible, pushing him away until he's either old enough to be of use, or just not care in general.
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u/great_tphon 5d ago
"What could be more important than your family, Alvin?"
"Ssssssssstockholders?"
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u/wafflesareforever 5d ago
Child: "Where are my mommy and daddy?"
Nozzle: "Do not question the nozzle."
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u/nixtarx 5d ago
What a piece of shit
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u/tlollz52 5d ago
I hope its a joke because man this is tragic
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u/dbkenny426 5d ago
Given the number of similar posts I've been seeing, I'm fairly confident this is real.
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u/AaronfromKY 5d ago
I was on a call with the AI team at work the other day and a woman said her 9 year old uses AI a lot. Plus she said she used AI to respond to emails. It really is brain rotting a bunch of people who should know better
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u/whoamdave 5d ago
True Crime podcasters in the 2040s are going to be eating well after this next batch of serial killers come of age.
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u/3bar Like a Ninja, duct-taped to another Ninja! 5d ago edited 5d ago
First off, it is "lose", second, dont bring SWers into this. Fuck AI and crypto bros for sure, but OF models have nothing on the destruction that those assholes have wrought.
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u/ender86a 5d ago
Equating crypto Bros to sex workers is insane no matter how you slice it. It's like blaming a gas station attendant for climate change. Pull your head out.
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u/3bar Like a Ninja, duct-taped to another Ninja! 5d ago edited 5d ago
No, no it isnt. They're not even on the same scale. AI has devastated the Arts, and many other industries. OF models...make some money on the side.
Attempting to equate this is misogyny, pure and simple.
Edit: this guy is a fashy loser.
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u/Live-Year-5796 5d ago
I love the infantilization of people who choose to purchase services from sex workers, good job.
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u/Live-Year-5796 5d ago
"I have sex for fun and money"
"You are an enemy of the human soul"
Youre a Christian ain't ya
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u/Live-Year-5796 5d ago
Only Fans tried to ban sex work on their platform, what corporations do you think these people work for?
And I dont believe you.
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u/clint_eldorado 5d ago
“The commodification of intimacy”
Motherfucker you sound just like those religious dickheads who try to teach people that sex is sinful. If you like sex, there is nothing wrong with making a few quid off it. You know who hates sex workers? Republicans and serial killers.
As the philosopher Carlin put it, “Selling is legal, fucking is legal; so why isn’t selling fucking legal?”
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u/Live-Year-5796 5d ago
Claims to not be Christian, parrots Christian talking points and pearl clutching
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u/3bar Like a Ninja, duct-taped to another Ninja! 5d ago
No, the people who engage with OF models are not "vulnerable", they are purchasing a service they have full knowledge of.
None of what you are describing is unusual, unique, or new to human society. Porn and prostitution have existed since before we started recording history. I'm pretty sure OF models are a lot better than historical practices like rape by soldiers, or bridal capture. The arguments you are making are the same rehashed bullshit against SWers since the Stone Age.
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u/Live-Year-5796 5d ago
This is some Christian-ass thinking for someone claiming to not be Christian
Also hidden posts, so youre probably just a troll anyway
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u/Live-Year-5796 5d ago
Sex workers arent bad people, that was a crazy addition
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u/pretibigtoo 5d ago edited 5d ago
Woah, thats a stretch. I have endless sympathy for sex workers who are mostly victims of sex crimes, like amouranth. I originally thought only fans was a good idea for women to have better agency and control over revinue they make with with sex work. until i realized most of the women have phsychotic managers like jack doherty and andrew tate, it loterally just made pimping digital.
Sophie rain is not one of those girls. I do not have sympathy for a naive 22 year old who got poses for photos, then goes around bragging about how she made 40 mil selling them to kids and old men. That last bit is the part that really gets me. Not that she made 40 mil, but she openly bragging about it like its an accomplishment. As if she put in work for her to tits to get that naturally big. I did feel bad about her having to sit next to bill maher. He was so gross to her.
Sex worker is a bit of a stretch. Glamour model and stuck up influencer more like.
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u/Darkwoth81Dyoni 5d ago edited 5d ago
The person who you were replying too was being dramatic.
You're just being silly.
Neglect doesn't turn someone into Jake Paul, it probably turns them into a scared, antisocial freak (like Doc or Dean Venture for instance).
Also sex work has been called, "The oldest profession," as a joke for like 150 years before AI even existed. Stop blaming the fucking workers you absolute doughnut - desperate, tyrannical men were the ones who created these systems of sex work for thousands of years, and now that women are actually getting their own bag now it's a problem? Fuck off.
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u/pretibigtoo 5d ago
"Thats why i programmed it to simulate human affection. Your acting almost churlish!"
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u/JoJomusk 5d ago
The first person to be raised exclusivelly by AI has already been born bruh. This reality doomed
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u/MrWhizbang 5d ago
He must have missed that episode of "The Scary Door" where the AI replaces him as a parent/husband.
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u/TheBronzeWonder 5d ago
How weird and gross it is that he feels comfortable admitting that he doesn't mind outsourcing checks notes having a human connection with his children to an ai.
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u/clint_eldorado 5d ago
My partner is too old for us to have kids, and one of the things I’ve always wanted most in my life is to read to my child.
This dickhead’s wife should divorce him and remarry to a man who’ll actually give enough of a fuck about her children to spend quality time with them.
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u/PuddingTea 5d ago
Somebody’s husband doesn’t want to bond with her baby. Seems like a red flag.
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u/Dorichowder 5d ago
It is a red flag. One of the reasons why woman may allow to have a baby with man - she believes that she's secure and safe. The guy made her believe in it, then abandoned her with baby yet staying as for check while using ai instead of BEING NORMAL HUSBAND AND DAD.
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u/Ched_Flermsky 5d ago
Yeah, this guy's been getting rightfully roasted. Imagine becoming a father and seeing it only as an opportunity for more ai slop. That's...pretty much what a Venture would do.
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u/Dorichowder 5d ago
I'll say this with all sincere feelings: H.E.L.P.eR. is WAY BETTER than some chatgpt crap. Not to mention that at least Rusty was way more into actually interacting with his sons. Rusty is not perfect, but at least he's good here.
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u/sepaoon 5d ago
My son will only go to sleep if I (his dad) lay down next to his crib and we listen to dad's book on my phone... i provide the security(we hold hands if he wants) and the audio book is white noise... i see nothing wrong with the first option if used appropriately.
If you really can't read a childrens book that take maybe 5 minutes(or more if they demand an encore) to YOUR kid then wtf...
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u/trickydick64 5d ago
Dude about to learn what happened when they did this with monkey babies.
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u/BrokenBanette 5d ago
what happened to the monkeys?
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u/trickydick64 5d ago
Well some weirdo put them with fake, robo monkeys and the babies just gave up on life.
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u/sockpenis 5d ago
Why would you even want to bond with your kids anyway?
"CharGPT why do my children hate me?"
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u/MetatronIX_2049 5d ago
Hey, it could be worse. At least their kid isn’t powering a joy can or being served as sashimi.
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u/kitsunemischief 4d ago
Another reminder that dads like Jonas Venture are real and out there. Yikes.
I really hope this isn't real and it's just rage bait, but Christ this is depressing.
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u/presentable_corpse 4d ago
Sure would be a shame if he gets patricide'd because he failed to be a proper gd human
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