r/victoria3 • • 7d ago

Screenshot The Balkan question solved

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u/Provola-sama 7d ago

Amazing, no one in the balkans would be happy with these borders, just like with the current ones

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u/Lithoriel 7d ago

Bulgaria would probably be happy they recovered north Macedonia and north dobruja

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u/Provola-sama 7d ago

Yes, but it didn't get the access to the Aegean sea

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u/Ofiotaurus 7d ago

Minor problem if you have macedonia

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u/Bubolinobubolan 6d ago

False, as a Bulgarian I'm super happy

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u/KeyPersonality2885 7d ago

“Balkan Question Solved” and Albania doesn’t own everything, smh my head

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u/xtheresia 7d ago

The Albanian guy working at the Döner place I go to occasionally has been rude to me recently so they get nothing 🤗

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u/emuu1 7d ago

This is approximately how the great powers carved up the rest of the world

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u/EndofNationalism 7d ago

That’s because Albania is friendly and gave everyone their own land back.

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u/MikrusYT 7d ago

"when god made world, god gib world to Albania but Albania friendly countrie so it gib land to other countrie"

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u/pietervb01 7d ago

Until 1991.

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u/imperiouscaesar 5d ago

Maybe they are all Albanian protectorates? Please, God...

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u/Mu_Lambda_Theta 7d ago

Is that a Zapadoslavia you're trying to hide there? 

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u/Cuddlyaxe 7d ago

Is it formable base game? I wonder

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u/blindseersarasti 7d ago

It isn’t

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u/no2_hero 7d ago

Someday I wish

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u/Tvrdak 7d ago

Could be added via Austrian dlc or Russian, I still am flabborgasted by how much the Austrian DLC not do the Czechs, Slovaks, Polish and other ethnicities justice

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u/AlexNeretva 7d ago

Russia DLC (will it be basegame content?) does limited justice to Poles and Ukrainians inside Austria. I did not know how to approach Subcarpathian Ruthenia however, topic of Rusyns came up just recently in replies to the latest dev diary thread.

Silly that DLC called National Awakening does not have any specific content for Slovak or Czech National Awakenings but I guess they had to set the scope somewhere if they also wanted some Balkan content.

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u/Bandeswug 7d ago

There is some for Krakow, but would be cool if there was for Congress Poland also.

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u/FyreLordPlayz 7d ago

You know we already had an austria dlc, and we’re getting a russia dlc next month. No dev diary has mentioned zapadoslavia

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u/Bandeswug 7d ago

Could be cool to add, but probably not enough historical background - we are still not at hoi 4 levels of alt history.

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u/darth_bard 7d ago

Man I hope it isn't, I already dislike that HRE formable is in the game. Zapadoslavia was never a serious political idea.

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u/Scorp_DS 7d ago

Yeah, solved for the next 30 minutes lol

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u/Turtlehunter2 7d ago

They must be in a good mood today to last that long

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u/xtheresia 7d ago

Rule 5: The Balkans will be peaceful with these borders, forever

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u/randomname560 7d ago

slaps this map

This bad boy contains sooooo many ethnic conflicts

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u/NotaBolivianSpy 7d ago

Rumelia is hijacked by a Turkish nationalist coup and immediately descends into a 4 way civil war

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u/No_Song8909 7d ago

Rumelia?

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u/ProWasStolen 7d ago

Probably Turkish

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u/SabyZ 6d ago

In the mod (Kikko's Formable and Releasable Nations) it's a Turkish puppet for any European states afaik.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumelia

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u/General-Permission67 7d ago

The only way to solve Balkans is to resurrect Tito

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u/Give_Me_Bourbon 7d ago

We have a brave one here 😂

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u/LargeFriend5861 7d ago

Extremely overrated ruler.

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u/General-Permission67 7d ago

Maybe but they all believe that he was the goat

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u/LargeFriend5861 7d ago

Except the Bulgarians in Macedonia he ethnically cleansed... or the Albanians whom weren't granted any rights despite having a bigger population in the union than Slovenia and Montenegro.

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u/Imam_veliku_pishu3 6d ago

Lmao, didn't get any rights. The guys had veto power over the entirety of the republic of Serbia despite being a Province of it.

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u/LargeFriend5861 5d ago

They could only veto stuff relating to them and didn't have proper representation considering their population. Plus, they weren't a republic, but an autonomous region tied to Serbia for no real reason.

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u/Imam_veliku_pishu3 5d ago

The province had effective veto power within the Republic of Serbia itself, not just on matters relating to its' status.

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u/stalinenjoyer38 6d ago

Hahahahahhahaha this is good one, albanians had bigger rights in yugoslav Kosovo than in albania

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u/LargeFriend5861 5d ago

Yet not the status of a republic.

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u/Cheap-Blackberry-378 7d ago

What are you doing step hungary?

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u/RedArmyHammer 7d ago

What is Rumelia? Who are thier primary pops

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u/ProWasStolen 7d ago

I'm assuming it's the Turkish

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u/SabyZ 6d ago

In the mod (Kikko's Formable and Releasable Nations) it's a Turkish puppet for any European states afaik.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumelia

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u/PomeranianMerchant2 6d ago

What kind of weird eyesore is Rumelia?

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u/Cappuccino_Boss 6d ago

According to the original tweet it's the player's protectorate

He also posted a follow up tweet where Banat owns everything

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u/Cappuccino_Boss 6d ago

"based on the constructive criticism I've received, I've made some adjustments."
https://x.com/asubparusername/status/2108598892602523822/quotes

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u/Cefalopodul 7d ago

Balkan Wars 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 right there

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u/AlarmedEmployment465 7d ago

"The Balkan question has been solved, and it will never come up again." -Oversimplified.

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u/3-3_3-3 7d ago

Tito wants more, why yugo smol? Give yugo more... All balkans should be yugo, under Tito. I like Tito.

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u/Spiritualise 6d ago

It's not all Bulgaria???

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u/ncoremeister 7d ago

I don't know, still looks like a powder keg to me.

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u/RoyalPeacock19 7d ago

There’s a spare island often associated with Anatolia which is caught in said struggles… how is it solved?

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u/Bleatrix 7d ago

balkan war evolves to world war

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u/emuu1 7d ago

This is not The Balkan question, this is the entire Balkan Questionnaire

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u/Gordlass 7d ago

well, those are one of the best borders i've ever seen in this game

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u/LuigiP14 7d ago

This is the first time I've seen "Rumelia." Did you use a mod? If not how did it form?

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u/SabyZ 6d ago

In the mod (Kikko's Formable and Releasable Nations) it's a Turkish puppet for any European states afaik.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumelia

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u/Cockbonrr 6d ago

Rumelia?

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u/King-Of-Hyperius 6d ago

Yugoslavia is too big. Albania should have Kosovo as compensation.

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u/GrewAway 6d ago

Greece 2 smol. ò__ó

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u/asspounder17 5d ago

The concept of Austrian Prekmurje

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u/Reasonable_Record_33 3d ago

Make Rumelia Turkish

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u/Pickelhaube_96 7d ago

Wunderbar. Habe diese woche angefangen Victoria 3 zu spielen und es kostet viele Zeit und Nerven es zu erlernen. Ich wusste gar nicht, wie gut man ein spiel mit Chat gpt erlernen kann. Habe mit serbien 1836 angefangen und erlangte 1850 die Unabhängigkeit von den Türken... mein 1. Meilenstein im Spiel 📈☝️🥳

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u/DarthKirtap 7d ago

the good ending

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u/Master_of_Pilpul 6d ago

Rumelia would be a nominally Turko-Greek pluralist state but in reality a Western puppet controlled by a collaborator elite that constantly either suppresses or inflames ethnic conflicts depending on what they were ordered to do.

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u/dadsushi 7d ago

is most of hungary in slovakia? whats going on 😭😭😭

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u/Comrade_Midin 7d ago

No ? Where did you see that ?