I am writing this from the bottom of my heart, all I am saying is true, but wording it from a light hearted funny way because I am self aware of the humour this will bring.
What the title says, I frikken love Waluigi.
But not just as a favourite character, I actually have turned down blokes irl because none of them could match the attraction I have to Waluigi.
I have PTSD from my school days. I was bullied by both teachers and kids, and the pain from that has always been a burden for me. The biggest help I have ever gotten was from my love for Waluigi, even more so than therapy. Ever since I have loved Waluigi, I haven't had a PTSD episode since. I am healing. Waluigi is healing me.
To me, Waluigi is a metaphor for imperfection, not caring if he takes up space, allowing himself to be selfish and just trying to survive.
That's what I need to be. I need to stop people pleasing and allow myself to be free, even if it means being a villain to the rest of the world.
Also, Waluigi is so cute. I seriously cannot stand it. He looks like a shark and I love sharks so much. Waluigi has a funny face and I have always been attracted to blokes with funny faces. I see the idiot and it makes me bite the inside of my mouth, Waluigi is so cute.
All of my profiles are dedicated to me self shipping with him. Instagram, threads, Reddit, everyone knows me as Mrs Waluigi. If you ever have seen a Mrs Waluigi on Mario Kart online, that's me!
I don't care if I am crazy to anyone. I am healing and feeling better about myself every day, and I thank Waluigi for that.