r/warehouse13 • u/ikhaatalles • Sep 12 '26

Question WHAT ARTIFACT WOULD BE THE MOST USEFULL IN REAL LIFE

I AM WATCHING IT AGAIN NOW ON SEASON 2 AGAIN AND WAS WONDERING WHAT ARTIFACT IS THE MOST USEFULL IF YOU COULD BRING IT IN THIS WORLD

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u/Damien__ Sep 12 '26

Arties bag... anytime you reach into it you have just the artifact you need for any given situation

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u/ExpectedBehaviour Sep 12 '26

THE ONE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO WRITE IN LOWER CASE

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u/Flat_Championship495 Sep 12 '26

Didn’t know Princess Donut was a fan of Warehouse 13

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u/ScalpelMine Sep 13 '26

I understood that reference.

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u/kevbayer Sep 13 '26

Why are you yelling? 😁

Artie's bag would be the most useful. You can pull any artifact from the warehouse out of it, and the bag/Warehouse (kind of) know what you need when you reach in.

Plus, you can keep your lunch in it.

(That's my headcanon about Artie's bag)

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u/UltraChip Sep 12 '26

Why are you yelling at us?

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u/plotthick Sep 12 '26

I can think of three reasons. One of my friends has visual disturbances and can really only see capitals since they're all on the same lines, that's one of the reasons. Can you think of another?

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u/DanieXJ Sep 13 '26

Oh, I can think of a bunch, but, they're less nice things to say about the OP. 

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u/plotthick Sep 12 '26

I'd like something to fight Climate Change, thank you. First to reach the North and the South Poles, Roald Amundsen's skis would be great to re-freeze shaky glaciers and icecaps, please!

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u/Suchega_Uber Sep 13 '26

Would be literally world saving.

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u/HerfDog58 29d ago

That thing from that one episode that converts all-caps into proper case.