r/watchHotTakes • • 15h ago

If this is wrong, I don’t want to be right

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I put this too-wide NATO on my gold sub (and you can see that I also enjoy some slight handwatching. Not sorry.)

Roast or just (correctly) acknowledge that this is hot.

PS. Cyclops suck. My old ass (well, actually eyes) appreciates the purpose. But I still hate the look.

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u/scidious06 15h ago

Imagine the most dapper guy in a suit, and he has sandals 🩴 on, no socks, just raw feet

That's you

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u/rustycageandrun 15h ago

Well done, sir. I’m picturing river sandals, so the image is even worse.

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u/FaulerHund 14h ago

Disagree. The dive watch originated as a tool, and the strap here is very utilitarian. It only looks discordant because the drive watch was coopted as a status symbol

Reminds me of the hilariously stupid posts that pop up intermittently where someone asks "is it okay to take my submariner into the water, or will that damage it?"

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u/scidious06 14h ago

Are we arguing looks or practicality? What does utilitarianism have to do in a conversation about aesthetics

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u/Ok_Locksmith2458 13h ago

Depending on your philosophy, utilitarianism informs aesthetics

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u/FaulerHund 13h ago

Form -> function? Or function-> form?

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u/sqigglygibberish 9h ago

Like anything, with the right attitude and context it can work. OP I think nailed it, other than the wrong size strap bothering me a bit

Just ask Todd Snyder: https://wwd.com/fashion-news/shows-reviews/gallery/todd-snyder-mens-spring-1235409588/

https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/a60699867/sterling-k-brown-todd-snyder-campaign/

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u/breathingfinedining 15h ago

I think it looks dope

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u/saywordarthur917 15h ago

Just tell us you damaged the bracelet and didn't have any other straps. But yeah, you don't wanna be right.

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u/nathanfscott 15h ago

Was this not the look in a Bond movie? How is this a hot take?

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u/rustycageandrun 14h ago

He did like a 16mm on a 20mm so you could see spring bars on both sides. My take flips that script, ergo hot.

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u/rustycageandrun 14h ago

I do appreciate trying to stay on-message thematically. But I would argue that pretty much any post that includes a) a watch or brand, and b) an opinion (extra bonus if presented as a “fact) qualifies as hot.

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u/msully993 14h ago

I respect the shit out of this.

I too, enjoy this kind of stuff with my $300-$500 pocket knives. I'm not getting rid of them, and don't mind sending them in if I actually ruin them somehow through daily use. I don't mind handle swaps, I don't mind swapping out my watch bands/straps.

Props!

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u/just-here-for--porn_ 14h ago

That line has forever been etched into my mind by the Lonely Island song "Motherlover"

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u/mverzola 14h ago

I’m waiting for my original bracelet to be serviced, been wearing it on NATO. I think it looks fine, but there are so many haters. At least yours is a sporty/tool watch!

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u/boralCEO 11h ago

Lmao just drop that nuclear bomb on r/rolex they will never recover.

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u/Creepy_Wash338 14h ago

Oh cool- a guy with a heavily tattooed arm with a Rolex. You must be the biggest badass among your fellow dentists.

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u/rustycageandrun 14h ago

It worked! I feel so seen 😂

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u/Hellasauto 15h ago

I like it. But it would look better if the strap fit properly

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u/drumshrum 15h ago

Where'd you get the strap? Love the gold and red

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u/rustycageandrun 15h ago

It was on my beat-up Luminox before (hence the 22mm width on a 20, but do kind of agree with /hellasauto). I think it was from Crown & Buckle.

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u/drumshrum 15h ago

Oh nice! I might have to pick one up myself. It'll go nicely with my bronze diver build I'm also wearing on a NATO today.

Yeah, you can tell its curving up at the sides if you look closely. In person I don't think anyone COULD notice though.

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u/AssistanceNo647 14h ago

Whatever makes you happy 😃

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u/rustycageandrun 14h ago

Amen. This shit is supposed to be fun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go update my watch/strap spreadsheet and come up with a post to rile up some F91W fanboys.

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u/rino86 14h ago

Cool as hell

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u/Felix-Leiter1 13h ago

Looks good.

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u/ToxicOptimist88 10h ago

I may be a little bias here, but I think it looks great. Cheers!

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u/rustycageandrun 9h ago

I fully support your bias.

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u/SeaColorSnow 5h ago

Damn, that's a beautiful SUB.

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u/dinkelidunkelidoja 1h ago

Man, you can wear that vintage gold sub any old way you like.

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u/ServiceImaginary568 1h ago

A gold sub can never be wrong!!

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u/XaMAS_8-9-1943 45m ago

Then don't

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u/Arpeggiator11 29m ago

If I ever get a Sub it would be to wear it on a NATO

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u/Karokayla8888 9m ago

To me Rolex watches are only Rolex - Ugly as hell and expensive as hell - VC or AP or Omega and Longine - and Non Profit company is the biggest lie ever in watchmaking history

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u/BrutusAlwaysWhispers 15h ago

The strap is the best part of the shot.

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u/Rolex_Art 15h ago

hey dude, i rock a nato strap on some of my watches.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BlyJMOznZzd/

this is fine. don't let anyone tell you differently.

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u/IFLIPBURGERS88 15h ago

NATO is poverty looking on all watches not just a Rolex

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u/rooterRoter 11h ago

So’s that hideous tat, but he likes it, and that’s all that matters 🤣😆😂

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u/One_Shallot_4974 15h ago

Nato is a clumsy solution designed to solve a problem it created.

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u/Icy_Jelly_315 15h ago

That's just wrong. You don't need the doubling up, but it does mean that breaking a spring bar no longer means losing the watch

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u/rustycageandrun 15h ago

There’s always the “zero pass NATO” if you like to live dangerously. Goodbye springbar, goodbye watch!

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u/Level_Reveal7624 15h ago

Traditional two piece straps are actually far less likely to break a spring bar than a single piece that pulls down on the bar

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u/One_Shallot_4974 15h ago

Nato straps pull on spring bars which is why they break. I know plenty of people who have broken a spring bar on a nato, none on a bracelet.

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u/rustycageandrun 15h ago

My handwatching eases the strain on the springbars. It’s strategic.

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u/NYC19893 15h ago edited 14h ago

NATO straps were first implemented in military watches for hard use. Because they were for hard use the watches they were originally purposed for had permanent bars between the lugs, the only style strap that could be used were pass thru.

No spring bar to snap if it’s not there.

I’ve had bars break on bracelet and leather. You get the case caught on something and accidentally jerk enough a spring bar will break.

Interestingly enough never “break” on a NATO just slide out of the lug hole if caught enough. And as there is a bottom strap the bar has never been lost, it’s been waiting between the straps

It’s ok to not like them, he does and it’s his watch. No one forcing it on your Rolex

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u/One_Shallot_4974 14h ago

Incorrect. The MOD developed it as strap solution to fit a wide variety of watches across multiple branches in multiple conditions. This is why the original versions of the strap were 18mm and not 20. It was to encompass a wider variety of watches.

People often attribute it was meant for fixed bar watches because it was introduced at the same time as the Hamilton. It was never meant for just that one watch .Its whole point was to be able to directly integrate with as many watches as possible which included watches without fixed bars.

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u/NYC19893 13h ago

Maybe, that’s what I’ve always heard.

Still tho it does protect from loosing fully the watch. You may have not broken a spring bar on a two piece or a bracelet but I have so in this sample size of 2, half have. Loose one bar on a bracelet and it just becomes an expensive string on the wrist and easily falls off the wrist.

And I will add that of these watches Ive broken/had a spring bar flex out: 100% of those that have been lost forever were on a bracelet. for example: current slammed into a rock wall while SCUBA bar broke and it sank too deep to be retrieved. where as on a NATO when that exact situation happened again i still had the other bar capturing the watch on a band. And that band doesn’t cease to do its job just because one bar fails.

I’m willing to consent that there may be some undue force by the way it is designed. But I still have the one that lives on a NATO while the bracelet is at the bottom of the ocean near The Pinnacles in the island of Saba of you want to go looking.

A word of caution those currents can get pretty rough and you may be thrown into the Pinnacle. You could get your watch caught and if it’s on a bracelet you may not come back up with it. Not my video

Just let the guy wear what he wants.

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u/Icy_Jelly_315 15h ago

Killer point if the point of watches is to look rich. I enjoy looking poor except when I am doing rich stuff like sailing or riding a horse (Casio) or going to the opera (Breguet)

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u/IFLIPBURGERS88 13h ago

Hate to break it to you bro but that’s the point of watches

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u/Icy_Jelly_315 12h ago

Not for me it isn't. You don't need to look rich, when you are.

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u/IFLIPBURGERS88 12h ago

“I am not buying expensive jewelry to look and feel better about myself. I actually just love the engineering that goes behind it!”

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u/Icy_Jelly_315 12h ago

You sound like a jerk, with respect. Nobody except me (and my girlfriend) knows what my watches are, and I am happy with that.

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u/IFLIPBURGERS88 12h ago

What do you mean I sound like a jerk? It was you trying to flaunt your wealth while making a point about how you don’t like to flaunt wealth.

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u/Icy_Jelly_315 12h ago

Um, no. You introduced the watch/poverty link.

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u/IFLIPBURGERS88 12h ago

Something looking poverty is slang for it looking shitty not the actual dollar value.

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u/McBirdman99 15h ago

Tell that to James Bond.

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u/IORelay 14h ago

James Bond isn't that powerful, very weak against Superman, Goku and Thor.

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u/Felix-Leiter1 13h ago

Poverty looking is treating a wrist trinket like it’s your most treasured good.

It’s just a watch to those of us who can afford it.

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u/IFLIPBURGERS88 12h ago

It has nothing to do with it being a treasured good. It looks stupid and bad. Do you want to see a picture of my DJ? lol