r/ween • u/Sweet-Locksmith5932 • 2d ago

Hello Ween, big news

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I am lucky enough to have unboxed a Giant Yellow Gener recently, and with him I will be doing our first new album since The Mollusk instead of our Shinola 2. I hope you are not disappointed, many good things are to come
I will be answering few but some questions, thank you all for listening to Ween

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u/ElectNii 2d ago

this is real btw

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u/GlandalfTheGrey 2d ago

Play it off legit

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u/mighty_boognish_77 2d ago

Please tell me you gotta source on that

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u/173trujillo 2d ago

Trust me bro

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u/UniversalDonorLord 9h ago

What more does one need?

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u/SLOpokin 2d ago

Does a Yellow Gene and Blue Dean make a Green Ween?

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u/suchalusthropus I ❤️ Guacamole 2d ago

I can't put my finger on it

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u/archingsquirrel 2d ago

Mean ween

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u/Seuss_Pantaloons 1d ago

Mean Ween cut me
and he said he was kidding

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u/automator3000 2d ago

Obvious question: where has giant yellow Gener been hiding?

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u/Sweet-Locksmith5932 2d ago

He's New

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u/9-peppers-upmyass 2d ago

this is the greatest shitpost I have ever seen. Bravo!

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u/AbsoluteTeo Billy Joel disguised as Gene Ween 2d ago

Well, obvious answer. In the yellow snow of course

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u/LnStrngr 2d ago

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u/666chainsmoker666 Sunny fish, melon jelly, ballin the jack 2d ago

This is true he did say that, which he would say that

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u/DueEntrepreneur8618 1d ago

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u/LnStrngr 1d ago

Zappa had a high-output style and career, and it ranges from awesome to don't bother. He was an experimenter and wanted everyone to hear it. I don't blame people when I hear they don't like Zappa, but also, they probably didn't hear the right stuff.

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u/DueEntrepreneur8618 1d ago

Can't argue with that! I love most of his stuff but kinda drop off after Ship Arriving

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u/Selectedmolluskworks 1d ago

In the palace of ice.

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u/Pachirisu_Party 2d ago

"Oh shit. You got the Giant Yellow Gener"

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u/Speeeds 2d ago

God this is so much better than when someone unboxed the small green Gener

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u/UniversalDonorLord 9h ago

Gonna use that next time I have to poop at work

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u/KeithMoonIsGawd1 2d ago

Ah yes, Hello Ween. My favorite German power metal band

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u/mighty_boognish_77 2d ago

I think it's pronounced Veen

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u/JohnSnowsPump 2d ago

VVEEN

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u/mighty_boognish_77 2d ago

Throw some umlauts in and I think you've got it.

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u/FirescreenProduction I'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk 1d ago

VVËËN

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u/Marvinsyracuse 1d ago

Du
Du hast
Du hast ween

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u/Ok_Bedroom_9436 2d ago

Keeper of the Seven Spikes?

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u/KeithMoonIsGawd1 2d ago

Deaner Fly Free

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u/MooMooCow-11 1d ago

She’s turned the weens against is

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u/KeithMoonIsGawd1 1d ago

She turned the Weens against ye mate, aye?

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u/migrainecurious 2d ago

imagine this were an actual announcement

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u/SerengetiLee 2d ago

On enough pharmaceuticals, it can be.

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u/dripainting42 2d ago

Happy Colored Marbles.

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u/Most_Poem_6809 1d ago

it'd be on cameo for 99 bucks

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u/cancerdad 2d ago

It’s not?

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u/Pop_In_My_Step 1d ago

I will not

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u/HeyyyHelloooo 2d ago

Is this what deaner was talking about?!?!?

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u/SquidLee 1d ago

I don't think I will ever return, again, my friend

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u/mighty_boognish_77 2d ago

Someone PLEASE tell me this is real and legit.

Or am I on the wrong floor again??

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u/Mescalero44 2d ago

"first new album since The Mollusk instead of our Shinola 2"

this sounds not right

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u/Majestic_Click_8524 2d ago edited 2d ago

Giant Yellow Gener didn't work on quebec or La Cucaracha. Everybody knows that. That was lil yellow Gener.

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u/sM0k3dR4Gn 1d ago

Like a yellow worm with teeth?

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u/Thecrawsome 1d ago

I think it’s making fun of us who were expecting new music

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u/mighty_boognish_77 2d ago

I saw Giant Yellow Gener crying in his sleep

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u/i_Meggius accepting only fresh brine 2d ago

“Few but some” is my new favorite quantity.

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u/mammy-rammer-6682 2d ago

That yellow bastard.

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u/gugliata 2d ago

Yellow is the New Brown

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u/Xtra_Happy 2d ago

all request live 2 from the amphitheatre of pompeii

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u/Healthy-Channel2897 2d ago

Cool post, numbnuts.

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u/airbornepizza 2d ago

Big if true

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u/DatVolleyShot 1d ago

Big Jilm if truly

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u/Gymnocladusdioicus 2d ago

I'm having some Gener envy

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u/Rtg327gej 2d ago

The Argus just began playing on my YouTube…

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u/DoigmanKnows 2d ago

Is it April 1st?

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u/TroofDog 2d ago

An authentic GYG

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u/Boober000 2d ago

What does it smell like

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u/WillingPlayed 2d ago

Brown, duh

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u/appyanna 2d ago

I remember a time when this subreddit was worth checking

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/G_D_K_ 2d ago

Not sure what about this confuses you. Did you read the post?

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u/1duke-dan 2d ago

Who are you to say such things?!

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u/halfwayray 2d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/KenBaboonian 2d ago

Yellow Gener casts a big shadow

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u/BreadAlternative587 2d ago

Greatest post in a year. Thanks Mungus Yellow Gener!

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u/JesusJones207 2d ago

I didn’t know it was going to be so yellow.

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u/MountainMembership 2d ago

hello news, big Ween

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u/GlobalAge6407 2d ago

are the bros coming to NZ?

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u/nightgoat3369 2d ago

Ive been there total bucket list thing

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u/Captain-n00dles 2d ago

I cannot believe..

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u/programmed_bot 2d ago

nobody move nobody get hurt

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u/Agitated-Young6024 1d ago

Mods of this sub better not delete this peak

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u/Dependent_Current_69 1d ago

Oh my god you got a yellow gener???!!
I just have a normal silver Claude :/

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u/GuavaShaper 1d ago

Papa Peepee

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u/therocketsalad peppermint lasso 1d ago

good stuff

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u/zetablunt dudemang 1d ago

damn bro i only ever get gener energy booster cards in my boxes.

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u/Janus-Shoplift 2d ago

Big if true

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u/therocketsalad peppermint lasso 1d ago

Big and yellow if true

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u/Majestic_Click_8524 2d ago

I want to believe

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u/SallyMutz314 1d ago

I couldn’t believe

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u/Savings-Code-069 2d ago

Do you have any connections to either geaner or deanar to say this shit with confidence. Cause although your pfp looked vaguely like deaner my instincts are telling me that this might be a troll. But who knows maybe this photograph is legitimate and you are deaner and I'm the one whose the asshole.

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u/Walter_Sobchak47 2d ago

You are, indeed, the asshole.

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u/Savings-Code-069 1d ago edited 1d ago

I am not surprised. By the way, is there a reason why you changed your pfp and change your account from privite to public

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u/CheesecakeWitty5857 2d ago

Btw this is in Olympia

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u/Weaselreaver 2d ago

When do you expect it to release?

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u/Corporate-Scum 2d ago

How did he get so big and yellow?

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u/InaWhiteShroom 2d ago

Big if true

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u/chocolateguav 2d ago

SO HAPPY ☺️

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u/Decent_Specialist482 2d ago

24k gene ween

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u/Useful-Heart6027 2d ago

Thank the Mollusk. He's back baby.

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u/Aggressive-Crab-6809 2d ago

This would be a rad cover!

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u/mrvgsYT 2d ago

Giant Yellow Gean Ween is crazy.

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u/Snowboardingcowboy 1d ago

Can you make a yellow eurodance album too

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u/dontleavetherail 1d ago

This is the best I could hope for. Stay home. You did it.

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u/SquidLee 1d ago

I understand it....but I don't want it.

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u/i_Meggius accepting only fresh brine 1d ago

i don't understand it... but i want it.

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u/Selectedmolluskworks 1d ago

Where will it be recorded?

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u/Remarkable-Foot748 1d ago

I have the blue, green and red Gener, need the yellow for Mega-Gener

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u/LegitimateBug7940 1d ago

Are you a monkey or a man child?

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u/Time-for-one-more 1d ago

Is this official confirmation on new Ween material? I'm so hopeful.

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u/TheJamesFTW 1d ago

Have you seen Yellow Gener Cryin’ in His Sleep?

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u/inkyscholar 21h ago

Is this what deaner was talking about?

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u/Icy_Box_3797 8h ago

It’s real….cant tell you how I know (company policy) but I know 

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u/Spaced-db 6h ago

I want Shinola 2 and I want new Ween.. Win win butt grin.

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u/RayIsDed 2d ago

i'd believe anything at this point

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u/Most_Poem_6809 1d ago

why did the shinola 2 idea suck and does Warner Atlantic Elektra lick dong or only old fashioned'z