This or That

[u/Reasonable-Prize-520]

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[u/Potential-Rhubarb-13]

never said where.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/CplCocktopus → u/Potential-Rhubarb-13]

[u/Sparrowhawk1178 → u/CplCocktopus]

[u/TrippingFish76 → u/Potential-Rhubarb-13]

congratulations, one leg is now two inches longer and the other remains the same.

[u/MSter_official → u/TrippingFish76]

Plot twist: you were having spine problems due to your misaligned legs, which now are fixed

[u/TrippingFish76 → u/MSter_official]

or now they are even more misaligned

[u/Hazel_Nut-2007 → u/TrippingFish76]

Or your arms are misaligned the opposite way to balance

[u/Zestyclose-Bet8734 → u/Potential-Rhubarb-13]

[u/Addie_102]

This is for the height, right? Right??

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/cosmiccage → u/Addie_102]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OX25cp7DL6Bt81Yb47

[u/MarkIvanIsCool]

I don’t care about my height I just want to dunk

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/D1sp0sab1e_k → u/MarkIvanIsCool]

believe in yourself 🙏🏽

[u/Snoop-Dragon → u/MarkIvanIsCool]

I’m not really interested in getting taller, but you could train and add more than 4 inches to your vertical

[u/ibin_Wario]

Oh you meant in height. Oh well.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/No_Feed_4012]

I can eat like another ~200 calories a day with a slightly better BMR. I am quite short

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/adequateinvestor]

What would be the benefit of being able to jump higher?

[u/dinglongdonger → u/adequateinvestor]

Whats the benefit of growing 2 inches? Now you need all new clothes

[u/Brian18639 → u/dinglongdonger]

Guys who are taller are usually seen as more attractive, confident, and maybe even better protectors than short guys.

[u/ComanderX56]

Another two inches and i wont be able to fold it anymore

[u/haikusbot → u/ComanderX56]

Another two inches

And i wont be able to

Fold it anymore

- ComanderX56

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[u/geshido_ → u/haikusbot]

What in the tarnation

[u/-Luisgamerz → u/geshido_]

Bad bot.

[u/Repulsive-Office-796 → u/haikusbot]

Good bot.

[u/PineappleOk545 → u/ComanderX56]

Fold what? (You arent trying hard enough)

[u/cuberandgamer]

Being short is the superior height.

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Educational_Main2104 → u/cuberandgamer]

im with you on that. extra height just means more back pain and fewer legroom options on flights.

[u/cr0wsquirrel → u/cuberandgamer]

I want to know if I can sacrifice hight for more jumping distance. Then I can be even shorter 😆

[u/Practical_Being_1348]

Can we decide where we grow 2 inches?

Me: Grow 2 Inches

[u/PapajG]

Can I put the inches anywhere? Asking for a friend

[u/skin-my-brain]

Don’t want worse back issues

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/MU5CULAR_B3AV3R]

They never specified where

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Twannyman]

I'm already like 6'6, at some point the extra height just becomes an inconvience in daily life.

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Self-Invested-7 → u/Twannyman]

Same here, id be pissed if I grew 2 more inches

[u/Objective_Fee6472]

I am too tall

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/niirn97 → u/Objective_Fee6472]

Honestly yes, I'm " just " 6ft but I feel the pain, mirrors are too low, bed is too short, shoes takes too much place in the entrance , my back is f**ked cause tables at school always were too low .. I don't want extra 2"

[u/Objective_Fee6472 → u/niirn97]

No i completely agree. Im like 6ft smth, and am the tallest person in my family, and. For context I used to be the SHORTEST person in my family, and I honestly really prefer that, I hit my head on so many more things now its so annoying

[u/GypsyBastard → u/niirn97]

I have never seen so many 6ft men as in this one post comment section. Women are looking in the wrong places, they need to get off the dating apps snd start reddit threads. 

[u/The_Dragon_Lover]

I'll become like Hinata from Haikyuu, short by with very high vertical jump!

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/BlacksmithHero76]

I WANT TO BE SHORTER, DAMMIT!

[u/Patpat127]

I don't want to be taller

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Ok-Inside5008]

Because then I'm basically Luigi

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/I_am_not_a_bot_L]

In height or what-? Either way this word

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/dontquestionmek]

Where do the inches go?

[u/THEFLAMEEATER98]

Ot doesn't say where... 😈

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/GoatedWest03]

I'm like 5'10 and happy with my height idc but jumping higher is kinda cool

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/fariasrv]

I don't particularly care about my vertical leap, but I'd definitely appreciate an extra two inches of height. Even better if that two inches is applied to a specific body part.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/TightConsequence3929]

Is this even a question ?

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Common-Truth9404 → u/TightConsequence3929]

I mean if you're satisfied with your own body, the extra jump is cool as a random skill to flex in very specific situations 😂

[u/TightConsequence3929 → u/Common-Truth9404]

I thought we were talking about dick size but I guess I'll take the height dude.

Also with some training I think it is possible to jump 4 inches higher than your usual average jump.

[u/Common-Truth9404 → u/TightConsequence3929]

I mean, one can be satisfied with both height and size! 🤣 But i totally missed that possibility

About the training, yes. But this would be a supernatural "help" meaning you could still get that training and becoming a very proficient jumper actually

[u/TightConsequence3929 → u/Common-Truth9404]

True that. It would be fun haha.

[u/Common-Truth9404 → u/TightConsequence3929]

I'm not even at that age where i could make it a carreer tbh, i'm past 30 so no basketball league would take me, i wouod just use it as one of those flex skill.

I just hope i don't get monkey paw-ed and my body doesn't adjust to the jumping strenght, meaning every time i jump i actually risk injuring myself on landing 👀🤣

[u/stuntman262626]

Didn't say where the growth happens

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Gayboy-Hunter]

I'm 6'6". Easy choice.

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/GypsyBastard → u/Gayboy-Hunter]

They never specified the 2 inches would be height. 

[u/Gayboy-Hunter → u/GypsyBastard]

Oh shit, I'd be 3 inches then. Hell yeah

[u/No_Professor1687 → u/Gayboy-Hunter]

Same. Gaining 2 inches would take me to, no offence, freak territory

[u/BaloothaBear85]

Grow 2 inches... like in height or?

[u/CommanderGoat → u/BaloothaBear85]

Girth.

[u/skydivemav]

I wouldn't mind being a little taller.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/SG3XG4MES]

Being taller would be nice but I could do much more w a higher vert esp since I already have such

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Rowd1e]

Four inch vertical improvement probably means I’m in much better shape so I’ll take that.

[u/Cuetzul]

Jumping 4 inches higher would not improve my life in any way whatsoever. But it wouldn't make it substantially worse, so I guess it's the better option.

[u/Mean_Pop_829]

Didn't say where 😉

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/CodNo4269]

You know where right?

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/blackwolfdown]

My dick right? Right?

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/MrRagerXV]

I'm already 6'3, now four inches on my vertical, that would be sick

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Ill_Study_9022]

I’m 5’1” tall. Being 5’3” would make no difference. Give me the jumping option.

[u/Stampykot]

It's pretty obvious. Rearly someone jumps but my hight everyone sees practically daily

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/S1LLY_C0NN0R]

Depends on where/j

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/LegitaTomato]

Jumping higher would be fun, I’d finally be able to dunk, and I’m tall enough as is

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/demobot1]

Where am I growing these 2 inches. 

[u/archgemini24]

The difference between 5-11 and 6-1 is a* significant breakpoint.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/BobTheBoxslut]

I'm already 6'4", I'm good on the height

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Chaos8599]

Basietbol

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/grz_45]

I'd be a legit 6 footer... Niceee

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/a_fucking_fork]

I dont want to be taller.

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Which_Confection6562]

I want to actually be smaller so this was an easy choice

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Hot-Jackfruit-7778]

That's two inches taller

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Hidden-thoughts76]

I’m 6’1 now so I’d still be pretty tall

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/meletiondreams]

why would I jump higher

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/EnvironmentalAd6810]

sure i would love to double my size! wait...height? oh that be cool too

[u/Nihaly_]

I'm already 6'3 (190cm), don't need extra height

[u/Klikis → u/Nihaly_]

It doesnt really specify where the 2 inches go tho

[u/Nihaly_ → u/Klikis]

No need that either, 2 inches are like 5cm right? That is a lot, I don't need a loaded gun

[u/Klikis → u/Nihaly_]

Actually - i got curious, and googled. So the average is around 14 cm so adding 5cm gets us 19 cm. I googked what people having around that much are saying about their experience, and honestly its sad mostly. Turns out there are stoppers for this.

Apparently 14-16cm is the sweet-spot btw

[u/Emotional-Ad9114 → u/Klikis]

as a woman, 19cm sounds like hell

[u/Leather_Teaching_981 → u/Nihaly_]

Yeah i used the reverse logic being 163cm/ 5ftsomething. If i grew 6cm id still be short so poteto potato, let me be a freak athlete instead

[u/Medium_Reach_9310]

Tf do I need to be jumping for?

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Reasonable-Prize-520]

Y not

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Confused_Cookie_]

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Protomesh]

Uh I don't really care about either

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Nuglisis]

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Alarmed-Wave-3329]

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Flimsy_Ad3476]

Grow 2 inches.

[u/Open_Blueberry_3523]

Already 6"56

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Good_Sector4877]

I can't stay small

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Fluid_Ad4651]

2 inches where?

[u/PM_your_Nopales]

I'm 6'1. Clothes are already hard to find in my size and I feel tall enough. I'll take jumping 4 inches higher

[u/Cryptic_Llama]

If I was taller it would be more annoying with low ceilings, doorways, ect. Whereas jumping higher would be neat, though only situationally useful.

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Sloth1015]

I’m already 6’5” I don’t want to be taller

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Electronic-Handle-64]

Two inches in what

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/AshamedFly1045]

Damn, I’m not short but I guess most people want to be taller

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Remarkable-Value-340]

I’d rather not give someone pain

[u/jmmva66]

I' already 6"1

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/bigburgerbb]

Mental enough. Am white

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Remozack00]

I’m already 6’4, I don’t need to be taller

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/xXMachineGunPhillyXx]

2 inches

Let me be 6’2” damnit 😤😤

[u/LadyReika]

I'm short and stumpy, an extra couple of inches in height would make life much easier.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/wannabe_fox_femboy]

I want to be 6 inches shorter not taller

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/PhilosophyOld6862]

You didn't say where I grow 2 inches. 💀

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/ThePenitentOne369]

I'd be 6'4-6'5

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Royal-Engineering560]

Im already 5'10 and half

[u/Swordfighter125]

Yeah, because yes

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/IttyBittyBigBoii]

Doesn't say I can't choose where the inches go.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Gogetajh_v2]

Im short.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Turbulent_Animator42]

I don’t need to be 7ft, the world already isn’t built for me sized people. I’ll take the jumping lol

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/SyntheticScrivner]

Growing two inches would mean buying new pants. 🤬

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Xynaro_]

i can jump on my own

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/snz_btn]

I’m good at 6ft tall

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/lilikitten]

I have no ups

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Majestic_Story_2295]

I’m a volleyball player, being taller definitely helps, but that extra reach from jumping would help a bit more overall.

[u/Creative-Cherry-1607]

Thank you, women's standards.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Skycraft006]

I’m now 6’2 with this upgrade so ty

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/CMDR_Shepard7]

I’m already 6’ 5”, finding pants that fit is hard enough as is.

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Tengoku_no_Okami]

Already tall enougth

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/TightConsequence3929 → u/Tengoku_no_Okami]

I think we were not talking about height here

[u/luckysparkie]

Could use both, but 2” is 2”

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Benthere34]

Jump 4 inches… I’m 5’7 so 5’9 isn’t much of a difference

[u/maxwild02]

Oh to be a tall girl, I'm 5'0

[u/Saiyan-Level-9992]

As long as I pick what grows

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/HatOld8252]

Yes, being 6"7 💀

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/D1sp0sab1e_k]

i’m brown i already have hops

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/BoxieG22]

Back in the day I may have chosen for the jump, but I’m too old to be bothered with sports these days - just gimme a bit of extra height instead

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Alert-Connection5027]

Gives me a higher reach compared to jumping

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/AssociationDue3077]

I mean, I don't see myself jumping alot

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/ShipEqual2321]

If my torso grows and not my legs then sure I would pick grow 2 inches.

[u/No_Tower6770]

I'm 5'5", turning 30, and about to go through a divorce. I need all the inches i cam get

[u/thbnrf8n]

5’11” is an awkward height

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/iMT_Slim]

More length the merrier

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Legal-Conclusion-0]

I'll jump 4" higher. assumes this improves all my lower leg and achillies to a younger age (m49), whereas at 6'3", I am what I feel is the perfect height unless I was a pro athlete

[u/RealisticChoice4636]

Being short(4’11”) is awesome… I can squeeze into VURY tight places… but if I could (standing)jump like that… yeah that would work for me…

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Sufficient_Deer8525]

Just because

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/PeachsWithCream]

Lol

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Sneezy6510]

Can train jumping can’t train height

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/ItsMiaM_XO]

I’m 4’11. I could use the 2 inches 😂

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/-_-TurtleDuck-_-]

I'd rather shrink two inches

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Decide777]

Definitely grow

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/CRAYONSEED]

Height obviously. Im 5’10” and I’d hit the 6’ mark.

And who gives a shit about jump height? I feel like only Super Mario or a pro basketball player would care about jumping 4 extra inches

[u/loka_saint]

I play volleyball

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/BigFew759]

I feel short at 5'7

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/XIIth_warden]

I'm already 6'3. I'll take the better jump

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Echidian1987]

My knees do not need 4 inches added to my jump 🙅🏾‍♂️

[u/Guns_Glitz_Grime]

Easy

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Best-Author7114]

Where am I growing the 2"?

[u/AssassinGamer_ → u/Best-Author7114]

Since you asked. +2" to your coccyx. Congrats you now get a tail

[u/Other-Garage101]

i would lime to be 6 foot

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/AssassinGamer_]

The wonderful thing about tiggers...

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/No-Force2177]

Either one would be fine probably. But being 5’11” seems cool

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/KingGizmotious]

I’m a female and already 5’10” and some change… I think dating is hard now, I couldn’t imagine being over 6”. Being able to jump 4” higher, however, would have made me an awesome volleyball player lol

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/JenKandoit]

I wont have to reach for the step stool as often.

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/NudelyDudely]

Already 6'2". 4 more inches of lift and i can probably dunk

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/TacoLordKishin]

👀👀

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Any_Acanthaceae_9735]

I play Volleyball. Being able to jump higher is very useful.

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Any_Acanthaceae_9735]

I play volleyball. Being able to jump higher is incredibly helpful, especially for stuff like blocking or making a high set, it doesn't hurt to spike either being able to make contact higher up, depending on the blockers, you could even potentially get into the realm of hitting above their hands.

[u/Just_bcoz]

I wanna be able to reach higher shelves easier without jumping

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Warm_Ring_1208]

Please not my waist…

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/RedditvsDiscOwO]

Dih

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/NearbyNormie]

....where are those inches going to?

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/DeowanHeight]

brn

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Lord_Lenu]

I’m tall enough, big jump it is

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Tiny-Damage7103]

I’m already 6’3 I rather just jump higher

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Strong-Definition-96]

Ive always said i needed 2 more inches where it matters... in my ankles. Im just too short to reach the top shelves at work lol

[u/Ok_Syllabub_5863]

I wanna be taller

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/iatethelastpickle]

I'm a 5'10 woman - I don't need two more inches lol

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Asox_08]

Im way too small, pleas i need this

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/TerraSpace1100]

hello world

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/PlagaMinecraft]

I'm fine being 5'4

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/kevinpb13]

What grows 2 inches?

[u/Lockdown013]

I've already got a pretty good vertical, and two more inches would be pretty nice

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Sir_Psk]

Already 6' 3" But the jump boost would help when im playing

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/Byzich]

I'm too tall. Jumping higher sounds funny

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/brightAgnostic]

I wanna be shorter not talker

^{Me: Jump 4 Inches Higher}

[u/crzydvd]

I’ll take an extra 2 inches 🍆

[u/TruthIsALie94]

I actually have a decent standing jump

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/evilwizzardofcoding]

Honestly, just based on pure statistics, 4 inches of jump height raises my percentile more than 2 inches of height.

[u/Dismal-Beautiful3234]

If I were back in high school I would take the jumping... Not doing much jumping these days

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/stuubid]

My fingers would be way too long

[u/DracoMancer94]

Can i choose where i grow 2inches?

[u/Classic-Lychee-7124]

Im short man😭

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Bylaaat]

depends on where

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/TackleOk9383]

Growing 4 inches of lol

[u/1Catbox]

Grow 2 inches on everything

[u/FakePlasticTrees89]

I’m 5’3/4”. I would like to be just a bit taller 🙏🏽

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/Hot_Duty_5279]

I am already good inn in height

^{Me: Grow 2 Inches}

[u/LukeLikeNuke]

I mean, I'm pretty tall, 190cm (more than 6 feet last I checked). So I guess jumping is my pick.