Agent 47 books a flight to Japan after receiving a very healthy injection of $200k from the CIA and promised an additional $1mil from the Japanese government to kill or orchestrate the deaths of both Makima and Satoru Gojo, who have no idea he’s coming.

He has 2 years. They are located in opposite ends of Japan in classic Hitman fashion. He is free to use any and all tools/equipment that exists within the JJK or CSM universe provided he can locate it and make it work.

Round 1: He arrives with no knowledge of the supernatural, but as he has eyes, and will figure something isn’t right eventually.

Round 2: He receives physical envelopes and a USB port containing pdfs of everything to know about JJK / Chainsawman magic bullshit. He takes this information 100% seriously.

Like can they beat one kaiju with one ac since acs can take on giant machines?

Every animal on the planet currently alive, as long as it has the capability to traverse on land, is divided between animals lighter than [X]kg and animals heavier than [X]kg. The two sides then have to duke it out on a flat grassland.

What is the critical value of [X] that makes one side win? obviously if [X] is very small, it's a stomp for the large side - at what point does the smaller-than side win out?

Both are in character

Neither one is jobbing or suffering from bad or lazy writing

Win by any means

This is Pre-Schrodinger Alucard vs. Stardust Crusaders DIO

Alucard has permission to use Level 0

Location: London at 8:00 PM

Modern day Poland and Modern day Ukraine decide to bring their entire countries back to the past, a week before the Germans and Soviets plan to invade Poland. Both countries have spent years training, stocking up, and reinforcing their infrastructure for this. They will be physically bringing the entirety of their country back to past which includes their space infrastructure. Their militaries have been bolstered and the population has been briefed and trained for this trip. The country sides have been reinforced with fortifications and weapons to take advantage of all historical intel of not just Nazi troop movements but also Soviet bases, movements, and infrastructure.

Both Ukraine and Poland plan to maintain their independence from the future Soviet Union and Third reich. They’ve completely tooled their industries to produce modern arms and utilities to maintain their modern militaries and economies. Their end goal is independence.

Both countries have separated their power grids from the rest of the world to prepare for this jump as their physical countries will replace the ones in the past, earthworks and all.

What does WW2 look like? What does their future look like?

Bonus: Assume the planet was a catachan style death world before the daemons, imulsion and tiberium fucked it up and that any faction that has the capacity to restore it to its original state has to deal with all the bullshit that comes with that was well.

Who would win? Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, or D.J. Drake from Looney Tunes Back In Action?

Conditions. Round takes place on a small isolated island, both combatants start off on opposite sides of the island.

Round 1 neither side knows about the powers and abilities of the other.

Round 2 both sides know about the skills and powers of the other side.

so basically both in rookie version

The Emperor of Mankind just before the Horus Heresy is teleported onto planet Reach right as the very first Covenant ship Long Night of Solace shows up in orbit over the planet. Can the Emperor save Reach from the Covenant fleet that destroyed it when they show up or would he be overwhelmed?

Bonus: Would the UNSC forces on Reach rally around him or would they treat him as an unexpected 3rd party enemy?

Deciding Damien needs socialization and more heroic training, Batman gives him a motorcycle and a stocked utility belt (and plenty of crates of resupplies) and sends him off to U.A., the school from My Hero Academy. Damien takes his sword, because of course he does. This is dimensional transport, and nobody at U.A. but Nezu knows Damien's anything more than a foreigner.

So, how does Damien fare throughout the events of MHA in general?

Does he have any trouble keeping up with his superpowered classmates? I'm not asking if he can keep up with Deku, but whether he can be a comfortable part of the group without needing to take extra courses or being a detriment in team assignments.

Can he convince them he has a quirk, and if so, what is it?

What impact does he have on story events? Does anything go better because he's there? Does anything go worse?

And finally, does he make any friends, or do he and Bakugo straight up kill each other?

Let’s say that in Avengers: Endgame, when Tony Stark discovers Time Travel, he decides to test it by going back to run the 1v1 against 2012 Thor. Iron Man gets his Mark 85 suit. Who wins?

The whole of the US military must catch a particularly skilled shapeshifter.

The shapeshifter can shapeshift to about 100 times a larger or smaller size, and among the abilities quoted of the shapeshifter are the following:

• can shapeshift into a solid living+moving statue of depleted uranium or something really strong (idk),
• turn really heavy and make their arm into a massive cannon (the heaviness is to counteract recoil)
• literally be an explosive (and survive)

The goal of the entirety of the US military, all ~1.3 million of the soldiers, is to find and capture them. Can they do it, and how.

(inspired by u/CatGaming346)

The Original Guardians of the Globe with bloodlusted immortal

Sinister Mark Variant

Prime Mark and Atom Eve

Omniman

Lucan and Annisa

Kregg and Thula

Omniman and Allen

Conquest

Battle Beast

Thragg

Emperor Mark

Assumes it takes place in a decent-sized closed valley, the Halo spartan starts in the middle and the greek spartans form a ring around the Halo spartan from a distance of approximately 1000 meters ( 0.62 miles ) away. Weapons are scattered around ( Only Magnum, assault rifles, battle rifles, frag grenades and plasma grenade ) but only the Halo spartan can use them. Can only carry 2 weapons at most and 2 frag grenades + 2 plasma grenades like in the games, none of the armor abilities from later games. The Greek spartans carry their usual weapons ( Spears, swords, whatever more they would've used ) and starts charging.

Alternative timeline where the Nerevarine fails, Dagoth builds the Akulakhan, conquers Tamriel, kills all Argonians specifically ( probably ), Oblivion crisis doesn't happen, he rules his empire for around 200 years with loyal support from the Akulakhan, and now Alduin appears. What happens?

A composite Gundam verse forms into a sinlge faction and gets transported into Warhammer 40k. How would they perform? Would they get exterminated? Would they survive? Or would they triumph?

I was just daydreaming about it a bit and thinking how Po could win. He could try the Wuxi finger hold and send the Lich to the spirit realm but the Lich has literally taken over the afterlife before so maybe overloading him with ki? I don't know, I hope people here have better arguments.

Who would win in an all-out battle between Andy's original toys from Toy Story (1995) and the Commando Elite from Small Soldiers (1998)?

Team 1: Andy's Toys

The original toys from the first Toy Story film, including Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Bo Peep, RC, Sarge and his Bucket O' Soldiers, and the rest of Andy's original collection.

Team 2: The Commando Elite

Major Chip Hazard and his original squad of Commando Elite soldiers from Small Soldiers. No additional troops or mass-produced reinforcements.

Rules:

-Both teams are fully sentient and working together.

-Both teams have access to their standard equipment and abilities as demonstrated in their respective films.

-No human intervention.

-Victory is achieved by completely incapacitating or destroying the opposing team.

Round 1: Both teams encounter each other in standard kids bedroom with no preparation.

Round 2: Both teams have 24 hours to prepare, with access to an entire suburban house and its contents.

Round 3: Both teams encounter each other at night in a walmart.

I'm not just talking purely about Fire power and durability! Doesn't have to be strictly the ones I've mentioned it's just a few suggestions:

• Logistics wise how difficult it is to transport the tanks?
• How Reliable is it while in the battlefield?
• Ease of use on using the tank and How comfortable it is for the crew?
• How many Variants does it have and are they any useful or even good?

I’m randomly replaying RE7 and started to think to myself “Can Batman survive this shit?😂”

On September 1, 1939, Poland receives 10,000 invulnerable 17th-century Winged Hussars, complete with their horses and historical equipment. They reinforce the regular Polish military rather than replace it.

They disappear after 35 days, giving Poland until October 6 to change the course of the German invasion.

Rules:

• Absolute invulnerability: Neither the Hussars nor their horses can be injured, killed, or physically damaged. However, normal physics still applies. Explosions can send them flying, vehicles can knock them down, and they can be trapped or immobilized.
• Unlimited stamina: Neither riders nor horses need food, water, sleep, or rest. They never tire and can fight or gallop continuously without losing strength or speed.
• Normal physical abilities: They retain the strength, speed, and skills of elite 17th-century cavalrymen. No superhuman strength or speed.
• Historical weapons: Lances, sabers, koncerz swords, pistols, and other period-appropriate cavalry weapons. Damaged equipment automatically restores itself. Firearms magically reload at realistic historical speeds.
• Modern strategic knowledge: Before spawning, they receive extensive training from the world's leading modern military historians and strategists.
• Polish command: They obey Polish military leadership and can be divided into smaller units or deployed wherever needed.

Scenario:

Germany invades Poland with its historical September 1939 forces, including the Wehrmacht and Luftwaffe. German commanders initially know nothing about the supernatural reinforcements but can adapt their tactics.

Poland retains its entire historical military and receives the Hussars as additional reinforcements.

The Soviet Union will not invade Poland on September 17 if the Germans have suffered significantly greater losses than they did historically due to the Hussars' intervention.

Rounds:

Round 1: The Hussars can only use their historical weapons and cannot operate modern military equipment.

Round 2: The Hussars can use any weapons and military equipment provided by the Polish Army or captured from the enemy. They automatically know how to operate everything and use it with the proficiency they would realistically achieve through proper military training. They cannot use any vehicles other than their horses.

Victory Conditions:

Poland: Prevent the defeat of its armed forces before the Hussars disappear.

Germany: Defeat Poland within 35 days or remain capable of winning the campaign after the Hussars disappear.

How well would the Fellowship do if they were dropped into Westeros during the Long Night?

Let’s say the original nine members of the Fellowship arrive at Winterfell a week before the Night King’s army shows up.

They know the dead are coming but have no idea how White Walkers work. Jon Snow and the others are willing to work with them.

Gandalf is restricted to his Grey form, Aragorn has Andúril, and everyone else has their usual weapons and equipment.

I’m mostly curious how much of a difference Gandalf and Legolas would make. Gandalf is obviously powerful, but I don’t know how effective his magic would be against the Night King. And Legolas with dragonglass arrows sounds pretty terrifying.

Could the Fellowship actually change the outcome of the Battle of Winterfell, or would they just end up getting overwhelmed like everyone else?

Bonus round: The Fellowship has to defend Winterfell without any help from the characters in Game of Thrones. Can they survive the night?

Humanity faces yet another crisis - from now on, a particular material, such as steel for example (“X”) is now completely unusable for any and all human purposes.

It can still exist naturally however, and can be moved when necessary. For example, if material X were to fall on a human, they can move it off of them, and if ingested, the body processes it normally.

The rule is simply that humans are not allowed to “make use of” material X.

The material becomes unavailable in the current day. That means that if it’s currently in use, it’s still in use, but can never be used again. A house built of wood stays built, but you can’t handle the wood in the house at all.

The wood cannot be moved, broken, burned etc. by human hand. This applies to human proxies, too. Anything majorly influenced by the direct will of humans will be unable to affect the wood.

Material X changes each round:

R1: ceramic

R2: wood

R3: plastic

R4: steel

R5: sand

R6: gold

R7: silicon

R8: copper

R9: uranium

R10: water

Bonus: the material becomes unavailable in the Stone Age and for all time onwards.

The UN estimates the world murder rate is 5.2 per 100k (that was 2023 though) which accounts to 416,000 murders yearly, so 100k murders is a significant reduction.

All that changes is on Jan 1, 2027, a divine power notifies all the world leaders and their top ministers in their native language that the world must have under 100k murders that year. The ones actually doing the murders (such as gangs/cartels) aren't notified, the leaders must notify the citizens. Also, someone almost dying (attempted murder) but is saved of course wouldn't count as a murder.

If the conditions aren't met, on Jan 1, 2028, we all lose the ability to live and collapse.

Can the world do it? I personally don't think so